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Monday, June 30, 2003

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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:12:00 AM

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Monday Morning Edition



Well it's that time of the year again. The Blogathon approaches, and the question is, will we do it? cashmerewhore took the initiative last year, creating a page especially for the event (And I got to redesign it!) and a number of posters joined up for the fun, that wasn't, well, fun. There were very few people that even showed for a length of time, and even I was hard pressed to keep up with it all. In the end I went the distance, minus the first couple hours, and it suceeded, though rather, well, lame.

What is it? It's a 24 hour event, 6 to 6, starting at 6 a.m. Pac Time July 26 and going to 6 a.m. Pac Time July 27. (Thats 9 a.m. to 9 a.m. here on the East Coast kiddies.) It takes place on a blogsite, like this one. People post as often as possible. It could be crap, but they expect something, so it SHOULD be conversation. I ended last year posting about the episode of M.A.S.H. I was watching at the time. Posts must occur once a half hour at least.

Basically this is a chat room without instant convo. Most blogs that get involved are either preexisting personal sites, or group sites. Some (like ours last year) manage to get a few different sites to add people to the effort, not only to increase their chances of fullfilling this but to talk to more people.

It's for fun and charities. The idea is to be sponsored, and as long as your page fulfills the requirements, the charity you choose gets paid. You can choose to donate yourself if ya want.

So the question is, will it happen again this year? The old page is gone, sort of... The actual page is missing from her server but the info still exists on blogger, so it can EASILY be setup again. And if we do it again, who will join? If anyone wants in, leave me a comment.

It's crunch time. Anyone in Jersey have a job for me that doesn't totally suck and I can start right away?

And lo and behold, my truck needs a ton of work. New front brakes, back needs adjusting, maybe new, a couple new springs maybe shocks, hubs, something is STILL rattling under my truck when it idles, and rustwork.

Bleh.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Wednesday, June 25, 2003

The Latest In DUH!

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:16:00 AM

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Morning Edition


There was a post here for Saturday I believe, but it isn't now, what with the changeover.

I think I like the new Blogger. Unsure so far.

On to the DUH! part. At about 4 p.m. yesterday my interent slowly died. Now this tends to happen, even on cable, so I began doing the normal to reset the connection. That failed, so I shut down EVERYTHING to let it all sit. That failed. So the day and night continued as such, with me occasionally replugging in the modem trying to reset the conn. I checked the router, everything I could. Still nothing.

Finally come 12:30 a.m. on yet another reset I felt along a different area of the back of the modem and whaddya know, the CABLE itself isn't plugged in.

Yup. A big DUH for me.

Besides that lifes been the normal bowl of crap that it always is. I am finally into bit-torrent to d-load (thanks to Chad and Amanda for TRYING to get me into it before) and had Hulk Sunday and Futurama Season 2 today.

That's it for now. Later.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Friday, June 20, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 4:23:00 PM

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Friday Afternoon Edition


I haven't put up a rant in awhile. My life's been pretty tame. Sucks to be me.

First off, I have about one week to get a decent job before I go to Pathmark. That bites my ass, to be sure. Unfortunately I've always been really shitty at job hunting, and things haven't changed recently.

My pup, aka JD, is a bit over 2 years old now and still tiny as ever. At a whopping 7.4 pounds he's a shrimp. I gotta hit him up with an extra meal...

In homefront news, the carport has finally emptied after an unknown yet extremely long amount of time. Currently Laurel and Barb take the two spots, though I plan to barter with them, especially Barb, for one come full on summer. Unlike them, I have no air conditioning in my vehicle, so the Bronco II becomes a major oven in even some heat. Even the reflective windshield sunvisor doesn't really help. With the carport comes a few empty parking spaces finally, meaning regular visitors don't have to park in the middle of the fucking driveway anymore.

Then we have David. On my Message Board, I along with another member, one who happens to be 13 or 14, she's from another state I'm not sure, are writing what is termed as a message board story. Members of the board send us original characters and we write a story using those characters. This story was going to involve mostly mutants. So we recieve the submissions and she writes the first chapter, with a few edits and additions by me.

Now the first chapter or two, as with even real, normal, author written books, is a kind of setup, getting the time period, the base idea of the story, and a few other details planted to start things off. Upon reading this first chapter the very first thing he does is make a reply post stating "Rip off". Upon challenging this idea of his I was greeted with the same phrase repeated over and over again, expanded upon ever so slightly, and repeated again. Never did I get a true idea of exactly what he calls this a rip off of.

I will be the first to admit, there are a few similarites. Humans decided mutants could be dangerous. Humans created Sentinels. And in the entire chapter, that, basically, is IT when it comes to the "ripping-off" of X-Men or any other mutant based story.

And besides, when you look down at it, most current stories, movies, whatever, find their base elsewhere. Matrix. Base story unoriginal, as it shows that AI got pissed off at us. Anyone ever hear of a little movie called Terminator? And odds are Terminator wasn't the first to use that idea either. Mr Issac Asimov probably wrote some book YEARS ago with the same principle behind it. But it's where Terminator and Matrix WENT with these stories that makes them original each in their own way.

Smartass didn't complain that Matrix and the idea of AI turning on humans was done before, so why complain now?

Because I used the word "Sentinels". I added that in, knowing the things are not going to play a vital role in the story, and I'd be surprised if they even are mentioned past Chapter 3. But I used the word, one which is huge in X-lore, and it set him off. Or maybe it's simply because once in awhile he likes to pull out the "I don't want to talk to him or hang out, so let's get really pissed off for no good reason" card.

So he throws a hissy-fit, blocks me on his AIM list (I have 3 other names pal, one of which is always running, so I can still see ya, never mind MSN and Yahoo) after he bitches like a 7 year old saying fuck me and the board and he wishes he could delete himself off of it. And he does all that and proceeds to wander through the board for ten minutes deleting a few of his posts, just to be an asshole.

At least now I can see why people complain about being moderators or admins, cause anyone they get along with normally they have to treat like a stranger when it comes to their duty as an admin or mod. His post was rude as well as inconclusive, and as an admin/mod I had to delete it for the good of the entire board. Then of course as his friend I get the backlash. So, screw it. Phoenix is moving on and stepping down, and someone else can deal with it. I am handing over the admin keys to someone else, someone off the board, and they can handle it all. I'll roam around as a regular member, which is what I want anyways.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Tuesday, June 17, 2003

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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:01:00 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon Edition


The newest Al TV is premiered today. This time Al takes over VH1 to talk about Poodle Hat. The official premiere is tonight at 11, but it played this mornig at 11.

I finally found out about the whole Eminem no parody deal. The idea was that Eminem said Al couldn't parody the VIDEO of Lose Yourself, not any songs.

They finish it off with the All About the Pentiums Video, arguably the best parody both song and video wise I've seen from him. I really hope I can see him in concert.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Monday, June 16, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:20:00 PM

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RAW Edition



And we start off the first RAW after Bad Blood with Mick Foley, the special ref from the HIAC match last night. He mentions that he's supposed to have gone back to his normal life. And next Monday's RAW will be his last RAW for awhile. But he has to cheap plug his book, then get a cheap pop. Now that's over, he talks about last nights match. Partway through, a new music hits, and Evolution, with a theme and a titantron (and SWEET ones, by the way) are headed to the ring. Trips, Orton, and Flair are in the house. Orton has the shtick first. Randy hits his cheap heel shots. Supposedly Evolution is inviting a fourth member into the group, and it could be Foley. Foley states that there was nothing he'd rather do than be a Four Horseman wannabe. Flair gets a bit uppity. Foley rips Orton a new one. Orton strips the shirt and rips back. Orton states that he wishes Trips never retired Foley so he could make a name for himself by kicking his ass. Foley says that he can't wrestle, but they can fight. Evolution attacks, and Foley beats on all of them until Orton hits the cutter. As the beating begins Maven and Al Snow hit the ring and clear the heels.

Maven and Al Snow? Must be good to befriend the hardcore legend.

Dudley Boyz & Ivory vs Rodney Mack, Christopher Nowinski & Jazz - Bubba launches Ivory over the top rope onto Chris. The Duds double team Rodney. Chris comes in and fights with Bubba until a Bubba-bomb. This thing breaks down in no time with Chris taking the brunt of the beating and Jazz taking the loss somehow. Winner - Duds & Ivory

Kane is backstage touching his mask, which makes me think the rumors of the de-masking may FINALLY be true. RVD pops by and they have the Booker T Goldust talk, of if they don't win the rematch they'll split up.

Maven finds Foley and Snow and tells them he got Austin to give him a match against Orton. Foley states Flair will be there, so he'll be in Maven's corner.

Lance Storm vs ?? - The unknown is in the ring, Storm gets an entrance. Austin wanders out chanting 'boooooooorrrrrrring'. He says he needs sleep, and figured Lance could help him pass out. As Lance wrestles, Austin lays down on a pillow and blanket and takes a nap. He continues taunting Storm until the rookie rolls up Storm for the win. Winner - ?? by rollup Austin reiterates that Storm is the most boring person in the world, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!

Chris Jericho & Christian vs Booker T & Goldberg - Christian also has new music and a new titantron. Booker T attacks Christian and Jericho. The heels take the advantage until Goldberg finally shows up. Goldberg picks Jericho up over his head and meanders around until tossing him to the floor. Then we have a commercial. We return as Goldberg is powering through everyone. Soon its Booker T and Jericho. Christian interferes and Jericho takes the advantage. Christian is in and taunting Book. Jerocho back in, gets the Walls. Goldberg kicks Jericho away, and Book battles to the tag. Goldberg is in and powering through again. He tosses Christian and preps the Spear, but Christian pulls Jericho out of the way and Golberg hits the turnbuckle. Booker gets in, and sidekicks Christian out of the air. Jericho and Book botch the facedrop, but Jericho recovers and hits the Lionsault, and then gets Speared. Booker nails C with the IC belt and gets the pin. Winners - Booker T & Goldberg

Mae Young w/Fabulous Moolah vs Test with Scott Steiner as the Special ref - WWE, get a clue. Having 80 year old women stumble about is not entertaining. Austin pops on the screen stating that Eric went over his head with this match, so he's going to make a change, and set a special guest ref. Scott Steiner and Stacy pop out. Test wastes no time taking out the ancient ones and jets. Winner - No Contest

Jackie for TE2 is shown helping to prep someone. Eventually it is shown to be Rico. And he looks rather gay.

Rico w/Jackie Gayda vs Spike Dudley - Spike pulls out the stops and lightweights his way through until Rico hangs him over the ropes. We have mostly holds from Rico, and good offense from Spike. Jackie tries to sucker Spike but it doesn't help. Rico nails the sidekick for the win. Winner - Rico

Kane and RVD are in Austins office getting yelled at for letting down the US.

Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs Maven w/Mick Foley - Missed most of this match. Flair knocked over Maven, Orton knocked down Foley, and Orton hits the Cutter. Winner - Randy Orton by Cutter Postmatch, Foley Sockos Orton, Flair pulls Orton out.

RVD & Kane vs La Resistance (c) rematch for the tag titles - La Resistance came out before the break. RVD and Kane come out separately. Kane powers through La Faggots and tags in RVD. RVD over the ropes nails them both. And we need ANOTHER commercial. We come back and the frenchies are in charge. RVD tags Kane and Kane powers through everyone. Kane misses the flying clothesline. La tries the ol toss your partner but Kane boots, then misses the other guy, who gets splashed by RVD. RVD nails the other one. A suplex to splash followed by a Rolling Thunder, then Kane hits the flying clothesline. Kane goes for the chokeslam, but they go for the mask, then roll outside. Kane gets hit by the double flapjack. RVD tries it all back in the ring, goes for the 5-star, but gets tossed into Kane on the outside. Kane sits up, pissed. He destroys fag #1, then takes a chair to #2. DQ. Winners - La Resistance by DQ Postmatch, Kane chokeslams fag #1, then chairs AND chokeslams #2. Triple H is on his way out. He offers Kane entry into Evolution. Austin is on his way out, and offers Kane a title shot at MSG next RAW as long as he turns down Trips. Eric is out and says if he takes Austin's offer and LOSES the match, he has to unmask in the middle of the ring. Kane grabs both Trips and Austin for chokeslams, then pushes Trips and lifts Austin. Trips rejoices, until Kane drops Austin and grabs Trips, hitting a huge chokeslam, followed by the flame.

So next week, Madison Square Garden, Kane vs Triple H for the World Title with Kane's mask at stake.



Sunday, June 15, 2003

The Latest In WWE

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:24:00 PM

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Bad Blood 2003 Edition



Dudley Boyz vs Rodney Mack & Chris Nowinski

Not a damn thing special here. A typical TV match with Nowinski hitting Bubba with the mask for the win.

Winner - Mack & Nowinski by maskshot

Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff Event #1 Burping Contest

They showed the events leading up to the Redneck Triathlon, which Steve Austin and Eric Bischoff are putting on. They showed the spinning of the wheel and the first two events are the pie eating and a burping contest. Terri explained the rules and each were allowed three burps and a winner would be determined. Bischoff let a small one for his first and Austin blew it away. Bischoff answered with a better burp. Austin then chugged a beer and let out a less impressive belch. Bischoff let out his third, which was his best, and Austin called him sick. Austin won the burping contest with his third, which was truly massive. Bischoff congratulated him and told Austin to see a doctor.

Winner - Stone Cold, up 1-0

Scott Steiner vs Test for the services of Stacy

Clothesline, body slam and Test does the Steiner pushups. He gives Stacy a wink. Into the ropes, gets a sleeper. Steiner breaks, shoves Test into the corner then eats a back elbow. On the top, Steiner catches him and gets a sick overhead belly to belly. Two clotheslines by Steiner, Test goes for a leapfrog, but it?s reversed into a powerslam. Test fights out, full nelson slam gets two. Big boot missed, reverse DDT for Steiner gets two. Pumphandle Slam gets two. Steiner charges, he gets a big boot for two. Steiner gets a Flatliner for the victory.

Winner - Scott Steiner by ??

Christian (c) vs Booker T for the WWE IC Belt

Shoulderblock, armdrag and bodyslam by Booker. Christian gets control in the corner with shoulder tackles. Booker fights back, huge back body drop gets a two. Into the ropes, Christian holds on. He charges, big spinebuster by Book. C throws Book headfirst into the ring steps. Back in the ring, Christian leaps but is caught into a flapjack by Booker. Booker misses a clothesline and gets a flying forearm. Sidewalk slam gets two. Christian hits a Rock Bottom! JR called it a ?Christian Style Bookend.? Book gets a scissors kick. Missile dropkick gets two. Into the ropes, Book gets a jumping sidekick. Spinaroonie time to a huge pop. Kick to the gut, but Christian just slides out of the ring, grabs his belt and starts running up the ramp. The referee says that if Christian doesn?t get back to the ring before the ten count he will lose the match and the title. The whole crowd chants to nine until Christian gets back in and slides out of the ring. Booker chases him, Christian picks up the belt and drills Booker in the face with the title right in front of the ref.

Winner - Christian by DQ

Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff Event #2 Poontang Pie Eating

Austin and Bischoff come to the ring. Austin said he chose Bischoff's pie, but it's not one of the four hot women we saw earlier. Out comes Mae Young. Bischoff, of course, refuses to eat her pie, but when he learns it would be a forfeit and he'd lose if he refuses, he goes and kisses her. Austin says that you can't just kiss her, so Mae Young pulls her pants off, kicks Bischoff into the ring post, and shoves her "pie" right in his face. Austin then forfeits and stuns her. It's 1-1.

Winner - Eric Bischoff by forfeit at 1-1

RVD & Kane (c) vs La Resistance for the WWE Tag Straps

RVD starts out first with Rene Dupree. Lock up, cradle gets two for RVD who proceeds to celebrate. Another lockup, but RVD fights off with a step over heel kick. Springboard crossbody gets two. He turns to look at Kane, who just stares back at him. Turnbuckle handspring by RVD blocked by Grenier, who drops him over the top rope. DDT by Dupree for two because Kane broke it up. Grenier comes in illegally to pound on RVD a bit. Snapmare by Dupree followed by a chinlock and a hair pull. He grabs RVD by the leg, who then gets an enziguri. Kane comes in, clears the heels with the usual kicks. Throws Grenier into the corner, pounds on him a bit. Dupree goes to the top, Kane turns around and catches him. Double choke on Dupree. Slam on Grenier gets two. To the top, the patented Kane clothesline gets a two on Grenier because Dupree broke it up. Double team doesn?t keep Kane down as he double clotheslines. He brings in RVD, who does a kick off the top onto Dupree. RVD takes care of Grenier on the outside. RVD goes for a running flip over the top but instead of hitting the heels he gets Kane. They pull RVD back in, get the double team flapjack and pin RVD.

Winners - La Resistance by double flapjack and new champs

Chris Jericho vs Goldberg

Goldberg charges, Jericho sidesteps and celebrates. Strong headlock, they go through the middle ropes. Goldberg takes control, Jericho slides back in. Into the ropes, Goldberg clotheslines miss and he gets a face first slam. Big press slam by Goldberg plants Jericho onto the top ropes, groin first. Another press slam, this time onto the ring barrier on the outside. Jericho?s standing in front of the security wall, Goldberg charges and Jericho slides out of the way. Goldberg is in the crowd selling the shoulder.
He comes to the floor to attack Goldberg and tosses him right shoulder first into the ringpost. Goldberg?s head is bleeding as well. Jericho gets a missile dropkick for two. He works on the shoulder by draping it over the bottom rope and yanking on it. Jericho gets a single arm DDT on Goldberg followed by an armbar. Goldberg tosses him into the corner with one hand. Jericho springs off, but Goldberg kicks him in the gut. Into the ropes, Goldberg gets a left-handed shoulder block. Atomic drop by Goldberg and a standing sidekick. Goldberg goes for an armdrag, Jericho gets a leaping DDT/armbar takedown for two. Facebuster by Jericho. Lionsault. One?two?no. Another facebuster by Jericho. Lionsault onto a standing Goldberg is blocked. He picks him up with one hand and gets a take down with his left hand. Goldberg is up for the spear. He does the spear with the right shoulder. He sells it. The crowd starts a ?Goldberg Sucks? chant. ?Y2J? chant starts up. Jackhammer blocked, ref gets hit and Jericho gets a lowblow that Charles Robinson never sees. Walls of Jericho! Goldberg fights it off after about 30 seconds. Back up, Goldberg gets a spear with his left shoulder. Jackhammer gets the victory.

Winner - Goldberg by Jackhammer

Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels

Lockup to start, Flair shoves him off and gets the big WHOO. HBK wins the next shove, then walks on his back, slaps him in the face and gets a WHOO of his own. Drop toehold, front facelock. Clothesline over the top, HBK gets a crossbody onto the floor. Flair goes down and Shawn grabs a headlock on the mat. Flair gets the running knee drop of the left knee of HBK. Flair gets some kicks to the knee. He runs his knee into the back of the quad. He drapes the knee over the bottom rope and splashes his butt across the knee. Figure Four by Flair after only five minutes. Huge ?HBK? chant starts up. Shawn?s shoulders get pinned down, but he gets up at two. Another two count. Flair gets a chop to knock down Michaels, then gets a kick to the knee. He grabs Michaels by one leg, but he gets an enziguri out of it. Big back bodydrop by HBK. Flair goes up, and of course HBK throws him off the top. Sweet chin music is caught by Flair, inside cradle by Michaels. Figure four by HBK! Flair gets the thumb to the eye to break it. Flair goes for a back suplex, Michaels reverses. Flair takes the Flair Flop bump in the corner, then runs to the top in the other corner. He comes off with a chop, but HBK clotheslines him on the way down. To the top, HBK gets a superplex. Shawn rolls to outside, gets under the ring and sets up a table on the floor. He tries to get back in, but Flair blocks it. Flair tries to suplex him through the table. Shawn blocks it, they go to the floor and he puts Flair head first into the ring post. He plants Flair onto the table. Randy Orton comes out of nowhere in his street clothes and eats a superkick. Shawn climbs the top ropes, comes off the top, turns in mid air and gets a splash through the table. Flair?s back is bleeding. Back in the ring, Shawn drapes an arm over Flair for the two count. He does a backwards mule kick lowblow that takes out HBK and Hebner. Shawn gets a chop, into the ropes, back bodydrop. To the top, HBK hits the patented elbow drop onto the chest of Flair. He warms up the band, Superkick! Here comes Randy Orton with a steel chair and he drills HBK in the head with it. The ref never saw it. He rolls Flair onto HBK, here?s the one?two?three for the victory.

Winner - Ric Flair by Orton chairshot

Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff Event #3 Singing Contest

Eric Bischoff came out for the round three of the Redneck Triathlon. He said he could only think of one song good enough for him to sing, and that would be his own theme music. He started singing and Austin stopped him from backstage on the big screen. He said he sucked and was Milly Vanilly because he was lip-syncing. He then told him to do it without the voice dubbed over. He sang and it was horrible. Austin said he sucked and since neither could sing, he would spin the wheel again for the last contest. He moved the wheel on "Pigpen Fun" and said they would fight and the loser would end up in the pigpen. Bischoff tried to make an escape but the fans stood in his way. Finally a fan in the front row threw Bischoff back near the ring and Austin came down and whooped his ass. He then took him up to the stage and launched him down into the pigpen. Bischoff was covered in slops and Austin was victorious in the Redneck Triathlon

Winner - Stone Cold, wins at 2-1

Triple H (c) vs Kevin Nash - World Heavyweight Title - Hell In A Cell - Mick Foley Special Ref

Triple H got nailed right off the bat with a clothesline and then Nash tossed Triple H out of the ring. He got back in and Nash leveled him with a shot to the forehead. They battled to the outside of the ring and Nash slammed Triple H into the side of the cell. Nash whipped Triple H off the cage and hit the back body drop on the floor. Nash got a chair from the outside and rammed it into the sternum of Triple H and then slammed it across The Game?s back. On the outside of the ring, Nash grabbed the steel steps threw them at Triple H, but he moved. Triple H then stumbled upon a toolbox and grabbed a hammer and nailed the knee of Nash and then clubbed him in the back of the head. Nash then got slammed into the steel steps. Triple H then went under the ring and pulled out a 2x4 with barbed wire around it and brought it into the ring. Nash connected with the 2x4 and then he secured the weapon on the top turnbuckle. Nash nailed the Champ with the weapon in the corner and then went for the pin, but Triple H somehow managed to kick out. Nash went to the outside and tossed the steel ring steps into the ring. Triple H made it to the outside and pulled the sledgehammer out from under the ring. Foley pulled the hammer away from Triple H and he nailed him in the face and then grabbed the steel ring steps, but Nash hit the drop toehold and The Game?s face hit the steps. Nash went for the cover, but Game kicked out. Triple H got up and took the chair. He nailed Foley and Nash both in the face and at this point, everyone in the ring was bleeding. Foley got up and pulled out Mr. Socko and locked Triple H with the Mandible Claw. Triple H got free and took out Foley with the ring steps and could not make the count for Nash, who should have won the match. Nash then nailed Foley and took him out of the ring. Triple H went for the Pedigree but Nash countered and catapulted him into the corner, where the barbed wire 2x4 still was hanging. Nash hit the Jack Knife Powerbomb and somehow Triple H kicked out of the pin at the very last moment. Nash got nailed with the sledgehammer again and then got the Pedigree in the middle of the ring. Foley made the 3-count and Triple H won the match and retained his World Heavyweight Title.

Winner - Triple H (retains)

There ya go. The PPV rundown. Enjoy all you fans out there. I was perfect on my predictions, with a .5 loss in the tag title match since I didn't say La Resistance would win the titles.




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:07:00 PM

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Bad Blood 2003 PreShow Edition



This is the first ever single program PPV ever, and will be followed by two combined PPV's in KotR and SummerSlam. As a RAW only PPV, they can actually have a slightly deeper rundown, instead of just top losers. Here's hoping this goes well. I can say I am interested in MOST of the nights events. As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from badblood.wwe.com. I also uploaded two versions of the official theme of Bad Blood 2003, Headstrong by Trapt. Here is a rundown of the matches and quick predictions/hopes. I'm putting these in order that I would like to see them/how much I give a damn about the match, starting with the least going to the top.

Scott Steiner vs Test for the services of Stacy

Scott sucks and Test deserves better. He's capable of being a monster heel, though he needs a bit more mic work. He is big and dangerous and can actually wrestle pretty well. See Scott come out with the win unless they decide to turn Stacy heel as well.

Winner - Scott Steiner

Dudley Boyz vs Rodney Mack & Chris Nowinski

With a tease of Chris trying to get Dvon away from the Dudley's (not again dammit) we have another tag match I forgot about. Hope to see tables, Spike, and the Dud's staying together.

Winner - Mack & Nowinski

Christian (c) vs Booker T for the WWE IC Belt

Booker is pretty fun to watch, and Christian is kinda solid but with two straight losses to GOLDUST he hasn't been shown to be a credible champ. Then again, Kurt Angle's first Heavyweight run was similar.

Winner - Christian

Triple H (c) vs Kevin Nash - World Heavyweight Title - Hell In A Cell - Mick Foley Special Ref

Yep, the title matches start ranking low. Nash is Big Daddy Slowbutt these days, and Trips cannot carry him. Hell Jericho couldn't carry him. I feel the same way as I did last month. Hell In A Cell can't help these two, Mick can't either. Mick is there for the big bump that neither of these two could even dream of taking. Trips will retain or I will ban the WWE. Nash is not worthy of a title run, not even close.

Winner - Triple H (retains)

Chris Jericho vs Goldberg

I love to hate Jericho. He annoys me but you can't deny he has skills, both in the ring and on the mic. If I can be so bold I'd compare him to the late great Owen Hart. I'd have paid big money to see those two hook up. They each have wonderful skills, they both had that whiny heel thing going which just WORKED for both of them. But Jericho vs 'Berg? Goldbrick is supposed to be the Brock of RAW, and he faces a lightweight in Y2J. This is a hard one to judge.

Winner - Goldberg

Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff in a Redneck Triathalon

This is the entertainment part of the night to be sure, and it only ranks high cause Austin is my man, right there with Kane and old school Taker. Pie eating is one, what are the other two?

Winner - Stone Cold

RVD & Kane (c) vs La Resistance for the WWE Tag Straps

The fags are back to take on the champs. La Resistance sucks my ass. I see RVD going this one alone, with Kane still 'bewildered' from his run-in with Stone Cold 3 weeks back. RVD will put up a great fight, but begin to get overwhemled. Then the fire blasts, Kane comes to the ring and chokeslams EVERYONE. Fag #1, Fag #2, RVD, the ref, everyone. The ref calls a DQ, RVD & Kane retain, the next night on RAW Kane announces he wants no part of it and wants Trips instead. The belts are held up, and a tag team tourney begins.

Winners - La Resistance by DQ

Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels

Yup, this here is my top match. Flair proved himself against the game as the only active old man wrestler who should still strap on the boots. This could be one for the ages, just like Jericho HBK at WM. But look for Evolution to get involved.

Winner - Ric Flair

There ya go. The PPV rundown. Enjoy all you fans out there.




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:27:00 PM

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Sunday Afternoon Edition


Well it's been awhile since I've posted.

Then again NO ONE ELSE on my team posts either.

I really haven't had much to say I guess.

My truck has been a source of misery. First I go through hell to replace a bulb, then when I go for re-inspection I get screwed and they decide that THIS time my drivers side mirror is loose, and I fail again. Fucknuts.

Now I find out that my front brakes are low, and my rear ones need adjustment. My hubs need replacing, and for the love of god I need air conditioning.

I got news from the ex... Seemes that any time we were together she was thinking about my friend David. That's my luck alright.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Tuesday, June 10, 2003

The Latest In Looks

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:44:00 PM

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Tuesday Evening Edition


A day late and a dollar short, here is the new c&g, just 8 hours after it should have been up.

We'll see how I like it.

Links are up top, they load in this main window.

Any links WITHIN those windowed pages WILL load a new browser, not within the window.

That is all. Back to my mIRC chat channel.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Monday, June 09, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 11:55:00 PM

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RAW Edition



Missed whatever beginning they had...

Goldberg vs Rosey - It's a Goldberg match. Nuff said. At the beginning, Jericho came out with a chair and sat down at the top of the ramp. Partway through he ran in with the chair and got smashed. Spear, Jackhammer, Splat. Winner - Goldberg by the usual

RVD vs Fag #2 - Classic RVD match. RVD misses the 5-star, but manages a roll-up anyway. Winner - RVD by rollup Postmatch Fag #1 came down and RVD was given a beating while JR wondered why Kane didn't come out.

Austin and Bischoff discuss the Redneck Triathalon. Eric brought back the wheel, and spins it. Event #1 will be a pie-eating contest. Austin brings up Rock's definition of pie. Then Eric asks if the guy Austin called to ref the HIAC was "Bang Bang"? Austin says he won't tell him just yet. Sounds like a swerve to me, and that it won't be Foley at all.

Classy Freddie Blassie video.

RVD bitches out Kane, Kane wanders off.

Trish & Ivory vs Victoria & Jazz - Normal women's match meant to make the faces look better again after last weeks EXACT same match where Ivory hit Jazz wth the X-Factor for the win. This week Ivory just rolls Jazz up. Winner - Ivory by rollup

Scott Steiner w/Stacy vs Lance Storm - Test joins the broadcast position. Test wanders to ringside for Stacy as Steiner did his pushups. Steiner plants Storm. Winner - Scott Steiner Postmatch has Test booting Scott then taking a chair to him. He tells off Stacy and says on Sunday he's gonna make her his whore.

Austin is out to introduce the only man that could referee the Hell In A Cell match. Mick Foley. The car crashes and Mrs Foley's baby boy is on his way to the ring. He talks about how you can take Foley out of the WWE, but not take the WWE out of Foley. And so on. Trips comes out and threatens to beat Foley down if he doesn't back out.

Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs Hurricane w/HBK - Orton and Hurrican go back and forth until Hurricane hits the Shining Wizard. Flair gets in, then HBK attacks Flair. In the confusion Orton hits a Diamond Cutter on Hurricane for the pin. Winner - Randy Orton by Cutter Postmatch has another Cutter, followed by HBK beating up Flair and Orton.

Foley is approached by Spike Dudley who asks him to reconsider as well.

Trips is bitching out Eric.

Christian vs Booker T in a Spin-a-roonie Contest - We have a King-a-roomie, then a peep-a-roonie, then Christian attacks Book but Book blocks it off. Winner - No Contest Postmatch Christian nails Book with the IC belt.

Dvon w/Bubba Ray vs Rodney Mack w/Christopher Nowinski & Theodore Long - At Badd Blood the Dudleyz will face Nowinski & Mack. Long distracts the ref, Nowinski is in, but so is Bubba and 3D! But Mack puts on the brown-out submission for the win. Winner - Rodney Mack

Austin calls for Foley.

Austin gives Foley some crap about possibly backing out.

The Cell comes down again and Trips is on his way out. He calls out Foley. Foley comes out and states that he'll go back to his life AFTER the HIAC match. But for now, there is some asskicking to be done! Foley hits the ring in the cell and starts beating on Trips. Not too long though cause Trips has to beat on Foley bad to show that Foley is still tough. So Trips gets a chair and bashes the hardcore legend, felling him and leaving. As he gets up the ramp though, Foley grabs the stick and counts the 1-2-3 complete with mat slaps. Trips back in, Pedigree on the chair. Again he leaves, and again Foley counts the 1-2-3. Trips BACK in, soon followed by Evolution, who all kick Foley down until HBK and Nash hit the cell and destroy Evolution, complete with a Jacknife and one last Foley 1-2-3.

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:04:00 AM

quote: Here's a horoscope: Scorpio: Your gonna die fuckin.

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Monday Morning Edition


Well it's been a slow few months. I have been spending much time in my MB, as well as a few others.

The time is near. Be prepared for a change...

Just one more day, and the new layout goes up. I hope everyone likes it.

Screw that, I hope I like it.

And if ya don't, TOUGH!

New ending line these days, inspired by David's newest titty streak...

I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.



Saturday, June 07, 2003


:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:44:00 AM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test



Friday, June 06, 2003


:: Chokeslammed; Scorpion :: 4:13:00 AM

Enter The Realm




Alright ladies and germs, a new ranter has emerged and I'll drop by as often as I can to post new shit, wrestling reviews, rants, rambles about other stuff and so on, so keep checking back for my first review or complaint.

Later.



Thursday, June 05, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:40:00 AM

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Thursday Morning Edition


The Blogathon is returning...

That's right, the event from last year that barely was, will be back this year July 26th, according to the official splash page. The actual page won't be up until near June 15th, but hey, and early start never hurt no one.

My comments are fixed (sorry Chad) and it was just a stupid permissions thing. Duh.

I also see Chad stopped off and joined my Board, for reasons unknown, and did not post.

David, PLEASE look into the signup for unIRC chat.

5 days until I change this page. Wait for it...

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Wednesday, June 04, 2003

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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:12:00 AM

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Wednesday Morning Edition



Ok. My birthday this year is a Friday. David you better clear out that night and probably the weekend you sonofabitch cause barring death or dismemberment, a screw it just death, we are going out.

That day the new Looney Tunes movie is released and I know you'll wanna see it as will I. Also I'm fixing to go play pool at least once and what will probably only be my second trip to Hooters. *cries about that sad fact*.

I'm sure by then there will be more but that's good for now.

Brute Force for the Xbox. Whose heard of it, whose played it. I think I want to try that game, 2 player style with David of course.

With all these fun games to enjoy with my friend all I need now is RE Outbreak (the online game) and maybe even SW Knights of the Old Republic to balance it all out.

6 days and countin.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Monday, June 02, 2003


:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:39:00 PM

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Monday Morning Edition


That's right all you motherfuckers, cocksuckers, headbangers, pot clangers, post readers and meat beaters.

In EIGHT DAYS, count 'em, eight days from today is the one year anniversary of complaints & grievances, dating back to when this little blog was cman's Rants, I was bitching daily about my ex, and the War of the Blogs occured.

I wanted to change my layout anyways, as the current rendition has existed for 2 days over 6 months. Now I have a reason.

Nothing original, I tried that and it sucked. It was up for like 3 days and I hated it. I found a nice little layout to use due to a few questions from one-time-post team member cashmerewhore last night/this morning. Unless something drastic occurs, the new layout will be in place next Tuesday, June the 10th, at/by 10:02 A.M. along with a post to celebrate the one year anniversary.

Last Friday was my dog's two year birthday. Rock the Casbah J.D. Rock it hard, rock it all night long, just don't wake my ass up.

And people, don't forget about my message board, The Phoenix Has Forumed. A little bit a this, a little bit a that, and we gots an MB.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



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