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Wednesday, April 30, 2003

The Latest In Dating

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:57:00 PM

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Wednesday Night Edition


Thanks David. I appreciate your words that mean so little to me.

I mean so much, yeah, that's it...

David is kind enough to state that he hasn't hung out with me, but truthfully it's that he hasn't made plans to hang out with me. He still ends up cumming over here.

And don't worry about it pal. One of the many things discussed last night was the idea of how important friends are. One of her previous b-f's didn't like her friends and pulled the old 'them or me' crap. Like you, David, I told her. Her friends are just that. Her friends. I don't have to like them.

We talked for another hour 45minutes tonight. During this conversation we have agreed upon saying we are boyfriend/girlfriend. Already.

A bit quick, so I worry, but so far it's still all good.

We are going to spend the day tomorrow. I'll be bringing her up here to my neck of the woods.

I'll talk more tomorrow. Night all.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.




You Cheating Whore!!!

:: Chokeslammed; Madmonky :: 11:34:00 AM

Well, I'm glad to hear about the good news from Keith, although I am slightly upset that I had to read it here instead of him calling me up and telling me. But wait ... wait ... oh ok, I'm over it. Well, I'm glad to see that he is a little happier. Lately, I've been blowing him off ... and by that I don't mean sucking his d!ck. School has kept me really busy, so I haven't had the time to hang with him on weekends. Which of course totally sucks because I enjoy hanging on the weekends because it a great relaxer for me. Although now it seems that when school is over, and I start to have more available time, Keith will have his hands full with ... hmmm ... other things to do. So I guess I will be the one getting blown off ... and by that I mean getting my d!ck sucked (by him or my girlfriend, although Keith does give better head :-) ). Well, that is enough posting for me for now. I think I've grossed everyone out enough.

-- Keith congrats, I hope it all works out for you.

-- Kiss & Hugs,
-- Your slighty gay poster/lover.
-- :-)




The Latest In A Social Life

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 4:12:00 AM

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Wednesday Early Morning Edition


Thank you, MV, for the kind words.

I left at 8:00, I got in about 3:30. It's about 1 hour 15 minutes each way. That left about 5 hours of actual time spent together.

My lord I haven't enjoyed a 5 hour drive in forever. That's right, a 5 hour drive. I picked her up, and drove. And parked. And drove some more. A lot more.

Back and forth on the same highway (Route 1) North and South, North and South. Just talking. Having conversation. Enjoying each others company as we got to know each other.

It was freaking great! She looked better in person than the pic she sent. The dyed red hair is cut short, but looks quite nice, as does the rest of her svelt body.

It was weird, and so good all at the same time. Joking, laughing, truth telling, and general banter were the course of the evening. Not until after nearly 5 hours of this, when she was falling asleep, did she decide she had to go home. Even then she stated if she didn't have to work tomorrow we would have stayed out.

*Sigh* Happy again, for the first time in awhile.

Though not as good as you make it all, David. Kiss kiss.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Tuesday, April 29, 2003

The Latest In A Social Life

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 6:48:00 PM

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Tuesday Evening Edition


Remember the girl I spoke of yesterday?

Going there tonight.

It's a haul alright. An hour and a half, barring traffic. Down to Princeton Junction.

But hell. I need to go out. Not because of work or school or anything like my readers, but just because sitting on your ass in front of a PC 24/7 with one friend and no life bites.

I'm thrilled when the weekend hits. Hang with David, lots of bullshitting and other mind-numbing fun.

But other than that I'm sitting on the sidelines, watching everyone else have a life.

Laurel's feeling like crap tonight. So of course, she went to Brian's house.

But I don't care, cause I'm going out too.

5'7", dyed red hair, 130, with glasses.

And she's already seen me, when we exchanged pics, so she already knows I'm a fatass.

Don't matter, she's already dated a couple.

Fucking.

Sweet.

So I'm out ya'll. I'll be back to tell ya all about it in the A.M.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Monday, April 28, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:15:00 PM

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RAW Edition



Forget it. I missed pretty much all of RAW because I was on the phone.....

With a girl.

From New Jersey.

And she's cute.

And she (so far) actually wants to meet up with me. ROCK!

She asked me to come down today, but I'm re-broke, so I stated next Tuesday. We talked on the phone nearly 2.5 hours tonight total. It was fun.

Anyways. Long story short, Stone Cold Steve Austin was introduced to us as the new co-manager of RAW by Linda McMahon. And he Stunner-ed Bischoff.

I'm happy now, for the first time in a while.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:10:00 AM

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Monday Morning Edition


I figured I'd put up an actual post. The last two posts are about Backlash, the WWE PPV. So feel free to ignore them.

I've had a decent enough weekend. Got to hang with David for awhile. Messed around with emulators and web design, as well as GTA:VC and Wolverine's Revenge.

The dog is still on its way next Saturday.

The big deal of the weekend was Laurel leaving on a trip into Pensy for a wedding in Brian's family. Now while I could care less about this in general, including the fact that it was my turn to handle all the animals while she gone, I was a bit miffed at the start of the trip, Friday morning.

It started when I was woken by my father calling at 7:50 to let me know he was having PC problems, Now that means nothing, but I was supposed to be woken by Laurel before she left around 9. Now you may say 'Hey, 7:50 is before 9'. Yes, it is. And I thought nothing of it until I noticed the dog had been fed already. Considering that is normally the last thing she does before she leaves in the mornings, I realized that meant she had already been in and ignored me.

I stopped downstairs and saw she wasn't there. I stopped off in her room and saw the cats had no water and she hadn't brought the muffins that she had taken from me specifically for the trip. The cats water was the main thing, since I wouldn't have checked them until around 5 or so, the time she normally arrives home.

I cleaned up her room a bit, dusting and oiling her entertainment center and vacuuming her room. (She does the majority of work with the animals, so I can do a few things here and there). That was when I found out she had left her garbage there. I took it out and talked to her mother, who told me Laurel had told her I was going to take it out. Bullshit. Nobody told me this.

The final of the day came at 9 when Barb called me to let me know Laurel had called her to say she had gotten to PA ok around 5 and Laurel had asked her to tell me. If I could call from the road in North Carolina plus a number of times from Florida, she could show me the same common courtesy. But I can see why she couldn't. After all, she was around Brian and his family. I'm sure she would have gotten yelled at.

Tough crap.

Plus I wonder how it took over 9 hours to make a 6.5 hour trip...

I know, I know. Does it all really matter? In the end, no. I'm just upset of the lack of courtesy I recieve when I always try to show her that same courtesy.

Over the weekend I also found a new cellphone I'd love to have as well as a sweet car.

The car won't happen, not only since I don't have money and I wouldn't qualify for a loan but also since even if I fit well into the car itself, getting in and out would just be uncomfortable.

The 2004 Mazda RX-8, nearly like the one that will be in X-2: X-Men Unite. It's sweet as hell, but it's a sports car. Not my kinda ride. Though if I could get my hands on one, I'd soooooo take it.

The cellphone is also a bit out of my league. It's a Motorola V60i, Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary Edition. They have a black version and a chrome one. The black has real leather on it under the caller ID with the logo under that, while the chrome one has the logo engraved under the ID, as well as "100 Years of Great Motorcycles" written.

The problem is, barring something special, the phone costs $400. What a pain.

Plus I'd rather get a bigger Flatpanel PC Monitor.

Well, that's enough for now. I've been watching Transformers Season 2 Part 2 DVD's. I'll watch some more. Alrighty then! Bye-bye now.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Sunday, April 27, 2003

The Latest In Backlash

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:00:00 PM

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Backlash 2003 Edition



As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from backlash.wwe.com. I've also uploaded the official theme of Backlash 2003, Cold - Remedy. A rundown of the matches as I get them will be posted.

I missed most of Heat. I read that Trish is being sold as injured, and if she doesn't compete, her trainer will be fired. It seems Jazz will walk away with the title after all, so I already got one wrong.

We have more brotherly interaction with Dvon ticked about the Dudz current sitch. Bubba says they played ball, so they got the title shot now. Dvon doesn't care. Let them be fired. They can go join Smackdown. Morely pops in and appoints himself Special Guest Ref. Bubba thanks him, but Dvon walks.

We had a interview with Rock by Lillian Garcia. Standard fare.

Scott Steiner vs Rico

Steiner shows his power from the first lockup, tossing Rico around. Steiner smacks Jamal, Rosie grabs his feet but the ref sends 3MW to the back as Rico lays out Steiner with a kick. A few more kicks, then mocks Steiners bicep-kiss-elbow drop and misses, following by jumping into a scoop suplex. Steiner hits the Reverse DDT, which must be his new finisher.

Winner - Scott Steiner by Reverse DDT

Video rundown of the Rock / Goldberg buildup, including some wCw 'Berg footage for fun.

Goldberg has shown up.

And it's Backlash time.

Team Angle (c) vs Los Guerreros - WWE Tag Team Titles

Team Angle has a big ol pic of Kurt with medals hanging off it. Yay Kurt. Haas and Eddie start. Normal back-and-forths here, with Eddie gaining advantage, Chavo coming in, Benjamin in, Eddie back, Chavo back, Haas cheapshot to allow TA to get the advantage. Eddie cheapshots Shelton while the ref is checking Haas. Chavo sidewalk slam on Benjamin for a two. Eddie in, suplex on Shelton who is allowed to tag Haas. Haas gets a backbody drop, then Shelton in illegal for a suplex. Eddie manages a suplex and goes to tag Chavo, but Haas spears him down for a 2. Benjamin in, gets hit by an Eddie jawbreaker, but manages to get up and powerslam Eddie before a tag. Locks in a reverse chinlock. Eddie breaks away and pulls off a head-scissor, then leaps over to finally tag in Chavo. Dropkicks for all, pin on Shelton but moves when Haas goes to splash him, followed by a double dropkick taking down both members of TA. Chavo goes for the pin but Haas kicks. Chavo tags Eddie who goes right for and hits the Frog Splash, but the ref missed the tag and kicks out Eddie. Chavo for the pin but is pulled out by Shelton. Chavo tries for a suplex but Benjamin holds his foot letting Haas fall on him for the 3 count.

Winners - Team Angle (retains)

Post match Los Guerreros knock over Kurt's picture, steal the tag belts and leave in the pimp-mobile.

Test harasses Torrie, Torrie tells him off, Sable watches.

Sean O'Haire w/Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Rikishi

Piper has coconuts. Yay. Rikishi attacks on the outside, ref eventually gets them into the ring. Rikishi begins with the advantage but O'Haire takes over shortly into the match. O'Haire tries to slam the big man but drops him. Rikishi ducks a spinning heel kick and goes for the Stinkface, but Sean kicked him away. Piper tries to get involved with a coconut but the ref stops him. At that point, both Rikishi and O'Haire hit the other with a sidekick and both go down. Rikishi is up first and nails Piper with a coconut, but walks into (insert Sean O'Haires current finisher here).

Winner - Sean O'Haire by ??

Sable intros herself to Stacy, who is eating. She stirs up the pot saying that Torrie is after Test and it was her who gave Test the advance Playboy, and she just saw them kiss backstage. Stacy gets ticked and tosses her plate.

Dudley Boyz vs Kane & RVD (c) w/Chief Morely as Special Guest Ref - World Tag Team Titles

Bubba and RVD start off. RVD sweeps Bubba, then goes to handspring into him but is nailed by a Bubba clothesline. Dvon and Kane both get in, with Kane taking advantage with a big boot. Dvon manages to fight back and gets a boot of his own, tagging in Bubba. Bubba gets hit with a boot and gets beaten in the corner, but fires back with a bulldog. Kane tags RVD who spin kicks Bubba down then hits the split legged moonsault for 2. Bubba powerslams RVD then the scoop slam to set up the Wasssup headbutt. RVD kicks out of the pin at 2. Bubba dropkicks RVD in the face then is tagged in. RVD kicks Bubba and tags Kane. Kane takes out both Dudz but Morely lowblows him as he waits on the chokeslam. Bubba pins Kane who kicks, and then Bubba-Bombs RVD. Morely nails one of the Dudz which gets him hit with the 3D. RVD and Kane take out Bubba and RVD hits the 5-star to retain.

Winners - Kane & RVD by 5-Star (retain)

Stacy confronts Torrie about the kiss, Torrie states Test kissed her, and a catfight starts.

Jazz vs Trish (c) - Women's Title

Trish snapmares Jazz and is in control. Jazz turned it around, beating on Trish. Jazz goes up top but Trish goes for the handstand scissor, which is countered into a half crab. Trish didn't tap and got herself out. Trish hits the chick kick for two. Jazz goes for a back suplex which Trish reverses into the Stratusfaction bulldog. Long nails Trish with a shoe from outside. Trish got up but Jazz rolled her up and used the ropes for leverage to get the pin.

Winner - Jazz (new champ)

Backstage with Shawn, Booker, and Kevin. Shawn and Booker are ready. Nash doesn't care about anything other than Triple H.

Big Show vs Rey Mysterio

Rey dropkicksShow a few times while Show is trying to get in the ring. Show gets in and powers Rey around the ring. He drops Rey, then crushes his head with his foot. Rey hits Show with a chair, followed by 3 619's and goes for the West Coast Pop. Show catches him and Chokeslams him.

Winner - Big Show by Chokeslam

Postmatch. An EMT is called for Rey. Show picks up the stretcher with Rey on it and swings the whole thing bat style into the ringpost, then drops the luchadore.

Backstage with Trips, Y2J, and the Nature Boy. Trips is going to take out Nash, Jericho is ready for Michaels, and Flair is the 16 time champ Booker.

Torrie and Stacy are still fighting. Torrie drops Stacy on a chest and she gets hurt. Steiner shows up and brings her to a trainer. Test finds them and yells asking whats going on. Steiner says Stacy wants to know the same thing.

Brock Lesnar (c) vs John Cena - WWE Title

Brock starts off, hitting a fall away slam and a few suplexes for an early pin. Cena kicks out. Brock gorilla presses Cena and then clotheslines him to the outside. Cena finally gets some offense dropping Lesnar into the steps and busting open his wound. He put Brock in the ring for a scoop slam and then knocks him back outside. Works on him more outside then rolls him back in for the pin attempt. Gets 2 then goes into a chinlock. Brock fights out, slamming Cena into the corner, then some clotheslines. Cena gets a neckbreaker and then Brock stands up and F-5's him.

Winner - Brock by F-5 (retains)

Booker T, Shawn Michaels & Kevin Nash vs Chris Jericho, Ric Flair & Triple H

Nash and Trips start off, but Jericho and Michaels were tagged in before anything happened. Shawn hit a waistlock on Jericho and then took a knee to the gut. He countered a powerslam and rolled up Y2J for a pin. Jericho then countered a dropkick and went for the Walls. Trips and Nash squared off again, but Jericho ran in and took action against Nash. Nash slammed Jericho into the corner and tagged in Booker T. Book hit the spinebuster. Triple H got the tag and came in after Booker T. Michaels got the tag from Booker and Flair was tagged. Triple H hit Shawn with the Pedigree while Flair was down. Jericho drove elbows into Shawn and then mocked HBK and went for the pin. Triple H got the tag and worked over Shawn then Flair got the tag to get some shots in as well. Shawn fought back, but Flair tagged in Jericho and he suplexed HBK and locked in an armbar. Shawn got a big knee in the gut from Jericho who tagged in Triple H. Jericho pulled Shawn to the ringpost and snapped his leg into the post then tagged in Flair who continued to work on the knee. Flair hit a knee-buster, but Shawn hit an inzuguri and then was down. Flair and Shawn got up and Flair hit some chops. Shawn tagged in Nash who went after Triple H, who was tagged in by Flair. Nash clotheslined Flair out of the ring and knocked around Triple H and Jericho. Nash hit a sidewalk slam on Trips and went for the pin, but Flair broke it up. Jericho attacked Nash and sidewalk slammed him. Nash nearly got nailed with the Pedigree but he hits a sunset flip and then went for the Jacknife but Jericho came to the rescue. Book ran in and attacked Jericho. He hit the spinnaroonie but missed the spinning kick, and tossed him out of the ring. Nash and Trips were fighting down the aisle while Book and Jericho were on the outside, and Shawn took care of Flair in the middle of the ring. Shawn set up for Sweet Chin Music but Jericho ran in and nailed him with a bulldog. Flair locked Shawn in the Figure 4, but he was not the legal man for the team. Nash set up Triple H for a Jacknife through the announce table, but stopped to save Shawn in the middle of the ring. Nash hit the Jacknife on Jericho and then Triple H ran in and nailed Kev with the sledgehammer and pinned him in the middle of the ring to get the victory for his team.

Winner(s) - Chris Jericho, Ric Flair, and Triple H by sledgehammer shot

Terri interviewed Rock and asked him about his match. Rock said he was going to beat Goldberg and mocked him with an impression. He said it hurt when Goldberg speared him, but he was going to avoid it tonight. Rock then said the 8 shots to the head with a chair hurt Goldberg more than the Spear. Rock said the fans could wipe a cockatoo's ass with what they think and said he was going to take care of Goldberg.

Hollywood Bound Rock vs No-Sell Goldberg

Rock came to the ring first and then Goldberg made his entrance. Rock waited outside and stalled before getting in. A "Goldberg" chant started. Goldberg stood glaring at Rock. They finally lock up and Goldberg shovs Rock across the ring. Rock got up and the two paced around the ring. Rock slapped Goldberg across the face and he had a big smile on. Goldberg then tossed Rock completely out of the ring. Rock headed toward the aisle and finally made his way back to the ring. He stood on the apron and pulled Goldberg's neck down across the ropes and then got a few shots in on him. Goldberg took control again, and took Rock down. Goldberg set up to Spear the Rock. Rock sidestepped and Goldberg hit his shoulder on the ringpost and fell out of the ring. Rock got Goldberg back in the ring and took some cheap shots on him, but got nailed with a Spear when Rock got cocky. 'berg nailed Rock with a stiff shoulder, then scoop slammed him. Goldberg got up and whipped Rock into the turnbuckle and then got a boot from Rock. Rock tried to clothesline Goldberg but could not knock him down. He finally got him on the third try and smelled around before he hit the Rock Bottom. Rock went for the pin and Goldberg kicked out. Rock hit the spinebuster and then the People's Elbow. Goldberg kicked out and Rock was devastated. Spear, better spear, Jackhammer, splat.

Winner - Goldberg by Spear/Spear/Jackhammer/Splat Combo

There ya go. The PPV. Enjoy all you fans out there.



Saturday, April 26, 2003

The Latest In Backlash

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:18:00 PM

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Backlash 2003 PreShow Edition



Oh it's WWE PPV time, and as usual I won't be watching it. But that's mostly because it'll suck.

As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from backlash.wwe.com. I've also uploaded the official theme of Backlash 2003, Cold - Remedy. A rundown of the matches and quick predictions/hopes. I'm putting these in order that I would like to see them/how much I give a damn about the match, starting with the least going to the top.

Jazz vs Trish (c) - Women's Title

I don't care, I don't care, god, I don't care. I rarely enjoy a women's match and I hate Jazz. I'd think Jazz since she is probably the most qualified, but 10 to 1 says Trish to allow Long to rant some more.

Winner - Trish Stratus

Sean O'Haire w/Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Rikishi w/Superfly Jimmy Snuka

Don't quote me on those with's. I'm assuming Piper and Snuka will show, but who knows. Rikishi is still a thong-wearin fatty, and the Devil's Advocate is a dip.

Winner - Sean O'Haire

Brock Lesnar (c) vs John Cena - WWE Title

Yep, the title matches start ranking low. It's John freaking Cena, for god's sake. Having him in a PPV title match this quick is crap. Lucky wins against Eddie and Chris mean crap, and the same goes for the FBI interference on Taker.

Winner - Brock (retains)

Big Show vs Rey Mysterio

I fear this. Rey-Rey did the "topple the big man" stint in wCw, which got him destroyed and de-masked by Nash. He is worthy of much more than a match with Show, and the only outcome of this match is going to be that the loser looks that much worse, no matter who loses.

Winner - Doesn't matter

Dudley Boyz vs Kane & RVD (c) - World Tag Team Titles

Ugh. Though I have high hopes for this thanks to the storyline, I still hate it that RVD and Kane are stuck in a tag-team. At least they HAVE the gold this time. Morely, Spike, Storm, Regal. Anybody may get involved here. The Bubba/Dvon split may show more, going so far as to have Spike team with Dvon against Bubba or even Dvon walking and Spike and Bubba together again. I'd like to see all 3 Dud's together, maybe pull a Freebird deal (any two of the 3 can defend the belts).

Winners - Kane and RVD by DQ, straps don't change

Team Angle (c) vs Los Guerreros - WWE Tag Team Titles

I so want Los Guerreros to pick this one up. I love Cheat 2 Win, and the family wrestling together has worked out really well. And I just despise Team Angle. Here's hoping....

Winners - Los Guerreros (new champs)

Hollywood Bound Rock vs No-Sell Goldberg

I don't care. Rock is going to lose and run back to Hollywood. Goldberg won't get the 5 second Spear, Jackhammer, Splat from his wCw days, but this won't be a pretty match. Think Steiner-Triple H Royal Rumble. Thanl God for 'sells-like-crack Rock'.

Winner - Goldberg

Booker T, Shawn Michaels & Kevin Nash vs Chris Jericho, Ric Flair & Triple H

So Trips saves his title AGAIN!!! I already spoke of the match I'd have booked for Backlash.... Triple H vs Flair vs Kane vs RVD vs Booker T vs Shawn Michaels in a six-way. (I added Flair, sue me.) But we have this crap instead. Trips stands against Nash, so we assume Nash stands with Shawn. If I were booking from here, I'd have Nash cost his team the match "by accident" them help Trips and bunch destroy the faces, forming a new Evolution team of Triple H, Ric Flair, Kevin Nash, and Chris Jericho. That leads to mini-feuds with Randy Orton and Batista when they are ready to return, since they want their Evolution spots back. Trips turns on Jericho and Nash for his originals, leading to matches between Trips and Jericho, Trips and Nash, 3-ways, tags, the whole nine. But that won't happen.

Winner(s) - Chris Jericho, Ric Flair, and Triple H

There ya go. The PPV rundown. Enjoy all you fans out there.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Thursday, April 24, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:19:00 AM

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Thursday Morning Edition


Misc Net Rant: The Kyle Hebert message board has been down for a few days and I am quite depressed by this fact. I like that board.

Animal Rant: It has been decided another pet is being added to the household.

Poodle #2, which was on-again-off-again awhile back of whether it was being given to us, will supposedly now be ours.

Laurel/Brian/Pet Rant: Which turns into mine like all the other pets.

Now the original idea, of course, was even though this dog would live in my room with J.D., she was Laurel's. Like the one ferret, the one cat, and the snake are, for all intents and purposes, hers.

Of course, since the unfaggable Brian controls her every move (for reasons beyond human and computer reasoning) she will be taking none of these with her when she moves.

Not ONE.

Now she may get upset that I am righting this, but in this one case I don't care, because of the FACT that any animals she leaves behind are defaulted to me. Making them my problem, my responsibility, and, most importantly, my hold-back from finding an apartment, because of course the more animals I have, the more impossible it will be. Oh the ferrets and the snake can be snuck around easily enough. But two cats and two dogs? Christ damn people!

Wrestling Rant: I d-loaded the recap of Summerslam 1998, back when WWE was WWF with Attitude. The Oddities. X-Pac vs Jeff Jarrett Hair vs Hair. Sable vs Marc Mero with Edge interfering. Ken Shamrock vs Owen Hart in a Lion's Den match. Mankind vs New Age Outlaws, Hardcore, Falls Count Anywhere, Dumpster and Kane. Triple H vs The Rock in a Ladder Match for the I-C Belt. Undertaker vs SCSA for the World Title with Respect at the end.

Those were the days of yore, when the actual wrestling matches meant more than a bunch of skits to further a crappy storyline. In those days, Rock would interfered in a Goldberg match, Goldberg would have shown up to commentate a Rock match, they world face off in tag matches, all leading up to the one-on-one confrontation at the PPV. Now they have them..... Talk. And yell. And make fun of each other, with a random beating or two. Didn't we see this with Scotty Steiner and Trips back in the Rumble? And didn't that match qualify for worst of the year honors? Pretty good for Month number 1. And unlike that stinkfest, these two don't get a second chance until Wrestlemania goes the big 2-0 next year.

I will have my normal rundown shortly, along with the Backlash Theme, Remedy by Cold.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Tuesday, April 22, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:58:00 PM

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Tuesday Night Edition


My MAIN PC is back up and running fairly well. I'm mostly done reinstalling, and restoring. I decided against spending the money on a new HD for the time being and recycled my original main drive, the 20GB 7200 with normal 2MB cache.

The new 120 has been delegated the position I had always wanted for it. Mass storage.

It's also for backup and so on. I want as little crap on the main drive as possible so if I have any more problems I don't have to worry about losing a bunch of crap.

The Latest In Wrestling Ranting: Add-on: The WWE product as of the past year plus has been falling quite consistently. We see a better show on Smackdown than on RAW, almost every match and storyline is beyond predictable, and the top guys take all the time out of each show forcing the mid and low carders to get trashed in the process. This last RAW was no exception, with a good two-thirds of the show dedicated to the Kliq, Rock/Goldberg, and Bischoff. We had all of five mediocre matches, two of which weren't even matches.

Now I visit a wrestling news site to see that WWE has released Jeff Hardy, who has more wrestling talent in his crap than Scott Steiner has in his entire body.

Wrestlemania, to me, was mediocre at best, with the Hogan/Vince match being the exception to the rule. Backlash will be more of the same.

Let's look at a few. Goldberg vs Rock. We all know Goldberg is going to win his first WWE match, especially with Rock taking a header back ta Hollywood. Though it won't bet the 5 second 'Spear, Jackhammer, Splat' of the olden days, that will be how this ends, with Rock walking home a loser and prepping for the big rematch when he returns at next years WM.

Lesnar vs Cena. Hey, a title up for grabs, wow. Lesnar is not going to lose to the rap punk. Cena isn't over enough yet, and his crappy version of my Phoenix Driver (Death Valley Driver) cannot overpower the F-5.

Nash, HBK, Booker T vs Flair, Y2J, HHH. God I don't care. Last time Nash was in a 6-man tag he went down with an injury. He sucks my ass almost as bad as Flair, and I was a HUGE Big Daddy Cool Diesel mark back in the day. Though the other four will help keep this thing moving, the idea that the Heavyweight Title is safely tucked around Trips STILL chaps my rear.

Dudleyz vs Kane & RVD. Expect a lot of confusion, what with Dvon not wanting to be the corporate buttlicker Bubba is. See Morely get involved, and maybe even a Spike attack.

Big Slow vs Rey-Rey. Didn't we do this in wCw when Rey had to beat all the big men for no apparent reason, only to get wrecked by Nash and lose his mask? This match is a waste of Rey's talents. He and Kidman should be wrestling Matt and Shannon, just because.

Los Guerreros vs Team Angle. The match of the night.

Sean O'Haire vs Rikishi. Why god why?

All in all a lackluster card. I'd see RVD, HBK, Booker T, Kane, and Triple H in a 5-man match for the RAW title, as Backlash for all the screwing H has done to date. And I'd have Austin as the guest ref, for fun.

The Dudleyz would be facing Jeff Hardy and Spike Dudley for the tag titles.

I'd open with a cruiserweight elimination match between Rey-Rey, Brian Kendrick, Crash Holly, Shannon Moore, Billy Kidman, and any others as the first match of the night to decide who will face Matt Hardy for the title later.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Monday, April 21, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:23:00 PM

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RAW Edition



Flair is complaining to Bischoff. Eric tells him to find someone else to take out his frustrations on, and that he has made HBK the special guest ref for the World Title match tonight.

Chris Jericho vs Hurricane - It's a normal back-and-forth match, with both getting a few good spots. Walls of Jericho, Hurricane out. Hurri-chokeslam. Walls of Jericho. Tap. Winner - Jericho by Walls of Jericho Postmatch Flair in to beat the hell out of Hurricane, ending with the Figure Four.

Rock is here for the Rock concert 2. Yay.

Rodney Mack and Theodore Long are out and complaining about not being on RAW. So the Theodore Long 5 minute white boy challenge is on. Mack will beat any white boy that the man sends out Mack will beat within 5 minutes.

Rodney Mack vs Nameless White Boy - Long joins the commentators as Mack hits the ring to face a jobber that no one knows the name of. So of course the crowd doesn't care. Mack picks up the win with a powerslam to pin, with a bit over a minute left. Winner - Rodney Mack by powerslam

Booker T tracks down HBK to talk over the World Title match tonight where HBK is the special guest ref. Last week when Booker T hit Shawn, it was an accident. But then again, he recalls a year ago Michaels superkicking him, almost took his head off. So he figures they're even, and that's how he expects the match to be called.

Coach intros Lita. Lita is ready to wrestle again. Bischoff comes out and tells Lita she's worthless since she can't wrestle for another 2 months. He states that she needs to get RAW more PR, like Torrie got for Smackdown. Lita says if she ever poses she'll do it cause she wants to, not because her boss forces her. He tries to get her to 'audition' for him later. Lita tells him to go to hell and walks, so Bischoff fires her.

Another waste of a segment.

3 Minute Warning w/Rico vs Test w/Stacy & Scott Steiner - Steiner and Jamal start it off. Scott hits a belly-to-belly on Jamal, tries to suplex Rosie and can't, letting Rico come in and kick Steiner in the back. Both splash Scott and them Jamal gets a Mexican Surfboard on Steiner. Eventually Test gets in and nails everyone, even a pumphandle slam on Jamal. Rosie splashes Jamal then Test is hit by Rico, who then attacks Stacy but is stopped by Steiner. Test boots Rosie, waits to boot Jamal, but sees Steiner and Stacy. Jamal squashes him in the corner, then thumps him. Scott blind tags in and hits a Reverse DDT for the pin.Winners - Test and Scott Steiner by Reverse DDT

Test confronts Steiner, but Stacy just thanks him.

Kevin Nash confronts Bischoff about putting him in the middle of Shawn Michaels and Triple H.

The ring is being set up for the Rock Concert 2. Terri stops off by Rock and chats with him about the concert.

Rock sings half a song and calls out Goldberg. And here comes... Gillberg. Rock makes fun of Atlanta and Goldberg. Eventually Goldberg arrives in a Mustang. He comes to the ringside area and dives through ten guards into the ring. Rock runs out, security pops in and 'Berg beats em all down. Gillberg goes to get him some, bot Goldberg ignores him and chokes him out until Rock slips in and Rock Bottoms Goldberg. Rock leaves, Goldberg gets up and chases him.

Production is all screwed up, taking a full minute to switch to a backstage cam, which shows Rock ducking back behind the curtain he ends up coming out of. He leaves in his limo, and Goldberg gets in his Barracuda and blows the engine trying to speed out. Goldberg gets out and foots it after Rock, who ends up walking behind him, since he never actually left.

Trish is in the ring with Spike Dudley and Chief Morely comes out to intro the Dudleyz as the opponents. The Dudleyz have a tag team title match at Backlash against RVD and Kane.

Trish & Spike Dudley vs the Dudley Boyz in an Intergender match - Bubba powerbombs Spike then flattens Trish when Dvon won't. Dvon tells Bubba to get his own damn table. Morely gets the table himself, and Bubba grabs Trish, only to run into Dvon. Kane & RVD run down and take out the Dudleyz then the Chief when he pops in. The brawl continues outside as Long and Jazz come in and Jazz puts Trish in the Bitch Clamp, then drops her on the table. Winners - No contest

Rock decides for an encore to the Rock Concert 2 now that Goldberg left. Yay. Words cannot describe how little I ca... Oooooo Bruce Almighty commercial.

Triple H and Kevin Nash are shown chatting backstage.

Rock Concert 2 take 2. He's singing a capella since he only knows one chord on the guitar anyways. Goldberg pops out of the crowd and clotheslines Rock. He tosses him out of the ring, then back in. Preps for the spear, but Christian attacks. Rock takes over, Christian leaves, but Goldberg back with a huge clothesline. Christian in again and gets hit by a big spear. Rock in with a chair, wailing on 'Berg. Eventually Rock walks, and Goldberg gets up.

Nash asks Shawn to take a minute, and Trips walks in to his locker room and they have a little chat.

Triple H (c) w/Ric Flair vs Booker T with Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Ref for the World Title - Most speculation is if Shawn and Trips are buddy-buddy again. Flair is taken out by Booker. Jericho comes down to ringside and attacks T while Michaels is chastizing Trips in the ring. We come back from commercial to see Trips has T in the sleeper. Booker fights out by driving H into the corner, but Trips takes control again. Suplex by Trips, 2 count. Trips hits the high knee for 3 2 counts. A good back and forth, with Trips coming off the top and getting dropkicked by T. Bokker goes up and Missle Dropkicks Trips. Trips grabs the rope, and reverses into a DDT for a 2. Booker T misses the scissor kick, Trips preps the Pedigree, but Booker slides, knees, and hits the scissor. Knocks off Flair and Jericho then gets a 2. Goes up but Trips pushes HBK into the ropes, crotching T. Flair distracts Michaels and Jericho nails Booker with the belt. Trips covers, HBK down for the count, but sees the belt in the ring and goes to pick it up instead. Yells at Trips, nails Flair, tosses Jericho, then Sweet Chin Music to H. Booker for the cover, HBK gets to two before Flair and Jericho attack him. Nash pops in and Flair and Jericho hightail it. Nash picks up Trips and chats, then picks up Michaels to chat, and Trips kicks Nash in the nuts from behind and says thats where he stands. Winner - Another no contest

Well, another crappy RAW, and next week is the PPV.





:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:42:00 PM

Hero Guild Name

Villains fear me.

Heroes envy me.

Keith Meehan is...

The Uncany Warlord


Fredy Ramirez is...
The Rollerblading Toxicologist

David Marques is...
The Incredible Ranger

Laurel Fredericks is...
The Stormy Phantom

Brianne Hanlon is...
The Rubber-Coated Mastermind

Dustin Stevenson is...
The Magnificent NightClaw

and the topper of the day...

Brian Spero is...
The Amber Stalker

Make of these what you will.....



Sunday, April 20, 2003

Diabolo Says...

:: Chokeslammed; Diabolo :: 10:58:00 PM

Find your super hero name @ http://gfishbone.com/heroname.php





The Latest In Entertaining Myself

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:30:00 PM

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Easter 2nd Edition


I've taken the day to watch a few DVD's I haven't seen in awhile.

Started with Good Morning, Vietnam. Then The Emporer's New Groove, now Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.

Also, I recently realized I need a special cable to utilize DTS Audio. Doh.

So another $70 to $90 for 2 cables, one for the PS2, and one for the DVD player.

And I cooked today. Ham and Four Cheese Mashed Potatoes.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:40:00 PM

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Easter Edition



Hoppy Easter everyone. I celebrate next week, so let's move on.

Watching The Emperor's New Groove. That movies funnnnnnnnny. Just a couple more days and my PC will be back up and running scared. Gotta wait until my check clears late Monday or Tueday, then pay bills and order the Hard Drive.

This has been a verrrrrrry slow posting month. And not just for this blog. Oh well.

I think the one thing I miss most about having a fully running PC is my Multimedia. MP3's, videos, the whole nine.

This years movies I must see in the theater, probably multiple times each;

X-2
Matrix Reloaded
Bruce Almighty
Bad Boys 2
Matrix Revelutions (Revelations) I forget which...
LotR: Return of the King

Movies which I will download to watch;
Hulk (i'm afraid, like Daredevil. I didn't like DD, so I'm glad I only d-loaded it)
Bulletproof Monk
The Last Samurai
The Real Cancun
Better Luck Tomorrow
T-3
S.W.A.T.

There are probably others.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Tuesday, April 15, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 11:17:00 AM

Entertain the Brutes

Tuesday Morning Edition


So a new AmeriSuites job is out. Darn. I lost sleep over that one.

And once again I am in the market for a new hard drive. Though putting my 20GB drive back as my main comes to mind, its not the best idea as I have noticed a running difference between how fast the 20 was and how fast the 120 is, thanks to the 8MB cache.

So it's right back to where I started, trying to find a 40 GB 7200 8MB hard drive cheap.

That's just one man's opinion, and I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Fin.



Monday, April 14, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:12:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

RAW Edition



We start off with Kevin Nash. His music has changed already, updating the Big Daddy Cool Diesel music. He talks about Shawn and Trips being buddies with him. He asks what happened to them all being friends. Trips music hits and he's on his way down to the ring. The six-man tag match for Backlash is on. Booker T, Shawn Michaels & Kevin Nash vs Triple H, Ric Flair, & Chris Jericho. Trips and Nash hug. He talks about how good it is that Nash is back. Talks about how much he hates HBK now. Shawn's music hits and now he hits the ring. He gets right in Trips face and Nash breaks them up. Trips states that it won't ever change and Nash has to make a decision. Either with Trips, where he will be one step behind H because H is the man, or with Shawn, where Shawn will lie to his face. If he goes with him, they can rule the world. If he goes with Shawn, Nash will be part of the world Trips hates. Trips reminds him that their most success either of them had was when they walked away from Shawn Michaels.

We head backstage to see Stacy go through Test's bag, eventually finding Torrie's Playboy. Test finds her and complains, but so does Stacy, who walks out.

Oh, Coach is the second commentator.

Test w/Stacy Keibler vs Chris Jericho - Stacy is getting happy that Test is hurting. Stacy is signing autographs at ringside instead of paying attention to the match. A Stacy chant breaks out. Jericho has been working over the shoulder Test rammed into the ringpost. Test fights back with a HUGE sidewalk slam. Then hits a tilt-a-whirl front slam. Stacy's showing off her ass-sets. Test goes for the pumphandle slam, but Jericho rolls out and tries for the Walls. Test hits the pumphandle. But Stacy is showing off her ass again and Test notices and gets annoyed. Jericho takes advantage and hits a bulldog followed by the Lionsault. Winner - Jericho by Lionsault Postmatch Test yells at Stacy who leaves, then he attacks the "fan" that was the catalyst, including the signature, the start of the chant, and the dead center of her ass show.

A small interview with Eric, something about post-Austin.

Test tries to explain himself, telling Stacy how her legs and face are nicer then Torries, but can't pull it off about her tits. Loser. She walks.

Trish & Ivory vs Victoria w/SR & Jazz w/Theodore Long - Ivory's a face again huh? Trish and Ivory out together, but Victoria & Jazz seperate. Long joins the commentator postion. Teddy talks racism some more thanks to the screw-up last week in the Women's Title match. I've kinda ignored most of this match with Teddy talking. Jazz gets Trish to submit to the STF. Winner - Jazz by STF

Goldberg is backstage with a new shirt, says NEXT. He's told a relative is here to see him. Goldust walks in. (Get it, GOLD) Anyway. He welcomes Goldberg to the WW-WW EEEEEEEE WW.... company. He has a gift, and hands 'Berg one of his wigs. He puts it on 'Berg, who takes it off, gives it back, and tells him to NEVER put it on him again. After Goldberg leaves, Goldy exclaims he soiled his pants.

Still to come, a No DQ tag-title match between RVD/Kane and Chief Morely/Lance Storm.

Austins music hits. After 30 seconds Bischoff comes out, again. The crowd popped big for thinking it was Austin, and Assholed Eric. The GM has a merchandise offer to remember SCSA. He pulls out the Alcohol Fueled and Bullet Proof shirts with the Collectors Ed WM XIX program as a special deal. So its a plug for the Shopzone and a rip on Austin. It's pathetic. Can You Dig It, Sucka? Booker T comes out. He wants a rematch with Trips for the title tonight. (For any who haven't heard, Booker T was scheduled to win the title at WM until about a week before the event.)

The tag title match is next.

RVD & Kane (c) vs Chief Morely & Lance Storm - No DQ for the Tag Titles - Storm is tossed out and Morely is kicked out right off. RVD works over Storm, tags Kane, Storm and Morely double team Kane, but Kane takes over, crushing Morely in the corner. Morely goes for the fisherman suplex but can't lift Kane, Kane reverses into a front suplex. Storm flies and knocks down the BRM. Storm tagges in, but no effect on Kane. RVD tagged in. Storm slips a shot in and tags the Chief. RVD flips around and pins Morely with his legs holding Chiefs legs while in the pushup position... a weird and cool looking pin. Morely works over RVD. RVD knocks down Storm then does his flip kick on Chief. Storm hits RVD with a trash can and he runs into a Morely Dangerous DDT. Kane takes out everybody. Kane picks up the top of the stairs and gets hit by Storm and the can, dropping it on his face (the Kane stair special). Morely goes for the pin finally, but RVD kicks and we go to commercial. RVD catches them in a double DDT, Kane is in and dominating, and flying. RVD monkey flips and Rolling Thunders. Morelys outside, and Storm is military pressed by Kane onto Morely. Then RVD hits them. Kane for the chokeslam. Bubba in to stop Kane, and tosses him out. Bubba-bomb on RVD. Dvon in to yell at Bubba, Morely in to yell at Dvon. Dvon pushes Morely, Morely goes to hit Dvon with a chair, but Bubba stops him. Morely demads the chair back, and Bubba tosses it to him so RVD can Van Daminate him. Then both Dudleyz walk out. Kane and Storm in, Kane chokeslams Storm, then puts him in the corner for a Van Terminator. RVD hits, Kane drags Storms and pins him. Winners - Kane & RVD by Van Terminator

Another WM caliber match that wasn't there.

Backstage Trips is telling Eric not to even consider giving Booker a shot. Hurricane in to say he should. A back and forth, and Eric decides to make Booker T & Hurricane against Trips and Flair tonight. If Bookers team wins, Book gets his title shot next week.

Next we will hear from the Rock via a taped segment thats gonna be played off as Live via Satellite.

An hour and 20 minutes. 3 matches. Pathetic. With the depth of these rosters they should have a lot more matches and less story crap.

Rock is talking. Boo. He had to go and get a new People's guitar. Yay. Why did he said no to a match with Goldberg? He has nothing to prove, and he isn't afraid of Bill. Rock says ya know what, they'll have a match at Backlash.

Something backstage with Christian.

Goldust vs Christian - Christians music has updated, with the opera part squealing out like a scratched record before the "on your own" part and going into a slightly different version of the actual music. A short match that has Christian hit Goldy in the gut with a chair, and gets himself DQ'd. Winner - Goldust by DQ Postmatch Christian calls out Goldberg. Goldberg special. Spear, Jackhammer, Splat. It's been so long.

Still to come, The Great Debate between Scott Steiner and Chris Nowinski. Huh?

Chris Nowinski vs Scott Steiner in a Great Debate - This is so pointless. I thought, once France was mentioned, that it was to debut those French-Canadiens, but instead, its a 3MW attack. Winner - Scott Steiner by DQ

The Backlash commercial that rips on Joe Millionare.

Lawler wanted to show footage of JR quitting, but Bischoff won't let him.

Trish vs Jazz for the Women's Title is added to the RAW Backlash card.
Trips is coming down, and the others are shown backstage watching. Jericho, HBK, and Nash.

Triple H & Ric Flair vs Booker T & Hurricane - if Hurricane & Booker T win, Book gets a World Title shot next week - A fast paced match where Flair AGAIN goes up top so he can get thrown off. The Flair special for 20 years. Trips pounds on Hurricane for a bit. Trips tags Flair, Hurricane runs and tags Book who jumps in over the rope. Booker with sidekicks for all. Flair hits T from behind but Book still takes him down. Hurricane long flying dropkick on Trips, then the Shining Wizard on Flair. Booker T hits Flair with the scissor kick, Trips pulls him out after the Spinaroonie. Trips, Book, and the ref outside. Flair goes for the Figure 4 on Hurricane, but HBK in to Sweet Chin Music Flair, and Hurricane gets the pin. Winners - Hurricane & Booker T by SCM Postmatch HBK attacks Trips, Jericho attacks HBK, Trips Pedigrees Hurricane, then gets the sledgehammer. Jericho holds Shawn while Trips threatens him. Nash is out and Jericho runs. Nash is in the ring, then smiles at Trips long enough to toss away the sledge. Booker bumps into Nash from behind, and Nash turns and nails Booker. Then looks a bit upset. Booker gets up and nails HBK. Then he leaves.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




I Hate Fucking Computers

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:51:00 AM

Entertain the Brutes

Monday Morning Edition


I had a wonderful sleep, starting at about six p.m. That's right, six P.M. Mostly because I had been up for near 36 hours at that point.

I wake up, bathroom, stop in by Laurel. Talk to her for a bit. Then I question her purpose of buying the new Harry Potter movie. Well now.

That's a no-no, bad monkey.

Of course somehow it gets turned around to her blabbing about shit I buy, which is easy to respond to. I don't have to like the shit you buy, you don't have to like the shit I buy. Doesn't mean we have agree with the other one.

In their somewhere it is mentioned to me that the 'net doesn't work and I should know why.

I mention (again) that I hadn't been awake from 6 the night before till 8 and she saw me right after that point. I hadn't been on the pc so I had no idea what was happening one way or the other. I begin to leave, with both of us bitching the other out, when I hear her best response:

No one asked you to come in here in the first place.

Ugh, Like a child. Everytime we argue in her room and I leave trying to end it, that's what I have to hear. I'm in there for half an hour, nothing. Only when I'm already on my way out because of a fight.

I head into PC country and check my shit out. The nets down. Unplug modem, unplug router. Figure I'll close out my stuff and restart the PC for kicks.

Net turns back on, PC doesn't. I get hit with the SAME problem that's been shitting on me all weekend, where windows tells me the system file is dead and buried so it can't start, period.

Repair, which it tells you to do, is for shit from a prompt, so I'm back to reinstalling Windows.

AGAIN.

For the 3rd or 4th time since Saturday afternoon.

So I reiterate the post title.

I hate fucking computers.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.

Edit: I am again working off of the File Server in the house. I refuse to fix the regular PC until tomorrow.



Sunday, April 13, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:33:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Sunday Afternoon Edition


I see AmeriSuites is looking for desk help in the paper. Last time I applied for that job I became the Night Auditor.

Fredy, Diabolo, Pussy-boy, gimme some news here pal. I'd rather know ahead of time if calling would be worthwhile.

My PC's been on again, off again. It's annoying. But now I have my own copies of progs, so hopefully I can fix my own problems from now on.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Thursday, April 10, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:07:00 AM

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Thursday Morning Edition


Not too much has happened as of late. My PC is working well and I'm working on downloading more than ever.

The Latest In WWE: Kevin Nash is back and just that. Kevin Nash. Though I noticed the lacking of black hair and the fact that the announcers called him Nash, I wasn't sure until reading a new report. Nash was all ready to return as Diesel. Prepping the Heart Punch and everything. But he died his hair black, and withing a week it had faded and looked grey. So they gave it up.

The Latest In SouthPark: The 100th episode of South Park was last night. Though I slept, I did manage to tape it, and am watching it now. It's quite funny, as Cartman tries to Flashback (effectively trying to kill himself) to 1776 to skip out of studying after Garrison assigns them all a report on the founding fathers during a half-town protest of the war.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Monday, April 07, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:01:00 PM

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RAW Edition



RAW preview, 10 minutes before showtime......

Triple H & Chris Jericho will face Booker T & Shawn Michaels tonight. (Look for the return of Diesel as Flair interferes, setting up the 6-man tag match for Backlash that once again makes sure Trips keeps the World Title.) Also Trish will defend the Women's Title against Jazz.

Video highlights of Goldberg's debut and weak spear.

Trish Stratus (c) vs Jazz for the Women's Title - Quick talk of Austin being fired, shows that the Women's title means crap in comparison with a mainstream storyline. Trish is wearing a nice shiny red skintight suit. Trish gets in a bunch of weak-ass Chick Kicks, but Jazz catches her foot, followed by a weak semi-inziguri by Trish to knock Jazz out of the ring. Lou Thesz press out of the ring to drop Jazz again. Back in the ring with Jazz in control. Camel Clutch. Fisherman's Suplex right by the ropes, Jazz gets a 2 as Trish grabs the ropes. Trish has been busted open (lip). Single-leg Boston Crab into the STF. Trish gets to the ropes. Trish throwing hard elbows. Chick Kick to the side of the head for a 2. Stratusfear for a long 2. Trish gets some Stratusfaction, gets the 3 even though Jazz got her foot on the ropes. Winner - Trish by Stratusfaction Bulldog

Rock arrives. Goes to see Bischoff, Eric congrats him for Austin, but Rock wants to know about Bill Goldberg. Goldberg isn't there yet. Rock says when Goldberg shows he's going to call him out for a confrontation.

Backstage with the new World Tag Champs Kane & RVD. RVD's got a new shirt. RVD talks about hanging out at 4:20. Kane found a stinky skunk. And it's all about listening to R-V-D.

RVD vs Chief Morely and Kane vs the Dudley Boyz tonight.

Theodore Long & Rodney Mack confront Jazz about her getting screwed. They get her to join their group (big shock since Jazz & Mack are a couple).

Rock meets up with Trish backstage. She's sweaty and wet. Rock wants to know if she's sweaty and wet because of her match or because she spent the day thinking about a night with the Rock. Who could she want to look at other then the Rock? Camera pans to Jeff Hardy. Jeff makes fun of his whoopin by Goldberg last week. Rock challenges Jeff to a match, tells Trish to watch.

We see the ESPN Austin commercial where he's falling asleep and gets hit with a chair twice to wake up. I thought it was funny.

RVD vs Chief Morely - Chief Morely is probably sore about the Title loss, so he's facing RVD as the Dudleyz get Kane. Morely has a lot of control, hitting the hold-on three suplexes. Gets a 2 then goes into a chinlock. RVD gets a bunch of his kicks in, then the corner monkey-flip, the standing moonsault, and the Rolling Thunder for a two when Storm came down and put Morely's foor on the rope. Storm gets knocked off the apron. RVD goes up, Storm interferes, RVD splashes him on the outside. As he tries to get back in the ring Storm holds him, setting him up to be Dangerous DDT'd for the pin. Winner - Chief Morely by Dangerous DDT Postmatch Storm holds RVD for Morely, but RVD lowblow kicks them both then dropkicks them down, rolling out of the ring and leaving.

Backstage Booker T is having his knee taped again and checked on by HBK. HBK reminds him they owe them for last weeks beating.

Scott Steiner vs Christopher Nowinski - Chris has new tights and his face mask. He rips on America, the easy way to get heel heat. Steiner attacks him outside the ring. The match never started. Scott slams Chris onto the steel walkway then pops on the Steiner Recliner. Then his music hits and he leaves. Winner - No Contest due to match never starting

Goldberg has arrived in all his Harley gear.

Sable is this weeks Confidential.

Video package for Goldberg. I'd like to see that done for Sting. Side not for MV, I think in a live action DBZ movie Goldberg would be a perfect Nappa.

Backstage Christian brings a DVD of Scorpion King for Rock to sign to a friend, Christian..... A bit of banter about Christian seizing the moment and Rock being afraid of Goldberg. Rock just says to watch what he does to Jeff.

Trish and Jeff on their way to the ring, Trish gives Jeff a kiss and Jeff acts like a child as he wanders off.

Rock vs Jeff Hardy - Match goes much like Rock vs Hurricane, with Rock in control pretty much the whole time until he showboats and Jeff actually hits him once before being Samoan dropped. Then a suplex for 1.5. Jeff hits a missle dropkick from the 2nd rope. Jeff drops Rock for the 2-legged crotch crusher, but can't grab the other leg and Rock kicks him off. Jeff springboards off the top then gets the crusher. A few knockdowns and Rock turns it around. Jeff reverses a suplex and hits his Twist of Fate. He tosses the shirt and hits the Xtreme Elbow. Goes up top and hits the Swanton Bomb, but Rock can't go down to that, so Rock kicks at 2, gets up and hits the Peoples DDT. Waits on Jeff, then the Rock Bottom for the pin. That sucked. Winner - Rock by Rock Bottom
Postmatch Rock calls out Goldberg with "Just Bring It, Bitch!" The music hits and 'Berg is on his way out, not stopping for the sparks and ditching his jacket and hat on the way to the ring. He leaps up to the apron like it was a step. Gets in the ring, and Rock pulls the same crap as he did with Austin saying "Nah" and walking off. Goldberg turns and spears Christian, then poses on the ropes so Rock can come back in and hit him from behind, then wait for the Rock Bottom. But 'Berg just turns and stares, and Rock runs away. J.R. went so far as to call him a chickenshit.

Over the break Rock ran out of the building.

Kane vs Dudley Boyz in a handicapped tag match - Kane attacks Dvon while they're posing. Bubba helps but it doesn't last as Kane gets the advantage. Kane starts out with Dvon. Bubba gets in but Kane retains the advantage. Dvon crotches Kane around the ringpost. Kane rips through both Dudleyz. Hits the top rope clothesline on Bubba, tries for the chokeslam 3 times before getting 3D'd. Winner - Dudleyz by 3D Postmatch the Dudleys go for tables, but RVD for the save. Storm and Morely take down RVD. Morely hits the Money Shot on RVD while Dvon chairs Kane. Storm dropkicks a chair into RVD's face and then the Dudleyz 3D Kane.

Backstage with Test and Goldy. Test hasn't gotten any all week because Goldy ratted out Test by accident last RAW. So Test is going to bring in Stacy, and Goldy is gonna tell her that Test wasn't talking to Torrie last week and that he only has eyes for Stacy. Good luck.

Yup. Goldy screwed it up.

But Austin's here! Driving his truck right into the arena! No, its just Bischoff. In a Austin truck, Austin Hat, and vest. Eric misses Steve, especially the face he made when he was fired. See the bottom line is that Austin was a liability. He couldn't afford the risk. Not everybody agreed with his decision. Especially J.R. They replay JR ripping on Eric for firing SCSA. Eric calls him up to say it to his face. Lawler tries to hold him back, but he goes up and gets a bigger pop then Goldberg did. JR asks to defend himself before he gets fired. JR states he meant every word of it, and even repeats it. And then.....

"You can take this job and SHOVE IT! Cause I QUIT!" Bischoff is shocked, so is Lawler. Bischoff tries to save face by saying he can't quit cause he's fired like Austin. But JR already left backstage.

Goldust vs Steven Richards w/Victoria - Coach is out to replace JR. Goldy hits a bulldog on SR. Goldy with the butt bump. Goldust hits something called the Shock Treatment, but I didn't see it so I have no idea. Winner - Goldust by Shock Treatment Postmatch Victoria in with a chair, but Goldust just smashes Victoria into SR.

Vignette for the Nouvelles, a French Team. Other than tossing them on Smackdown for Team Angle (the Americans) to fight, I see no point.

Backstage, Jericho and Trips plus Flair psyche up for the main event.

Chris Jericho & Triple H w/Ric Flair vs Booker T & Shawn Michaels - It's what you'ld expect. Lots of back and forth, lots of each guys spots, lots of close calls. In the end Booker T reversed a Pedigree and flipped over to pin Trips. Winner(s) - Booker T & HBK by flip-pin Postmatch HBK gets nailed by a chair and handcuffed to the rope. Hurricane tries to help but gets wrecked. A continued beating until Diesels music hits and Kevin Nash saunters out and gets in the ring. He boots Flair and Jericho as Trips leaves. Jericho gets dropped onto a turnbuckle, Flair gets the sideslam, and Jericho gets the Jacknife. Nash grabs the chair as Trips is back in with a sledge. They stare and Trips backs down.
And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Sunday, April 06, 2003

Diabolo says..

:: Chokeslammed; Diabolo :: 11:20:00 PM

XWF????? What the.... I was watching my magic box and.... WTF? X Wrestling Federation? With Rowdy Piper as a commisioner.... Josh from MTV's Tough Enough and Jerry Lawler?? Do u guys know anything about it?





The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:40:00 AM

Entertain the Brutes

Sunday Morning Edition


The Latest In PC's: For all intents and purposes, my PC is running smooth. I breathe in the smoothness while I can, since withing a month I'm sure something will happen to it and it will become crap again. But for now I am enjoying space, faster running, and skins!

The Latest In Coding: For whatever reason the Music Stations Drop-down code just laid down and stopped loading properly. I commented all the relevant code out until I decide whether to save it or just leave it as is.

The Latest In Ranting: I napped a lot yesterday, including a quick snooze from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm, missing an IM. Sorry VT! Then at 3:45 am I got some news that I didn't need to hear nor am I willing to repeat. Safe to say it's been reaffirmed my life sucks donkey nuts, though others still have it worse off than I do.

The Latest In Jobs: Now that I have unemployment coming in again for a couple months (5 checks or so giving me 10 weeks) I have eased off of pressuring myself to get a job. By easing off I mean I'm not going to Pathmark to work for Seafood again.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Saturday, April 05, 2003

The Latest In PC's

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:15:00 AM

Entertain the Brutes

Saturday Morning Edition


A mere twelve hours and my PC is on the running track.

After 2 full formats, 2 quick ones and 4 installs, I finally got Windows XP re-running correctly.

I have re-installed the essentials (email and Trillian) and moved to transfering 40 GB of misc Multimedia from that crappy USB drive to my new main drive.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Friday, April 04, 2003

The Latest In PC's

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:17:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Friday Evening Edition


It's format time.

See ya all later.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Wednesday, April 02, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:31:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Wednesday Night Edition


The Latest In Music: not a problem MV. It does rock, yes.

The Latest In South Park: Man this ep is funny. A rip on Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs, as well as others. It's great. Cartman is trying to kill Kyle with a whiffleball bat. And next week we get the 100th episode!

The Latest In PC's: I managed to order a 120 GB 7200 RPM 8 MB cache Western Digital hard drive. I should get it by Friday, enabling me to format and reinstall come Saturday. This includes the installation of the hard drive tray I got a while back as well as allow me to dump off my Buslink 40 GB USB drive to Laurel, freeing up more room. Next I'd like to get a CD burner, the 750 Zip Drive, and new Linksys gear. The Linksys modem, 2.4GHz 54g Wireless Access Point with 4-Port Router (upgrade from what I have), 2.4GHz 802.11b Wireless Network Bridge (for the Xbox, if I get Xbox Live).

Of course like most things I want all of that is more thought than actual occurence.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:15:00 AM

Entertain the Brutes

Wednesday Morning Edition


Well, the Latest In Music would be the Wrestlemania XIX Theme, Crack Addict, performed Live at the event. Mostly this is for MV.

The Latest In PC's is this Saturday is looming to be format day. I am currently working on the purchase of a new 80GB 7200rpm 8MB cache Western Digital Hard Drive for the event, allowing me to dump off my 40GB USB Drive.

The Latest In Wrestling is the WWE return(s) of......

Sable and Piper's Pit.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Tuesday, April 01, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:22:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Tuesday Afternoon Edition


Welcome ladies and jackoffs to another fun-filled month of c & g!

Last month turned out to be a HUGE posting month, giving around 95% of my total allowed posting text for the month, easily making it my second highest post month in the history of this site. The highest would be July, Month #2, with 107%.

After the mishap from last week with my shipment, IF I was upset at Amazon in any way they have completely redeemed themselves. Heck, I'm even cool with UPS, though they are still retarded.

UPS decided in their infinite wisdom to try to re-deliver the package that I just sent back refused and damaged Friday. Laurel intercepted this on Monday, and manged to get the Amazon customer service #. She had already called them for me and found that a return and a replacement would be easy enough, but I had to be the one to do it.

So I called them. It took around 15 minutes to pull it all together properly, but then it was done. I was apologized to profusely, as I had been by the UPS service rep, and a replacement shipment was ordered.

Shortly thereafter I recieved an email stating how sorry they were and that they had went ahead and popped in a new order for me. Another hour or so and I got the "official" order email (the big ol' HTML one ya get from them) though that email did have prices..... And then around midnight I got the official shipping email, complete with a price tag of zero.

Today it was here, and all my products are here with me in pristine condition.

Excellent response by Amazon. Thank you ever so much. Now this weekend David and I can watch part of Escape From LA, and more next weekend, and finally finish it somwhere at the end of the month.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



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