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Friday, May 30, 2003
The Latest
 The Latest In Music. Omega Keith is gonna love this one. Weird Al's Hardware Store is up as well as Metallica's St. Anger, the title track of the new CD. This is a radio rip, though Weird Al is CD quality right off my CD. Well this has been a fun week. In the prcess of changing servers I've gone back and forth as to whether or not I have a working site. First I did, then I didn't, then part of it worked, then it worked a little more, then it barely works. Fucknuts, man. Fucknuts. And my comments are screwy, I know. If the server change ever finalizes fixing them will be MUCH easier. I talked to the ex today. More or less it was civil, with her telling me how much she misses me and still cares, ended with her begging me to pick her up for sex. Begging. Me. Anything I wanted, start in the truck, whatever. And I said no. I guy turning down free sex from a cute girl. We know which head was in charge tonight! So, how is everybody? That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin.
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Monday, May 26, 2003
Finally...
Well, it's Monday May 26th 2003 and it is also Memorial Day and of course, I'm at work. (8am - 4pm Crap Ass) Now I would upset that I had to be here alone for 8 hours doing nothing more then waiting for someone to call and making sure that no one brakes in to the palce, but instead, I am the exact opposite of upset. I'm so extaticly happy. My Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men comic book collection is finally complete. It cost a fortune, but it was worth. I even went out and the 5 volumes for each comic. The volumes each contain 5 - 7 comics each which are reprints of the orginal so that people who missed can read it. I bought them just so that I wouldn't ruin the actual comic. The one that was hardest to find was Ultimate Spider-Man #2. What a pain in the ass it was to get that one. I called everywhere. Some places I even called like 4 or 5 times. But finally, the Joker's Child in Fairlawn had what I wanted. The comic store totally kicks ass. If they don't have, then they will probably get it. You just have to be patient. So now I have 2 complete comic collections. Now I"m not sure if any body here is familar with comics, but it is hard to get into comics these days because there are so many story lines that have been going on since the 60's if not earlier. But the geniuses and Marvel decided to re-tell the stories of Spider-Man, The X-Men, and the Avengers from the begining. This is great for new comic readers because it gives them a starting point. However, to bad I waited for 2 years or so before I decided to buy the ultimate series. It cost roughly $750 dollars to play catch up. THe comics are actually a lot considering they are only 2 years old. However, I can't say that surprises me seeing as how it is Spider-Man and X-Men, and the comics are not printed on News Paper Paper. It is printed on some type of glossy paper. It seems more durable and it makes everything easier to read. Although, no matter how durable it may be, I've decided that cardboard backings and plastic bags aren't enough, I also decided to put each comic into a hard plastic case. I know know, I'm sounding really anal, and I'm not going to argue. I'm not the kind of collector that collects to eventually sell, but I want to take really good care of these.
Saturday, May 24, 2003
The Latest In Ranting
Not a lot going on. Once again no David this weekend. He decided after working Friday and Saturday that it would be better to spend the night with his girlfriend than me. What's up wit' dat?!? In funnier news; The car/space situation reaches a new high (or low) today. After all the bullshit of Ray cleaning out the carport for Laurel and Barb to use, he has told them today that he is going to finish cleaning out the port (of which he has barely started) and SURPRISE! use it for his truck. He needs to get the motor fixed or rebuilt or whatever, so he is going to pull the truck in, pop out the motor, and let the thing sit there for 3 weeks or so. But hey, there MAY be one space open, so Laurel MAY be able to park there a well. Ah, and for the winter he has already claimed the port as his own for the truck and his plow. Just cause. Cause it makes a lot of sense to take a large F-250 with 4x4 and a plow and keep it in a carport instead of regular cars. Oh yeah, and just a bit ago He hit Brian's car (the gay man's Mustang) with that same truck. Lovely, aint it. And since Ray has no money, once the estimate comes in, Barb is paying for it. Again. All I got to say is; I need a couple hundred so I can have air this summer. Help a brother out! That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Friday, May 23, 2003
Genius
Weird Al is a genius. Thanks for uploading the song. I'm going to pick up the album the first chance I get. I'm so happy right now.
Thursday, May 22, 2003
The Latest In Music
I added Weird Al's Couch Potato to my Music Area. Couch Potato is a Parody based on Eminem's Lose Yourself.
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
The Latest In Weird...
....Al that is. The new album, Poodle Hat has arrived. I went out and picked it up to cheer myself up from my loss of a love life. Not his best album as a whole, but still quite entertaining. He did more originals this time than usual, and even two of his Parody's were of older songs. I was SO hoping to hear a Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, or P.O.D. rip. Something like that. The most they got was part of the Angrt White Boy Polka. But as far as I'm concerned, Coach Potato (rip of Eminem's Lose Yourself), Hardware Store (original), and Trash Day (rip of Nelly's Hot In Herrrrrrrrrrrre) take the album all the way. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin.
Well, since he bitched about it, and I felt its been too long, I am making a post!!! **hears a few cheers, a few boos, and some people saying "nobody cares!"** Ok, so, heres the skinny, though I posted it in my Live Journal, and Keith knows this, im gonna explain it here, aswell. The floors in our house fell through a week and a half ago, thus, because my room was the most fucked, my internet connection (in my PC, which is located in my room) was terminated for the better part of five days. I havnt posted lately because I feel I have nothing to post on, so, that shall explain that. I support Keith's choice in dumping the woman, I would have done it sooner after that BS with his grandmother (Seriously, she obviosly has a superiority complex, or something the like). Now, dont get me wrong, I dont dislike woman, im total opposite, I respect them and all of that, but, seriously, I admit alot of guys can be assholes, the same goes with woman. 'Nuff Said. Saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Twice. Im seeing it again this weekend, aswell. I love the movie. I wrote a review, but, its on my LJ (And I dont want to post the url to that, its for close friends only). But, overall I gave the movie a ten, see it, NOW! Until Next time.... I remain....The Forsaken One. Tuesday, May 20, 2003
No More Girlfriend
So yeah, after a mutual breakup initiated by me, the fling is over. And was, in retrospect, a complete fucking waste of my time AND money. I got nothing out of it. Nothing. Well, a couple pictures, but they're neither here nor there. How'd it all end? Rather annoyingly, which isn't surprising considering portions of her personality annoyed me to hell. She has herpes simplex 2, the genital version, or so she said. I decided that I wasn't ready to take the risk that would come of having sex with her. So all I ever heard over these not-quite-3-weeks was how selfish I was being cause I wouldn't fuck her. So about two days ago I change my mind. Horniness can do that. And now she gets upset cause I want to fuck her. It seems that a good week ago she decided she wasn't going to bother having sex with me anymore, but never bothered to mention it to me. Though she certainly was trying. Or at least pretending to try. Personally I do not claim to understand why any of this happened. Not how we hooked up in the first place, not how she acted while with me, and not how we broke it off. All I know is it took her a week plus to change her Yahoo profile to state she wasn't single anymore, she used my internet CONSTANTLY (more than the time she spent with me) to flirt around online (for that week plus before she changed her profile her friends list also had a 'Potential Boyfriend' section). She kept saying how she just couldn't from home, or very rarely. And I never saw her online while we dated. Yet today, after I got home from dropping her off after the break, I hit the PC and lo and behold, there she was online and her profile had already been changed back to single status. Luckily I had NO expectations going into this other than what actually happened. So, it's over and done with. All I know is I wasted my time and worse, a SHITLOAD of money for NOTHING. Between the massive amounts of gas, easily getting near the $150 + range, the $65 dollar dinner, the $25 dollar skirt for a trip to Hooters where all she could do was be upset at David (I am very sorry my friend, she was so not worth it), and the extra $50 going on my cell bill this month, plus misc other food and snack trips equalling $50 or more. No sex of any kind. Oh she got off no less than 15 times around me with my help, but I got jack. Hmmm. Maybe a bit much info. Eh. Screw it. No one reads this damn thing anyways. I know for sure no one on my posting team actually POSTS anymore..... Bastards. All of ya. Ooooo. I haven't told the ferret story yet. It seems ferret #3, the un-named that I took away from Ray a year or so back, is now Ferret Christ. On the way home from picking up the now ex last Wednesday night, I get a call from a sobbing broken down Laurel telling me the ferret is dead. Blood everywhere, the whole nine. Really weird. But the other one she had in her room also just up and died. I figure when I get back I'll clean it all up. After 10 I get a call from Ray who tells me he's taken care of it. Thursday after we get back from Hooters Barb mentions shes seen a ferret running around outside and wonders if I tossed mine out the door. I check, mines still where it belongs, and since the gf was over I think nothing more of it. So Saturday arrives and I hear that Ray caught the ferret running around outside. He doesn't want to keep a second ferret. Laurel doesn't want it (only a half surprise considering two ferrets have unfortunately to die under her care) so Ray asks me if I want it. I say sure. He mentions a black mark on it's head, saying he thinks it is grease. As he brings it in, the bullshit begins to spew from them both about how similar this one happens to look like the one that just died. But it isn't that one. So I get it, check it out, mention that the 'mark' is a blood scab. Between that and the obvousness of how much this one looks like the other, I realize this one IS the other one. As Ray wanders out with the thing, I mention this fact to Laurel. I get a no it can't be and a shrug. Now I know somethings up. So now I have Ferret Christ. Basically I believe this was a semi-elaborate hoaz because Laurel is too damned lazy to take care of the ferret, and getting rid of it would give her one less animal to push on Brian, which she wouldn't even consider doing cause he's so freakin important. Now I would think it would have been simpler for her to say something to me and I would have taken it. But no. Instead they pull this death BS (Ray tried to pull this before with another animal) and screw up by showing me the ferret, which I had, just a week ago, cleaned that same head wound. Stupidity abounds. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Monday, May 19, 2003
The Latest
I didn't do the WWE breakdown last night. Tough. I was busy. Lets ponder the last week. Wednesday night I head out to collect my slightly sloshed and tired gf. It's all cool, and she sleeps on me for the ride home culminating in her going straight to bed. Thursday was eventfull, minus being woken at 5:45 a.m. after sleeping since 2. Wandered here, there and everywhere after making plans with David to go to Hooters. And the plans were HER idea. So we head off to shop for a new outfit (cause as a girl she needs one for the outing) then stop off for her to grab a snack before heading home. Come time to go out and she tries on the new stuff and decides the top shirt is no good and shucks it for the jacket she came in. David pops in and we're off. We walk into Hooters (my first time) and I'm like a kid in a candy store. Big stupid grin and all. But we get stuck out on the deck where only a few of the girls bothered to go through. Kinda disappointing. The wings ruled and my Texas Steak sandwich was pretty sweet too. Our server was fucking hot as balls, at least. David, being himself, managed to upset Kristin, which in turn led to Friday's 'problem'. The basics are that Kristen doesn't really want to hang around David anymore, which kills all the good ideas of going to the shore and pool. Which now means I am back to getting Laurel to go. Friday. She had again gone to bed pretty early, and I crashed around 12. Undaunted she woke me at 2 this time to lay with me for 3 hours (she was asleep, I wasn't) until I moved her long enough to escape and run to my bed. (When she is here she gets my bed I get the floor, cushioned.) Another basic day, with us getting DQ for lunch. Now I had wanted a 3-5 p.m. leaving time which would get me back here between 6 and 8, allowing David to stop by for some hanging out time so we could get a bit of work done. I told her this a number of times, and she just stared at the computer till 7. (When she is here the main thing she does is logon to Yahoo and talk to lotsa mens.) So my plans got screwed big time and I was a bit upset, which I made mention of. I just hope her dislike of David does not force me to start having to push her off to take advantage of the few times he and I can actually hang. We get to Sunday and I get a call telling me I can pick her up today and we can spend a number of days together. And that's where we are now. She is here, sleeping in my bed, and I am preparing to get my mattresses together to soften the floor. Night all. And, to be specific, other than the nitpick here or there I am currently quite happy with this relationship. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Sunday, May 18, 2003
The Latest In WWE
 Oh it's WWE PPV time, and as usual I won't be watching it. But that's mostly because it'll suck. As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from www.wwejudgmentday.com. I have no idea what the official theme of Judgment Day 2003 is. A rundown of the matches and quick predictions/hopes. I'm putting these in order that I would like to see them/how much I give a damn about the match, starting with the least going to the top. I've seen them both in bikinis and nude. All this does is force one less real match out of the PPV. Who really cares? Two old slow people attempting to fight? What crap is this I see before me? Yep, the title matches start ranking low. Nash is Big Daddy Slowbutt these days, and Trips cannot carry him. Hell Jericho couldn't carry him. I don't care, I don't care, god, I don't care. I rarely enjoy a women's match and I hate Jazz. I'd think Jazz since she is probably the most qualified, but 10 to 1 says Trish to allow Long to rant some more. The fags are back to take on the big and stupid. La Resistance sucks my ass. Steiner sucks my ass. I hate you, Vince. Though I could think of worse matches, John Cena dropping from a title shot to this sucks for him. I so want Los Guerreros to pick this one up. I love Cheat 2 Win, and the family wrestling together has worked out really well. And I just despise Team Angle. Here's hoping....AGAIN. To add, Chavo is injured, meaning a replacement in this match. Say Ultimo Dragon, Chris Beniot, or Rey Mysterio? Big Show is just, uh, big. Why is this a strecher match? Cause WWE knows neither of these idiots can really wrestle all that well, but two huge tough guys can beat the snot out of each other. Though Vince was upset with Show after he dropped Rey, reports say Rey himself was fine with it, so Show may actually get the title back. But with Angle returning, really soon, he may not. Yup, this here is my top match. Though only these have been announced, there is still the possibility for last minute entries. Many think Billy Gunn will make an appearance. Technically Chris Beniot could get involved if they really wanted to push it. As well as a few others, including the co-GM himself. There ya go. The PPV rundown. Enjoy all you fans out there. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Monday, May 12, 2003
The Latest In RAW
 We start off, I guess, with Christian in the ring bitching about the steel cage match tonight. The glass breaks and Austin the co-GM is on his way in. A number of What? rants state that the match is later and it WILL happen. Christian states that Austin is upset that the Rock named him his favorite wrestler. Austin pulls the 'lose my patience' bit, and says if Christian keeps crying he will be pulled from the IC Battle Royal. With that the One of A Kind RVD is on his way out and the cage is pulled up. RVD hits the cage with his tag belt and states his intentions to enter the Battle Royal for the title. Another What? rant starts after Christian tries to get RVD to fight Goldberg instead of him. The crowd wants Christian to fight Goldberg, RVD to win the IC title, and Christian is a loser. Austin tells Christian to leave before hes taken out of the IC Battle Royal and he gets a Stunner. Kane is on his way down to the ring, and Christian hightails it out. Kane states his intentions to win the IC Battle. Austin states its a bit tense in the ring, so to relieve tension he's gonna drink beer and have another beer bash right now. Now he's back, and Eric Bischoff the other co-GM is on his way to the ring. Eric states that he needs to regain control. Let his experience take over. If we recall, Eric said he was going to raise the bar tonight. So RVD & Kane will defend their tag titles tonight against a team that they never faced before. A team that could be the best ever. Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt aaaaaaaaa ruuuuusshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! as the Legion of Doom hits the ring to try to take the tag titles. RVD & Kane (c) vs L.O.D. for the World Tag Team Titles - The L.O.D. look old and tired but they came to play. A Hawk dropkick barely caught Kane in the gut. As the Road Warriors go for the Doomsday Device (JR calls it the Devastation Device) but RVD ducks on Animals shoulders. Hawk flies into the mat, and RVD goes and rolls up Animal, with a helping boot from Kane. Kane chokeslams Hawk, followed by the 5-star to retain. Winners - Kane & RVD by chokeslam/5-star to retain Backstage with Victoria and SR talking to Trish about the Hardcore match tonight. Trips talks slow to Jericho to try to get Jericho to tear Nash's quad in their match tonight. Goldberg shows in a limo and someone tries to run him down. Austin gets pulled over backstage by Theodore Long by Rodney Mack. Long is trying to get Mack in the Battle Royal. Austin states that Long is right, he did overlook someone. Booker T. Rodney Mack vs two nameless white boys - Winner - Rodney Mack by submission Some crap about somone tryin to run over Goldberg. Then Classie Freddy Blassie is in the arena ticking off Eric. Eric puts him off as Rico shows asking Bischoff if there is something they can do to get 3MW back in the groove, Eric peeks at Freddy, laughs, and says yeah. Austin stops by Goldberg to see how things are after the car incident. Classy Freddie Blassie is out, followed by Eric, who sends his wife to the back. After a minor speech, Eric pulls the 3 minute crap sending 3MW to the ring and Eric wheels Freddie to the ring. As 3MW is about to bring Freddie in the ring, Ausitn comes out to stop the attack, telling Eric they didn't talk about it. Austin says that well, he unsuspended a couple guys. The bombs drop and the Dudley Boys hit the ring and beat the hell out of 3MW and Rico. Rico gets a Bubba Bomb, Rosie gets the crotch crush. Austin stops the Duds, cause Freddie has something to say. "Dvon get the table." Austin reitirates, and Dvon gets wood. 3D on Rico through the table, and Austin is in to Beer Bash with the Duds! Christian is on his way to the ring with the chair he beat on Goldberg with. Christian vs Goldberg - Christian tells us that the chair is the one Rock beat on Goldberg with. Goldberg doesn't care and beats the hell out of Christian. Finally Christian gets the chair and starts putting the steel to 'Berg's head. Well so far Goldberg is not the unstoppable bastard he was in wCw. As Christian crawls up the cage slowly, Goldberg gets up and drags him down, but Christian grabs the chair again and continues the beating. He waits for a Peeps Spear, and Goldberg sidesteps and tosses Christian into the cage hard. Christian continues to get tossed around into the cage and is busted open. Berg sets up... Big Spear. One Arm Jackhammer. Splat. Winner - Goldberg by Spear Jackhammer Splat Jericho is shown stretching for his match with Kevin Nash. Flair runs into Austin backstage, congrats him and such. Hurrican stops by and says that come Sunday, Triple H will be Triple Bi-atch! Austin says if they got problems, they can have a match. Flair says he'll go get his stuff, but Austin says no, he can't cause the match starts right here, right now, as long as they end up in the ring. Ding Ding. Ric Flair vs Hurricane - They brawl all the way to the ring, stopping off at the announce table. As they hit the ring Hurricane rips Flairs pants open. Flair goes up and Hurrican tosses him off. Goes for the Hurri-chokeslam, but Flair gets out, and turns right into the move. Hurricane up to strut, then hits the Shining Wizard. Flair hits the ground and pops up to hit the "I fall flat on my face". So Hurrican pulls that one too, falling on Flair for the pin. But Flair gets the ropes. A chop block on Hurricane puts out the ankle, soon followed by the Figure Four. Winner - Ric Flair via Figure 4 Postmatch has Triple H coming down to congradulate Flair, then Pedigree Hurricane. Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy & Goldust vs Christopher Nowinski & La Resistance - Scott & Test have a combined entrance now. The Gold freak is the other partner to fight the French fags and Chris No-Win-ski. Anyways the fags get a beating. Scott & Test are scheduled to face La Resistance Sunday at Judgment Day, plus Test and Goldy are in the Battle Royal. Goldust beats on Nowinski and his face guard. One fag is tagged in so Goldy tags Steiner. Test gets in soon after and continues the beating until fag #2 turns it around. Fag #2 tags in Nowinski. A brawl breaks out which ends when Steiner Reverse DDT's Chris. Winners - Steiner, Test, and Goldust by Reverse DDT Trish vs Victoria w/Steven Richards - Tommy Dreamer pops out early to even the odds and keep SR at bay with his kendo stick. They start out reg wrasslin, but manage to bring in a serving platter. Trish beats on Victoria with the platter, but she fights back and grabs a trash can lid. When she swings at Trish, Trish bends over backwards to dodge and comes up to kick the thing back in her face. Victoria gets a strap next to beat on the ex-champ. Trish goes for the handspring which is blocked at first but she pulls it off. SR gets involved but Dreamer kendos him HARD. Victoria grabs the stick, but Trish takes it away and beats her down, grabbing her and hitting the Stratusfaction. Winner - Trish by Stratusfaction Chris Jericho vs Kevin Nash - Nash has Big Daddy on his tights. Hes looking a lot like Diesel, and hes being called both Big Daddy Cool and Big Sexy. Nash is slow. God so slow. It's a waste of Jerichos talent to be fighting Nash, and I'd bet that Nash vs H will stink out Judgment Day worse than BOTH H vs Steiner matches. Jericho is going for the quad. The crowd is so dead you can hear single people yelling, and hear exactly what they are saying. Nash is too slow, and Jericho is just looking bad cause of the big idiot. Jericho shuffles and runs, but Nash sidewalk slams him, and rather awkwardly. Jericho jumps up to lock in the sleeper, but Nash shakes him off. Well Flair and H run in. HBK in to help. A big brawl erupts and no bell is sounded. When the ring is cleared, Jericho gets the boot and the Jacknife from the big man and HBK counts the 3. Winner - No Contest?? Postmatch Ric Flair gets a Sweet Chin Music and Trips gets a Jacknife and HBK counts another 3 and hands Nash the title. The traditional Nash/HBK pose takes us off the air. The Latest
I figured I'd pop one out before the RAW report later tonight. Grandma's wake and funeral were not well attended, not like my Uncle John, but the difference in age shows a lot considering she outlasted the people shes known in life. Everything was well done and well taken care of. It wasn't to elaborate but was done with great taste. It seems a wish of hers was to be buried in the dress she wore to my mothers wedding (to my father) and that was done. It has been over two years since my last interaction with any part of that side of the family. Her hair was uncolored, so that was a shock to me. Everything went quite smoothly and everyone is holding up well. To the girlfriend. For the time being I have backed off of the dumping. We had a conversation last night during which she apologized to me for how she acted, citing a number of reasons, none of which I actually cared about. The fact that she apologized for it, without my pushing and without a big crying type scene was good for me, at least this time. So as of now I will be picking her up Wednesday evening again and keeping her here until Friday midday. I'm told a good time will be had. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Thursday, May 08, 2003
The Latest
Last night my Grandmother on my mother's side passed on.
And during the time I learned that, my girlfriend displayed a large selfish trait, which makes the second of the day, and I'm thinking of dumping her. That was my day. Fin. Monday, May 05, 2003
The Latest In RAW
We have a graphic for Ms Elizabeth. RAW shows a replay of the announcement of Stone Cold as the new co-GM of RAW thanks to Eric being a jackass. They end with the handshake though, not the Stunner. Stone Cold is out right off with a metal briefcase and a new shirt. Stunner Inc. I want two. It's good to be here. Let's start off with a tirade. Linda called, asked him to be the co-GM. He was gonna do it low-profile but hell he aint ever done anything low profile in his life. He's gonna throw himself a Stone Cold Beer Bash in the middle of his ring. One of the bad ideas was the abolishing of the Intercontinental Title. At Judgment Day there will be a Battle Royal and the winner will be the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMP!! All ya gotta do to enter is be a former I-C champ on RAW. But that's down the road. He wants to do something tonight. I'm back... hits and Eric Bischoff with Chief Morley come to the ring to a DEAFENING asshole chant. Eric states that the emphasis is on CO in co-GM. That means all decisions must be made together. Especially one as big as the IC title. But to be a team player, he will agree and bring back the IC title at Judgment Day. Eric announces Triple H to defend the World Title against Kevin Nash. Austin hired somebody without asking Eric. He rehired the best announcer, good ol JR, Jim Ross. The fight song hits and JR is out in the ring. Eric is fine, cause he'll just fire him again. They pull the old Bugs Bunny trick. Hired! Fired! Hired! Fired! Hired! Fir... We can settle this like men. A match. Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff, if Austin wins, JR stays, if Eric wins, JR goes. Eric can't, cause Linda said no fighting. So Chief steps in to say he'll fight JR for JR's job. Neh eh. If Eric don't wrestle, JR don't wrestle. So lets see, who will fight Chief Morley for JR's job... Lawler pops up and asks for it to be him. Austin agrees, Bischoff agrees. So right next, its Jerry 'the King' Lawler vs Chief Morley for JR's job. Chief Morley vs Jerry 'the King' Lawler for J.R.'s job - Lawler gets railed, but manages to hit the piledriver early. A 2, and he goes up and misses the elbow. Morley hits the elbow for 2, then goes to slam him into the corner but Lawler stops it. Coach is talking about how it has been awhile since the last 3-man announce team. Eric trips Lawler, Austin chases him, the ref goes outside. Morley DDT's Lawler and goes up for the Money Shot, but JR shoves him down. Lawler goes up and hits the fistdrop for the pin. Winner - Jerry Lawler by Fistdrop Postmatch Eric slaps Morley and tells him he screwed up. Austin brings Coach to the ring and has him congradulate JR on getting his job back. He starts to say there's a problem, changes his mind and tells them all to do a good job, then changes his mind again and Stuns Coach, stating that they only need 2 announcers. Lawler smirks, JR kinda looks retarded. Eric is yelling at the Chief about embarassing him. When he gets embarrased people get fired. So that's it, Morley is fired. Morley wanders past Austin, and complains about being fired. Austin brings him back to Eric and states that he can't make those kinds of decisions without consulting him. Chief pipes up saying Yeah, I'm the Chief. Austin stares at him and says no, he's fired. Tonight is Goldberg's first official RAW match against Christian. Stacy pops backstage to tell Steiner and Test that they both look good but would look better with the tag titles. RVD & Kane (c) vs Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy for the World Tag Team Titles - Steiner and RVD start it off. Steiner flexes, RVD, well, R-V-D's. Steiner gets his power advantage early, but RVD slips out, kicks him down, and split-legged moonsaults for 2. RVD over the ropes on to Scott outside. Back in and more power moves on RVD. Steiner drops the flex elbow, but rolls off the pin to do pushups. Test is in and continues powering RVD. Rvd slips out trying to enziguri, but Test ducks and kicks RVD, setting up a powerbomb but RVD rolls through and tags Kane. Kane powers everyone then the flying clothesline on Test. Steiner suplexes Kane but gets kicked by RVD. Test tosses him though the ropes then pumphandles Kane. Goes for the boot but Kane ducks and grabs for the chokeslam, but Steiner forces Kane off. Kane gets clutchslammed by Test, but RVD breaks up the pin. Steiner in after RVD, so is Test, and RVD ducks and Test boots Steiner! He turns into a chokeslam, followed by the 5-star! Winners - Kane & RVD by chokeslam/5-star to retain Austin is redecorating the GM office. With a lot of beer. Kevin Nash is the guest on Chris Jerichos second Hi-Lite Reel, next. Jericho is in the ring. He responds to Piper's comments. He tosses his name in to the Battle Royal at Judgment Day. He talks about the team win at Backlash and the retaliation attack by Nash. Nash looks pissed. He is. He fought his brother, he fought his friend, but H tried to knock his skull in. Jericho intros his other guest, Triple H. Nash tosses Jericho, Trips on his way down, but Jericho lowblows Nash. They proceed to take him apart. Trips takes a chair to Nash. Trips goes to Pedigree Nash on the chair but Nash bodydrops the champ. Trips again with the chair, but Nash boots Trips. H and Kev keep fighting. The crowd is boing this now. They are as bored as I am. Now a Diesel sucks chant. Nash tries to chair H, but Trips ducks and fights back. Nash is slow as hell and is making Trips look bad. It's like Steiner all over again. Nash crushes Trips with the stairs. Trips is busted open. They fight down the entryway, and Nash nails H with the belt. Trips fights back with stage equipment. Nash tosses Trips into the stage. They go backstage and Trips hits Nash with a monitor. Nash rams Trips into a door. They go outside and H steals a truck to get away. Freaking 15 minutes on that crap. Slooooooooooooooow and boring. An hour and 15 minutes for 2 matches. Fucking crap. Chris Jericho is looking over his work. Austin is behind him. Austin wants to know if he's proud. Chris is. Does he think hes a main eventer? Yes, he is. Good. Austin is putting Chris is the main event next RAW, against Nash. Booker T vs Lance Storm - We are in Canada after all. Quick enough, Storm gets on the Sharpshooter. Booker gets the ropes, then gets hit with the calf kick. Booker misses the sidekick but pops in a spinbuster slam. Booker misses the scissor kick but gets the side kick, hits the spinaroonie and walks into a superkick. Booker kicks at 2 and hits a flapjack then the scissor kick for the pin. Winner - Booker T by Scissor Kick. La Resistance are back with Stacy. They offer her a position with them instead of Test and Steiner. La Resistance vs Tommy Dreamer & Spike Dudley - Man the newbies are so fucking gay. Sylvan and Spike start it off, with Spike showing his quickness, sliding out past Rene and dropping him on the apron. But the homos take over quickly. Spike gets beaten on until Spike manages to tag in Dreamer who hits a DDT on one and neckbreaker on the other at the same time. La Resistance hits the double Spinebuster for the pin. Winners - La Resistance via Double Spinebuster Postmatch has the fags beating on Dreamer until Steiner comes in for the save, then they beat on him until Test comes in for the save and they clear the ring. This week's Confidential is about Miss Elizabeth's life and death. Eric is complaining to Linda about Stone Cold. Terri is back with Christian to talk about the match against Goldberg. Christian reminds her that he is the new People's Champ. The peeps. Tonight, Christian will be the one to remain standing. Next is Trish's return match against Jazz for the Women's Title. Trish Stratus vs Jazz (c) w/Theodore Long & Rodney Mack for the Women's Title - Jazz beats on Trish, including a BIG kick that totally misses but Trish hits the ground anyways. Trish goes for the handspring and is blocked again, Long goes for the show shot, but falls on his ass. Jazz with a powerbomb and the feet on the ropes for 2. Trish hits the Stratusfaction. Victoria down to distract the ref, Jazz hits Trish with the belt. Winner - Jazz by beltshot to retain Still to come, Goldberg's first match and Stone Colds Beer Bash. I just realized I never finished this, though I know I wrote it out. The Latest In Ranting
I just was unfortunate enough to catch the majority of Scooby Doo, the movie. What a crapfest. Scrappy Doo the bad guy after being kicked out of the group back in the day. Yeesh. Anyway. I began screwing with frames as a way making a new template. I was more than a bit unhappy with how it turned out, but I still have hope. Yup, thats right. Bored with the one that's up already. It lasted 5 months, pretty good I say. I decided to take the easy route out and make a slight change. As you may notice, my sidebars have all but vanished. They are history. Replacing them is this handy-dandy mapped-out image, my new banner. Pop-up windows are the call of the day, exception being Misc Rants, which just goes to the page. But be warned; As with all pop-ups (or just most) any links inside will open in the pop-ups unless told otherwise. And those windows are not resizable or modifiable. Moving on. Should I be afraid? The girlfriend has said those three words already, though not more than once yet. Not those three words, ya freaks. Unfortunately, with the context of the words, I really have no idea how to take it. Personally I worry she's pushing things a bit too fast. Ah well. The good thing about living so far off is it makes breaking up easier to do if it comes to that. X2 and a haircut Tuesday. Traveling and another sleepover is planned for Thursday. And for David. Thanks for having me sit on my ass waiting for you all Saturday night. Assrammer. That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Friday, May 02, 2003
The Latest In Dating
Day/date 2. Was awoken by the phone. Spoke for a good half hour plus. Went out, picked her up, came right back here. We got in around 1:30. J.D. (my dog) started barking his fool head off right away. Took a good hour to calm him down. Wandered through the internet, a lot of conversationing, and some teasing, all in good fun for a number of hours. I got kissed though! Score! Doh....... Moving on... Grabbed dinner from McDonalds, more net, then watched Spider-Man on DVD. Then David stopped by to show off the insanity that is. As it turns out, to save me from driving her home and getting her again, she is staying over. I struck out though... Tsk, tsk. Last time I ever have a girl try out my bed without me in it. Passed out dead tired in 10 minutes. And my comfy floor awaits... That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. Thursday, May 01, 2003
The Latest In How I Feel
when this began I had nothing to say and I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me I was confused And I let it all out to find that I'm not the only person with these things in mind inside of me But all the vacancy the words revealed is the only real thing that I've got left to feel nothing to lose Just stuck Hollow and alone and the fault is my own and the fault is my own I want to heal I want to feel What I thought was never real I want to let go of the pain I've held so long erase all the pain till its gone I want to heal I want to feel Like I'm close to something real I want to find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I've got nothing to say I can't believe i didn't fall right down on my face I was confused Looking everywhere only to find that it's not the way i had imagined it all in my mind so what am i What do i have but negativity 'cause I can't justify the way everyone is looking at me nothing to lose Nothing to gain hollow and alone and the fault is my own and the fault is my own I want to heal I want to feel What I thought was never real I want to let go of the pain I've held so long erase all the pain till its gone I want to heal I want to feel Like I'm close to something real I want to find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong I will never know Myself until i do this on my own and I will never feel Anything else Until my wounds are healed I will never be Anything till i break away from me I will break away I'll find myself today I want to heal I want to feel What I thought was never real I want to let go of the pain I've held so long erase all the pain till its gone I want to heal I want to feel Like I'm close to something real I want to find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong I want to heal I want to feel like I'm Somewhere I belong I want to heal I want to feel like I'm Somewhere I belong Somewhere I belong That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. Fin. |
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