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Thursday, July 31, 2003

The Latest In Worker Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:14:00 PM

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Thursday Evening Edition


My first training week is almost up.

I've rewritten the Night Audit Checklist to make it the Idiot's Guide to Dolce Hamilton Park Night Audit. I've learned most of the Audit by now, I think. At this point I need to learn Front Desk procedures more than anything.

Tonight also marks the final night of the current Full Time Auditor, Alben. But he gets to spend it with all of the trainees at once, sucker...

Yes, other trainees. First off their is Quadir. He's the other Full Time guy, but he's only been at this a few months, so he's still in training. Then we have Jason, who's training two nights a week to try it out. He works in Banquets, and he trains Audit, but he only stays till 3, so he's only gone over half or less of total procedure.

Tonight we pizza. Jason will probaly get stuck doing most of the work while the rest of us sit on our butts. He needs to go over this more than any of us do. I gotta remember to bring my book with me.

Then I have a four day weekend. Yuck.

The best part of this job will be over the holidays. For a 3 week period between mid December and somewhere in January, the Hotel closes down for Renavations. Complete shut down. No guests, at all. However out of the entire staff, front desk and Night Auditors still have to work. Just one at a time (one desk clerk 7 - 3, one 3 - 11, one Auditor 11 - 7) but there must be someone there to answer the phone. However the security guy brings up a TV, or we can bring stuff to do, cause other than the phone the only thing to do is the Auditor has to change over the day to keep the system up to date. So I'll be a gaming fool. I'll be sure to buy a carrycase for whatever system I want to play, then hook it up and whoop some ass.

That's all for now folks.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Wednesday, July 30, 2003

The Latest In Semi-Bored Worker Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 6:05:00 AM

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Wednesday Morning Edition


Well another day another... 88 dollars.

Nice and slow again. Got most of my version of the Night Audit Checklist done. Tomorrow I'll take it on a test run see how it flies. I know I have a few additions to make, but for the most part it is The Idiot's Guide to Dolce Hamilton Park Night Auditing. Just the way I like it.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Tuesday, July 29, 2003

The Latest In Worker Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:25:00 AM

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Tuesday Morning Edition


Welcome all to the premiere Worker Ranting.

It's tough, learning everything anew, but for $11 p.h., I don't care.

So far, not bored, for sure. I don't know how often I will be doing this, but we shall see.

I love you dearly, I miss you all, you are all fucking insane.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Sunday, July 27, 2003

The Latest In Almost Working Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:52:00 AM

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Sunday Morning Edition


Well, the Blogathon came, it saw, it crapped out. Even worse than last year.

The signups were pitiful, the show-ers were decent out of the signups, however most didn't last..

Thanks go out to Lady Kijo and Kahlan for their help, especially while I attempted to nap. Amanda had another problem this year during the event. Checking back, last year she got hit early morning, this year near midday. Blogathon is not lucky for that girl. Last year jumped between 9 and 11 p.m., this year it was all kinda just there. Last year Brianne popped up the first few posts of the day and disappeared, this year she was around until she got down the shore and then she left us with no pictures. Boooooo. Last year a number of people posted once or not at all, this year the same. Last year I went from 4:30 a.m. to 9 a.m. ALONE. This year woulda probably been the same except...

At 1:50 a.m. the few of us on find out from Amanda that the powers that be of Blogathon DQ'd the site at 6:43 p.m. due to the want to blog for two charities.

How fucking lame.

So everyone else went to bed and I stayed up cause I go to WORK tonight. That's right, 11 to 7 overnight shift is baaaack. Well, at least for Sunday-Monday. The rest of the week I may stagger a bit to shadow the desk and learn stuff. But we punch in using a passcode and a sorta-handscanner!

I got stuff to write, to waste time till 8 a.m. so I can go to bed. I've been awake minus 3 hours of rest since about 9 a.m. Saturday. Fun.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Tuesday, July 22, 2003

The Latest In IRC

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:24:00 AM

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Tueday Early Morning Edition



I've made a new channel.

For those of you in the know, network = NitrousNet and channel = #PXChat2

Laterz.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Monday, July 21, 2003

The Latest In Soon To Be Bored Worker Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:14:00 PM

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Monday Afternoon Edition



Fucking damn straight you cocksmoking assramming uncle fuckers!

Friday I interview, today, just 20 minutes ago, they call and say "Keith! We want YOU!"

Dolce Hamilton Park. A Dolce Conference Destination. Ten thousand times better place than AmeriSuites. There aren't tons of these places in existance, but there are a few around and each place is just big. All I have to do now is get through the pre-screening, which means no drugs and no bad background, which is easier than breathing.

Thank fucking Christ.

It starts at $11 p.h. and goes to $11.50 after the 90 day period. Three days a week I will be working with another auditor. More details later, right now I gotta jump around like a fool.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Sunday, July 20, 2003

The Latest

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 11:00:00 PM

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Sunday Late Night Edition



So anyone want to join the Blogathon? Anyone at all? Let me know, I'll send ya an invite.

Job stuff. I interviewed, last I heard they were checking references. I should know early this week.

Games. I rented Evil Dead for a day, it was fun. Then I rented SW: Knights of the Old Republic. Kinda fun. I am stuck on the Rancor, and it plays more like an RPG than anything at this time. I miss the action element od Jedi Knights 2: Jedi Outcast. Very kickass that game.

Movies. Rented Evil Dead. Also rented Final Destination for Laurel, though I may watch it.

Writings. I am writing an MB story, a few other stories, RP'ing on one board, and e-fedding.

That's it for now.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Tuesday, July 15, 2003

The Latest In Possibly Soon To Be Bored Worker Again Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:03:00 PM

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Tuesday Morning Edition



Well finally, after a good month plus of nothing, one of the 30 or so resumes I sent out two to three weeks back has panned out to an interview.

I don't know why, I don't care, but on Friday I have an interview in some Hotel in Florham Park.

My bed deflates every hour, causing my sleep time to be semi normal since after waking up to reinflate for the 7th or 8th time I get annoyed and get up.

Only a week and a half until the Blogathon and I hear nothing, so I doubt we are bothering this year, though I may just do a "for fun" version here.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.




The Latest In Lyrics

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:08:00 PM

music: Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit

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Tuesday Afternoon Song Edition



Memories consume / like opening up the wound / I'm picking me apart again / You all assume / I'm safe here in my room / Unless I try to start again / I don't want to be the one / the battles always choose / Cause inside I realize / that I'm the one confused / I don't know what's worth fighting for / or why i have to scream / I don't know why I instigate / and say what I don't mean / I don't know how I got this way / I know it's not alright / So I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit tonight

Clutching my cure / I tightly lock the door / I try to catch my breath again / I hurt much more / than anytime before / I had no options left again / I don't want to be the one / the battles always choose / Cause inside I realize / that I'm the one confused / I don't know what's worth fighting for / or why i have to scream / I don't know why I instigate / and say what I don't mean / I don't know how I got this way / I'll never be alright / So I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit tonight

I'll paint it on the walls / Cause I'm the one at fault / I'll never fight again / And this is how it ends / I dont know what's worth fighting for / or why i have to scream / but now I have some clarity / to show you what I mean / I don't know how I got this way / I'll never be alright / So I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit tonight



Monday, July 07, 2003

The Latest

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:32:00 PM

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Monday Afternoon Edition



So it's been a good week since I last updated.

Well I haven't had anything to talk about.

How many ways can I say I have no job, no gf, one friend whose either too busy or too pissed, and a crappy body.

The Blogathon is still on its way, and the finer points are being worked out. Like if, where, and who...

With cashmerewhore being in the moving business this month, I may host the thing myself, but its the cast I worry about. Who would get involved? Who indeed...

I've been using most of my free time on the MB's and in IRC Chat. for those of you in the know, I am on the Nightstar Network, channel #PXChat1. I am eith Phoenix, PtotheX, or PimpDaddy, or a variety of PX-**** names based on what I am doing.

Kane the previously masked, previously scarred, mystically healed bald big man should be on RAW tonight, but in what capacity. I seriously dislike him unmasked and hairless. I did that to my CAW Kane in my game and I hate it even more... Austin should have RAW as his own what with Bischoff taking the chokeslam ride last week. What will the Rattlesnake pull?

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



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