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Monday, March 31, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:21:00 PM

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RAW Edition



My cable has been on and off all night.....

Rocks backstage and its Rock Appreciation Night.

Austin is out to the ring. He admits that last night Rock was the better man. But he wants Rock to come out to the ring and shake his hand. Bischoff comes out to say that not only will Austin not kick the Rocks ass tonight, he won't kick anyones ass at anytime. He went through Austins records and found that he isn't cleared to wrestle due to his bad neck. So since hes a liability, he's fired. Austin says he can't, but Bischoff states he is the GM of RAW, and he can.

Austin is outside, wondering what to do.

Triple H w/Ric Flair vs Hurricane - Trips goes from Booker T to Hurricane? Hurricane masks a fan, then Flair rips it off and stomps it. Hurricane attacks, then Trips stops him. Back into the ring. Trips dominates but Hurricane reverses a suplex and hits the neckbreaker. Goes for the Hurri-chokeslam, Trips punches out. 2 knockdowns then a tornado ddt. Naitch grabs the foot. Hurri-chokeslam, gets a 2 before Flair pulls him off. Hurricane manages another 2. Trips for the Pedigree, Hurri-backtoss. Hurri-gree, but reversed. Trips gets the Pedigree for the win. Winner - Triple H by Pedigree

Kane & RVD backstage. Kane says he thinks they should split up since they lost. RVD says he signed them up for a rematch for the titles with no outside interference. The only stip is if they lose they join the Bischoff administration.

(Missed a section)

Bubba & Dvon discussing yesterdays events. Bubba states hes saving their jobs. Dvon is ticked. Bubba agrees. The champs walk in. Morley tells them about the Kane/RVD rematch. The Chief says he made this a three-way tag team elimination match, where the Dudleys have to help the champs take out Kane & RVD, then lay down for the champs. Then they can help welcome Kane & RVD into the Bischoff administration.

Booker backstage getting his knee taped for his match. Flair pops in and rips on him, and Booker gets pissed and chokes him out.

Rosie w/Jamal & Rico vs Maven - Aw. Maven beat Rico a couple weeks back and dodged being beaten by 3MW, so they want revenge. And my cable is shutting off every 5 seconds for 20.... Winner - Maven (I don't know how)

Lawler was a special guest photographer for Playboy.

Jericho is out in the ring crying that he should have won, but at least he walked out tall.

Chris Jericho vs Booker T - Jericho works the leg, but Booker hits the stiff kick and Flair pops in. Winner - Booker T by DQ

Flair and Jericho work over Booker. Trips is out to help. HBK out to help T, but the numbers game is too much, and this looooong segment ends with HBK in the Walls of Jericho and Booker in the Figure 4.

Austin is finally walking his way out of the building.

Jeff Hardy vs Steven Richards w/Victoria - Jeff is painty and SR is hotpink. Jeff gets his spots in. Victoria interferes, but Trish comes to help. Jeff hits the Swanton. Winner - Jeff Hardy by Swanton Bomb

Test is telling someone they look great in the spread. Stacy comes in and Test hangs up. Test tries to play it off, asks Goldust for help. Goldy slips up and Test is chasing Torrie.

Rock out back looking for Austin. Rock raves about himself.

Goldberg promoed for Backlash.

Kane & RVD vs Dudley Boyz vs Chief Morley & Lance Storm (c) in a 3-way elimination match for the RAW tag titles - Kane & RVD start out strong clearing the ring of everyone. RVD somersault plancha onto Storm/Morley/Bubba followed by a Kane splash to the same 3. RVD and Dvon start it out. As known, the match is all over the place. At one point, Morely went to chair RVD with Bubba holding, but Dvon grabbed the chair and went to hit the Chief. Bubba tackled Morley out of the way, and Dvon turned into the Van Daminator, and RVD gets the pinfall over Dvon, eliminating the Dudleyz. Not only should this match have been last nights match no matter what, it REALLY should have been on WM. We go to commercial as the Bischoff admin argues. We're back. Morley and Storm work over RVD. Storm rolls into the half boston crab. Kane finally gets in and cleans house. Storm knocked out of the ring, Morley tilt-a-whirled. Kane with the flying clothesline on the Chief, but Storm breaks it up, only to get hit with RVD flying karate kick. Kane for the chokeslam. Storm in again, Morley with the low blow,double team on Kane, but Kane fights out. Storm hits the savat kick on Kane, Chief rolls him up for a long 2. Kane hits the chokeslam, tags in RVD for the 5-star to FINALLY take the titles in what would have been a hell of a WrestleMania match. Winners and new RAW champions by chokeslam & 5-star - Kane & RVD

Bischoff talks about another shock to someone on the phone. Contract so new the ink hasn't dried. We'd think Goldberg, but he's been promoed all night.....

This weeks Confidential with Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Unless I missed something, in 1 hour 50 minutes we've had 4.5 matches.

Rock is out to the ring. Yay. The ring is decked out in the red carpet. Finally....... Stops. FIN.....ALLY....... Stops. Wasting time. Fucker. Finally the Rock has come back to Sea....... to Sea....... to see all the jabronies appreciate the Great One. Rock thinks it sucks Austin was fired. In all honesty they put up a hell of a performance. They each gave it their all, and it was great. But he knows Austin would be upset if he thought the last match would have went down the way it did. One Rock Bottommmmmmm, 2 Rock Bottommmmm, 3 Rock Bottoms! Roll the tape! And we see the Rock appreciation video. He went to Hollywood, came back and was booed. He beat everyone (damnit, Goldberg, too obvious) so he's done. It's over. They don't appreciate the Rock, and they can all kiss his ass. And Goldbergs music hits. He's backstage, coming out, fully dressed in leather (Harley jacket!) and a brand new shirt already. He stands in the pyro, and hits the ring. The Goldberg chants are HUGE!

Golberg asks Rock if he wants to know whos next. He's next! Goldberg spears him, crappily I may add. But as usual, Rock sells like a champ. Goldberg walks off, and that's the show.

That's why they kicked Austin (my guess) they wanted the world to focus on Goldberg so they can milk him for all hes worth.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Sunday, March 30, 2003

Diabolo Says..

:: Chokeslammed; Diabolo :: 8:44:00 PM

Hey Pussyboy the job still sucks but we have some changes now...

1. - Kevin Lew...whatever was fired! He was kicked right on the spot! He even didn?t expect it! Last Monday Ed Reaggoso showed up at the hotel and fired him! He took all his stuff from the room and the garbage from the office (pictures and gay stuff).

2.- Yesterday. His assistant was kicked also (yes.. Dan. the little bastard) and the new GM is Fran?s husband. And looks like the new AGM its going to be Lynnette.

3.- Guess who is working @ the desk???? (I know my English sucks but. I am doing my best)





The Latest In WrestleMania

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:39:00 PM

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WrestleMania XIX Edition



Oh it's WWE PPV time, and as usual I won't be watching it. But that's mostly because I can't afford it.

As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from wrestlemania.com. I didn't get to upload the theme, Limp Bizkit's Crack Addict, since I can't get more than the snippets yet.

I'd like to thank Majin Vegeta (The Forsaken One) for giving me PBP of WM.

Matt Hardy (c) vs Rey Mysterio - WWE Cruiserweight Title

Winner - Matt Hardy by roll-up and rope holding (retains)

Undertaker vs Big Show & A-Train

Taker comes out to Durst and Rollin. Jones is not coming out after the layout on HEAT, so we got a handicapped match. Taker dedicated the match to a nephew in the war. Jones comes out for a run-in after the Showstopper and takes out Show, then helps Taker by booting A-Train. Taker gets the Tombstone to remain undefeated, 12-0 at WrestleMania.
Winner(s) - Taker & Jones by Tombstone piledriver

Victoria (c) vs Trish Stratus vs Jazz - Women's Title

I'm told Trish is looking quite edible tonight. *sigh* Damn I need PPV......
Winner - Trish Stratus by "Chick Kick"(new champ)

Team Angle (c) vs Los Guerreros vs Chris Benoit & Rhyno - WWE Tag Team Titles

Winners - Team Angle by SB rollup on Chavo (retains)

Play by play died. Dang. Back to following it on a wrestling site.....

Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho

Winner - Shawn Michaels by rollup

Rollup wins are freakin LAME!!!! But postmatch HBK offered a handshake and they hugged and Jericho low-blowed him and left to his own music.

Miller Girls vs Stacy vs Torrie - Catfight

Winner - Torrie pins Coach, Stacy counts the 3

Prowrestling.com says.... How do I do commentary of this? Lots of tops coming off. Lots, and lots. Okay, order the replay people.

Triple H (c) w/Ric Flair vs Booker T - World Title

Winner - Triple H by Pedigree (retains)

Wow, I'm so surprised. Someone else who can't get the title off of Trips. Fucking WWE. I fucking hate them.

Hulk Hogan vs Vince McMahon - Street Fight - if Hogan loses he retires

Vince takes a chairshot to the head, then 2 to the back. McMahon lowblows Hogan, pulls out a ladder and sets it up between the two announce tables. Sets up Hogan on the Sp announce table, mocks Hogan, then the Hogan legdrop off the ladder through Hogan through the table! HOLY SHIT chants break out! Hogan tossed back in the ring, two covers two kickouts. Vince gets a pipe but gets lowblowed by Hogan. Now Roddy Piper shows up and sets to hit Vince, but nails Hogan instead! Piper leaves, McMahon takes out the ref. Two new refs down to ringside, including the faker from NWO. Hogan nailed with the pipe, then the legdrop. A pin but a kickout, Hogan hulks up. Nails Vince, gets rid of the fake ref. Boot and 3 legdrops, for the pin.

Winner - Hulk Hogan by triple legdrop

Postmatch, Shane comes down to the ring and shows he was rootin for Hogan, though still concerned about his dad. Vince flips off a leaving Hogan.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs "Hollywood" Rock

Match goes back and forth for a while. Austin hits a Stone Cold Bottom. Rock kicks out. Austin for the Stunner, but Rock counters into the Peoples Stunner. Another 2. More punches, Austin hits the Stunner, both down, Austin crawls gets the near fall. Rock hits a lowblow, goes for the Elbow. Austin moves, goes for the Stunner again, but countered and Rock goes for the Elbow again, hitting this time, but only getting a loooong 2. Austin up into the Rock Bottom, again a 2! Austin up again into another Rock Bottom, again a 2! Austin slowly rises into a THIRD Rock Bottom, and Rock finally kills his losing streak to Austin at WM. Damn.
Winner - Hollywood Rock by 3 Rock Bottoms

Kurt Angle (c) vs Brock Lesnar - WWE Title

Angle 4 german suplex. Angle 360 release suplex. Angle Slam reversed to F-5 reversed to Angle Lock. Brock break. Angle Slam. Brock kick. F-5. Angle kick. Angle Lock, Brock break. F-5. No pin attempt as Brock goes UP for the Shooting Brock Press..... Messes it up, lands nose-first. But F-5 and its all over.

Winner - Brock by F-5 (new champ)

There ya go. The PPV. Enjoy all you fans out there.

And that's the bottom line........ Cause Stone Cold said so!

Fin.




The Latest In HEAT

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:37:00 PM

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Heat Edition


John Cena popped out to technical difficulties. He ripped into Jay-Z and Fabuloos for not showing up to rap him. He stated that Fabuloos backed out after hearing Cena at the rehersal.

Ashanti is in the house.

Nunzio steals Jones' wallet and leads him into a Big Show A-Train beating.

Fred Durst is here.

Waiting for the WM match that almost was.....

Oh, and there have been a ton of vignettes and promotion for both the catfight girls and the freaking Hogan match.

Chief Morely & Lance Storm (c) w/the Dudley Boyz vs RVD and Kane for the World Tag Team Titles - Storm over the top, Morely runs out, Kane tosses RVD onto them, then Kane jumps once they get up. And we need a commercial..... We finally get back after 5 minutes (its the freaking RAW Tag Titles, and not only was it taken out of the actual WM program, which is 4 hours, we missed half the match!) and RVD is being worked over by both. Morley gets on the sleeper, but the Chief hits a powerbomb. Misses the 2nd rope elbow. RVD hits his flipping kick to the chin and tage in Kane who wrecks everybody. Storm fights his way out of the chokeslam and runs into a tilt-a-whirl. Kane hits the flying clothesline. Morley breaks up the pin. Kane squashes the 2 in the corner, then the monkey flip from RVD. Kane chokeslams Storm. Kane outside to take out Morley who took out RVD. Storm up into the 3D! The ref catches Dvon outside, tries to toss him. RVD rolls onto Storm, but Bubbas still in the ring, and drops the elbow to the back of RVD's head, flipping the pin. Storm gets the 3. Winners - Chief Morley & Lance Storm by Dudleys to retain Postmatch Dvon goes running to Bubba wondering what the hell happened. That lasts 2 seconds before we cut out to a last second promo for Rock/Austin 3 @WM.




The Latest In Copying Keith

:: Chokeslammed; The Forsaken One :: 3:04:00 AM

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Damned Edition


Ok, everyone, its March again, and that means one thing, yes, Wrestlemania.

The buildup for this years Wrestlemania was short, unlike last year, which comprised of a week by week countdown, so, I feel this years Wrestlemania has been "rushed", so to speak, and therefore, if there are any truely bad matches, then it will just plain suck.

Notes for this year, the Kane and RVD vs, Chief Morely and Lance Strom match has been taken off the Wrestlemania XIX card, and moved down to Sunday Night Heat, whooptie freakin do, if ya read my note in Keith's post, I feel Kane and RVD are gonna win, they diserve the titles, now, but, dropping it from a Wrestlemania match to a fucking Sunday Night Heat Match?

Stupid

Fuckers

Anyways, my hopes for the matches...

Victoria (c) vs Trish Stratus vs Jazz - Women's Title:

Winner/Thoughts: Trish Sratus by Jazz knocking Victora down and Trish pulling the win out of nowhere.


Hulk Hogan vs Vince McMahon - Street Fight - if Hogan loses he retires:

Winner/Thoughts: Hulk Hogan. i hate to say it, I want him gone, i cant stand him, but I dont think vince wants him gone just yet, the fans still like him, so he will still be around for a little bit, I think.


Undertaker & Nathan Jones vs Big Show & A-Train:

Winner/Thoughts: Im actually looking forward to this one, because I thought Big Show and 'Taker at NWO was pretty good, Jones is still a rookie, and from what iv heard, he sucks in the ring, but I think this being Wrestlemania may cause him to really pull some skill out of the bag. Show is Show, as Keith said, and theres nothing much mroe to say, 7'2, 500 pounds, thats all that ya gotta say. A-Train needs to shave his back (like the fans say). The winner, Jones and 'Taker, Jones takes A-Train out long enough for 'Taker to get the pin on Show, 'Taker's record at Wrestlemania becomes 11-0. 11 wins, 0 loses..


Team Angle (c) vs Los Guerreros vs Chris Benoit & Rhyno - WWE Tag Team Titles:

Winner/Thoughts: this is gonna be a hell uva match, weather ya like 'em or hate 'em, Team Angle has legitimate skill. The Gurreros have skill and so does Benoit and Rhyno. I think this is gonna be a hell uva match, and I think Team Angle is gonna sneak a victory out of nowhere.


Matt Hardy (c) vs Rey Mysterio - WWE Cruiserweight Title:

Winner/Thoughts: Rey Mysterio, I hate Matt Hardy: Version None.....excuse me....Version One, and I think he will drop the belt via 619 and the West Coast Pop.


Kurt Angle (c) vs Brock Lesnar - WWE Title:

Winner/Thoughts: Well, Brock is gonna win, Angle has a huge injury, and they even have a list of moves that cannot be done to him, which alot of Suplexes are on, the F5 isnt, however. Angel is gonna try his ebst and I think Brock is gonna pull it out, and then kick the shit out of Paul E.


Triple H (c) vs Booker T - World Title:

Winner/Thoughts: Triple H wins, because of interference by Ric Flair. Goldust may come down with Booker, but Ric Flair may take him out with a low blow or cheap shot, Booker will try to help him, and Trips will pull a Pedigee out of nowhere.


Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho:

Winner/Thoughts: I Think Chris will win, thoguht, like Keith, i think it wont be clean. I think they will put on a hell uva match, and Shawn well do some good bumps, and so will Chris, and Chris will pull it out of nowhere, if Shawn wins, I think he will do it by hitting the flying elbow for a pin.


Stone Cold Steve Austin vs "Hollywood" Rock:

Winner/Thoughts: Well.....If Goldberg apperes, The Rock will win by DQ, because Goldberg will come down and attack The Rock, and the ref will DQ Stoen Cold for having the interference. However, if Goldberg doesnt apper, such as rumors have it (that he will apper on Raw, and not WMXIX), then Stone Cold will pull out the win with a double stone cold stunner (Where he stuns someone and they go back to the standing position, he stuns them again, and then pins).


Things to be on the watch for:
Limp Bizkit performance, Ashanti sings America the Beautiful (Fuck, I hate this damn woman), and....most importantly, the Miller Light Catfight Girls! (Im male, forgive me, ladies)


Ok, hey, Keith, did ya like my copy and paste job of the match names? ^____^

Anyways, unlike Keith, im watching Wrestlemania XIX, and, I was gonna tape it, but........it sounds stupid, but.....I forgot where my VCR is.....

Yeah, ok, I hear ya laughing...

Laugh

It

Up

Anyways, aside for Wrestlemania, in "The Latest In Ordering", I have placed an order for some items, that i hope make it to my house ok. I ordered about.....hmm.....20 DVD's packed with anime, three full series. Bootlegged, of course (its all I can afford these days). Lets see, I ordered Rurouni Kenshin, 12 DVD's, 95 Episodes, English and Japanese with Subtitles. Tenchi Universe, 3 DVD's, 26 Episodes, English and Japanese with Subtitles. Tenchi in Tokyo, 3 DVD's, 26 Episodes, English and Japanese with Subtitles. Mahoromatic Maid, 2 DVD's, 13 Episodes, Japanese with Subtitles.

Yeah, im gonna be watching alot of anime in coming months, A friend of mien has alot of anime on his computer, 60 some GB to be exact, and it gets higher every day. I am gonna be getting all of that, too. SO much anime, so little time...
Well, thats all for this "Damned" Editon, I cant wait for Wrestlemania XIX, and now, Raw is afterwards, which Goldberg is supposed to officailly apper at.

Until next time, I remain.....The Forsaken One.




The Latest In WrestleMania

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:32:00 AM

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WrestleMania XIX PreShow Edition



Oh it's WWE PPV time, and as usual I won't be watching it. But that's mostly because I can't afford it.

As you can see I adorned this post with a banner from wrestlemania.com. I'd also like to have uploaded the official theme of WrestleMania XIX, Limp Bizkit - Toe To Toe. A rundown of the matches and quick predictions/hopes. I'm putting these in order that I would like to see them/how much I give a damn about the match, starting with the least going to the top.

Victoria (c) vs Trish Stratus vs Jazz - Women's Title

I don't care, I don't care, god, I don't care. I rarely enjoy a women's match and I hate Jazz and Victoria. I'd think Jazz since she is probably the most qualified, but 10 to 1 says Trish.

Winner - Trish Stratus

Hulk Hogan vs Vince McMahon - Street Fight - if Hogan loses he retires

Hogan/Vince due to interference by GOLDBERG!! Goldberg's been signed and wants in on WM, but JR and Vinnie don't want him interfering in Rock-Austin 3@WM. I say have him come in and save Hogan (though I want Hogan gone, he won't leave) or help Vince. Either way he makes an impact.

Winner - I so don't care

Undertaker & Nathan Jones vs Big Show & A-Train

I fear big man tag team matches. Taker showed he can still work at NWO. But Jones is still greener than The Incredible Hulk, Show is, well, Show, and A-Train needs more clothes.

Winner(s) - Taker & Jones

Lance Storm & Chief Morley (c) vs Kane & RVD - World Tag Team Titles

God not again. for the second PPV in a row, Kane & RVD are stuck in Tag Team hell facing a thrown together champion team for the gold. And at WM, no less. Last two years of WM's for Kane had him winning the Hardcore title against Raven and Big Show, and a loss to Kurt Angle. RVD was only around for X-8 but took home the IC belt. Now this. A second PPV chasing Tag team gold for no reason against a team that was made up 13 days earlier. Yay. My pred is the same as last time, except this DQ will be the Dudleyz.

Winners - Kane and RVD by DQ, straps don't change

{Forsaken One Note: I Totally agree, give them the damn titles, already, quite fucking around!}

Team Angle (c) vs Los Guerreros vs Chris Benoit & Rhyno - WWE Tag Team Titles

I so want Los Guerreros to pick this one up. I love Cheat 2 Win, and the family wrestling together has worked out really well. Beniot & Rhyno are another Kane & RVD; Strong guy, fast guy combo tossed together to keep them out of singles grappling. And I just despise Team Angle. Here's hoping....

Winners - Los Guerreros (new champs)

Matt Hardy (c) vs Rey Mysterio - WWE Cruiserweight Title

Yes yes, the cruiserweights are above the tag teams. I know Rey-Rey can give a show, and I'm thrilled to see him at WM for the title. It would rock if he could actually win, but its hard to say for sure.

Winner - Rey Mysterio (new champ)

Kurt Angle (c) vs Brock Lesnar - WWE Title

Yep, the title matches start ranking low. Though I agree that the possibilities for a big match are there, I'm afraid. Brock still sells like Goldberg, to say he doesn't, and Angle's neck is messed up. Oh Angle/Benoit would work itself out great but Brock powers and Angle floats.... bad combo for a WM match. Angle may be retiring, and he is having surgery that will keep him away from the ring, so I can't see him not dropping the strap.

Winner - Brock (new champ)

Triple H (c) vs Booker T - World Title

Yup. The other main title also low on my card. Trips and Book can both go. We've seen it before too many times, and you even have the slight possibility Booker T could ACTUALLY walk out of WM with the title. But Trips doesn't lose titles at Wrestlemanias. As a matter of fact, barring a DQ against Kane a few years back and the obvious loss to the "undefeated at WM" Undertaker, Trips doesn't lose at WM.

Winner - Triple H (retains)

Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho

This has the makings of a classic, and would have been even better as some version of an Iron Man match or ladder match. Both HBK and Jericho have tons of talent in them. Great athleticism, showmanship, charisma. This could easily be the showstealer. I see Shawn putting Chris over. I think HBK is willing. Jericho is the up and comer now. I doubt the victory will be totally clean, but hey....

Winner - Chris Jericho

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs "Hollywood" Rock

This is the third WM match for these two, and as JR has reminded us every ten seconds every RAW and will remind us all WM night, Rock has never beaten Austin at a Wrestlemania. And ya know what? He still shouldn't. Rock should be here to do the job and go home. Job to Booker T, job to Hurricane, job to Austin, job to Goldberg, then go back to your movie set you piece of mokey filth.

Winner - Stone Cold Steve Austin

There ya go. The PPV rundown. Enjoy all you fans out there.

And that's the bottom line........ Cause Stone Cold said so!

Fin.



Friday, March 28, 2003

The Latest In Lyrics

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:33:00 PM

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Friday Night Edition


I really have nothing to say, but I want to post anyway, as this is turning ino the second largest posting month ever on C&G, probably thanks to all the wrestling.

Ha.

I went out and bought Meteora, the regular CD to tide me over. Laurel will probably get it once the LE comes in.

So I share the lyrics of a song off the album (one of many) that manages to hit home reminding me of things past....

Don't Stay

Sometimes I
need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I
need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I'm
in disbelief I didn't know
Somehow I
need you to go

DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
what you were changing me into
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
take all your faithlessness with you
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY

Sometimes I
feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I
just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I'm
in disbelief I didn't know
Somehow I
need to be alone

DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
what you were changing me into
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
take all your faithlessness with you
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY

I don't need you anymore
I don't want to be ignored
I don't need one more day
of you wasting me away
I don't need you anymore
I don't want to be ignored
I don't need one more day
of you wasting me away
[With no apologies]

DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
what you were changing me into
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY
Forget our memories
forget our possibilities
take all your faithlessness with you
[Just give me myself back and]
DON'T STAY

And if it isn't uploaded, it will be......



Thursday, March 27, 2003

The Latest In Crappy Delivery

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:05:00 PM

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Thursday Afternoon Edition


I can't fucking win. I ordered my stuff right? Amazon rules, right? And then there's UPS. Normally pretty decent.

Not this time.

Some mother fucker opened my package. Ripped through the contents, and shoved it all back in.

Escape from LA seems to have survived, as it's still completely sealed. Just the DVD inside is loose.

Fist of the North Star was opened, and also loose in the cover, and is slightly scratched.

But of course, there is still Meteora.

Meteora was fucked up beyond repair. Completely torn open, everything taken out of the packaging. The packaging including cases were crushed. The CD is cracked nearly in half, and the DVD is scratched to shit.

Ass

ramming

Uncle

Fuckers.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest in Members

:: Chokeslammed; The Forsaken One :: 3:41:00 AM

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Damned Edition


Ok.

So, Keith told me on MSN that he had an email sent to me to join up on this blog, so, I say "Cool", and I'm thinking, what the hell, sounds like some fun.

I get the said email, click the link a few times, and nothing happens. Now, I'm thinking its due to my lame ass computer, so, I copy the url, open a new IE window, and paste, then click go, and low and behold....it was my lame ass IE window.

So, I joined this, which means I'm the newest member of the posting team, The Forsaken One. (Random Plug, go to DeGeneration Z, my website, I'm Majin Vegeta, heyo!!!!).

So, be prepared, because I am, indeed, going to bitch, moan (maybe not as much *cough cough*), whine, and complain to my hearts content, thanks Keith! ^_^

So, what to bitch about first, how about WWE?

What in the bloody hell is Vince thinking?

He hires Bill Goldberg, and yet he still hasn't fired Scott Steiner. Someone, please, smack the old man, hand him some little blue pills, send him on home to his wife; he's lost it.

In other news, this just in, there's a small flashing window on my screen where Keith is trying to tell me something. Apparently, he gets to see X-2 for free, I despise him for that, now, but it should pass. Stupid X-Men 1.5 DVD and its lame ass coupon to see Daredevil or X-2 free. Ah well.

Forgive my shitty typing, as well, if there's any spelling mistakes or grammar errors, it's because I really don't give a damn enough to care.

Lets see, I was reading over Keith's post on RAW, and I agree, Lillian is a wench, Steph does have fake titties, but its not weight, she has gas, gas I say!

Either that or Trips shoved it in a little bit too hard, and shes "packing", so to speak.

By the way, heres a nice funny quote from Keith in MSN. "aldazar69 says: i'm anal with movies". Folks, it speaks for itself, enjoy.

Until next time, I remain.....The Forsaken One.



Tuesday, March 25, 2003

The Latest In Ordering

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:57:00 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon Edition


It was ordering day today. Am having Linkin Park's Meteora (the Limited Edition version), Escape From LA, and Fist of the North Star Volume 1 sent to me next day delivery, which means I'll see them Thursday.....

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Monday, March 24, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:01:00 PM

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RAW Edition



And we kick off tonights RAW coverage with Lilian Garcia singing. Shut up wench. I don't care about WWE supporting the war.

And the USA chant is started by her. Ugh. Thank god for the RAW opening.

Main event is Triple H & Ric Flair vs Booker T & Goldust. And we have the Rock concert to look forward to.

The glass breaks and Austin is on his way to the ring!

And just in case we forgot, the Rock has never beaten Austin at WM.

Little Natch Charles Robinson is telling Austin there is supposed to be a match. Austin with a What? speech and gives him the finger. Rock attacked him last week, and just pissed him off, and nothing is going to happen until Rock comes out.

This is a Test, and he's on his way out. Test just wants to wrestl.... STUNNER! And Test is down. Austin sits at ringside as Lance Storm comes down to try to get the pinfall on Test. Austin goes to count the pin, but stops at 2. Storm turns, Austin fingers, and they both get up and STUNNER!!

Eric Bischoff is back with cops and a restraining order. Austin has to leave or get arrested. Eric sends down the cops. Austin starts to walk out. He gets to Bischoff. Eric threatens to arrest Austin if he hits him. Austin leaves. Eric announces the concert.

Austin is almost to the door when Rock struts his guitar. Rock starts singing Elvis. Austin slowly backs off as Rock keeps taunting him as the cops bring him out.

Hey Jeff kissed Trish last week? Missed that.

Trish Stratus & Jeff Hardy vs Victoria & Steven Richards - Jeff and SR start off. Victoria is tagged in so Jeff has to tag Trish in. Trish for the pin and SR comes in, but so does Jeff. SR outside then Jeff over the ropes onto him. Trish flipping Victoria off the top, then the Stratusfaction Bulldog off of SR. Winner - Trish & Jeff by Statusfaction Postmatch - Trish and Jeff about to make out some more when Jazz attacks Trish. SR takes out Jeff and Jazz & Victoria do a number on Trish.

Coach goes and gets Eric saying there is a major security problem.

Goldy is in the back looking over the Torrie Playboy. Him and Booker have a chat.

Bischoff gets to the security area and is shown Austin waiting outside the East entrance of the arena, and there is nothing they can do since the order was only for the inside of the arena. Eric sends Coach outside to tell Austin he has to leave or he will make his life a living hell.

Austin is shown waiting outside.

Scott Steiner vs Christian - What is this crap? Eh. Steiner hits the Super Fallaway Slam thats actually a Super Samoan Drop. JR is an idiot. Winner - Scott Steiner by Super Fallaway Samoan Drop Slam Postmatch - Steiners your hookup, Holla. Coach makes it to Austin, shakingly tells him what Bischoff said and says he'll tell Eric he got the message.

Morely announces due to the illness of William Regal, the titles haven't been defended in the mandatory time period. So the titles are given to Storm and Morely himself. Kane & RVD show up to congradulate them and state that since they beat Storm and Morely last week they should get a title shot at WM. Morely weasels out saying the Dudleyz, who work for him now, deserve a shot as well. Kane says that thats fine, since they owe the Dudleyz anyway. So tonight they'll have a #1 contendership match to determine who will go to WM.

55 minutes and 2 matches. A new low.

Triple H & Ric Flair vs Booker T & Goldust - Like they haven't wasted enough time so far. All 4 are coming out seperately. This is a long and drawn out match, with the faces having the majority of the advantage. H gets busted open. Booker scissors Flair, but H is legal. Then gets the scissor on H, and while Goldy holds Flair, Booker pins H again! Winners - Booker T & Goldust by Scissors Kick
And to waste more time we have to see the contract signing between Hogan and McMahon from Smackdown.

Flair is backstage trying to console Triple H, telling him it was a fluke and he is the best. Trips states that obviously no one told Booker T that.

And Jericho comes to the ring to talk. Yay. He and HBK waste more time.

Rock comes in by Bischoff to talk about a new idea. Rock wants Eric to put some speakers outside by Austins truck so he hears the Rock concert.

Rundown of WM matches. WM is 4 hours. This is a crappy RAW for going into WM, minus the fact that Booker whooped on Trips.

RVD & Kane vs the Dudleyz is next.

RVD & Kane vs the Dudley Boyz for the #1 contendership for the Tag Team titles - Starts out as a brawl, then to Dvon and Kane. Dvon runs into the boot. RVD in and hits a hurracanrana and the Rolling Thunder. Dvon hits a big neckbreaker and tags out to Bubba. Soon Dvon and Kane are back in. Kane flies and misses, RVD knocked down, Dudley's double flapjack Kane, RVD kicks everyone. Morely distracts the ref so Storm can attack RVD, but misses and hits Dvon. Bubba stares down Storm and RVD & Kane take advantage and knock both outside, then wreck Dvon for the pin. Winners - RVD & Kane by 5-star Post match, RVD & Kane are the #1 contenders for Storm and Morely.

Ther speakers are being set up right in front of Austins truck. Austin calls someone.

Next is the contract signing then the Rock concert. Yay.

Nope. It's Rock first. Here is the loser and hie GUI-tar. He sings about how he will be leaving Sacramento soon. Now singing about Austin being a redneck. Then whipping Austins ass. Now the last song. Finally. He sings badly. An ambulance shows up and Austin jets in following it. Austin drives right into the ringside area. But its the Hurricane! Rock has him arrested. Then Rock starts singing again and Austin gets out of the bed of the truck! Austin hammers the Rock in the ring! Rock runs off as Austin almost hits him with the signed guitar. Austin stomps the thing to pieces. And RAW goes to overtime to see the replay of the signing. Waste.


Vince is out in the ring. We see the replay of the signing on smackdown, and next we have to suffer through what happened when Angle asked for an apology.

Well we see Stephanie. She looks like shes putting on weight. But she still got nice fake titty. She tells Angle that he can't weasel his way out of the WM match or he forfeits the title.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In Music +

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:56:00 AM

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Monday Morning Edition


So let's recap. David is back from Florida, Sam is alive (who knew) and I've uploaded new music.

David gave me a little call this afternoon from Florida while getting to/at the airport. It was good talking to him again and I hope to get to hang out with him this weekend.

Sam is alive! And a post. My hardship. In what, getting a job? Your 20 thousand times more qualified for anything than I am, what do I care? It's good that your in something now.

Music. Rob Zombie - Brick House 2003. You read it right. Brick. House. She is. Oh yeah. Rob Zombie, Little Richie (so I heard from KRock) and some woman, (reminded me of Eve but I doubt it). It's sweet and totally Zombified, which means sounds of a woman getting her freak on. Oh yeah. Rock out.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




Cameo...

:: Chokeslammed; Sam :: 12:03:00 AM

Cheese Grommit

Spurreous Edition

Hey all. I thought it would be a good idea to pop in, read the Blog, and post a lil post. The short of my news these days is that God has been working amazingly in my life. I'm wandering around waiting for a certain private tumult to be resolved but I have hope!

In older news, I was blessed with a job at Reef Edge Inc doing QA stuff. Currently it's Perl-hacking but tomorrow it might be paket sniffing.... who knows. I almost didn't mention this in light of Keith's hardship, but Keith's tough and probably is more interested in the news. There isn't too much more to tell.




Sunday, March 23, 2003

The Latest In Gaming

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:07:00 AM

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Sunday Morning Edition


Thanks to Mirai Trunks G from Kyles board I went ahead and managed to get a save file David will appreciate.

Not that he is checking the page while he is away, but still.....

Devil May Cry, the original. A save file with unlocked Legendary Knight Mode and Super Dante Mode.

He'll love it.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:23:00 AM

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Sunday Morning Edition


I got nothing new. Sorry.

Most of this years comments are back up, I still got half of January, give of take. Now it may not sound like much, but this year was about 40 of the 140 I had on HALOScan, and it takes time.

In other news DeGeneration Z is back up and running in a new area, so my links have been put back and updated.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Friday, March 21, 2003

The Latest In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:50:00 PM

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Friday Afternoon Edition


I'm going into the HALOScan trenches to get more old comments up.

They FINALLY are back up and running, and I'm going to take advantage by beginning to transfer all those comments.

141. One hundred and forty one. In HALOScan. And I still have the rest of YAACS, including the Blog Wars themselves.

Why me.

Oh, and it's hot. The doggy is getting cut soon, so new pics. Plus I should finally have some new shots in David's area, if he can manage to take a few pics that aren't porno!

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Thursday, March 20, 2003

The Latest In Money

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:25:00 PM

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Thursday Night Edition


I have none.

But the light has reappeared. The telemarketing thing should finally be decided tomorrow, and now I have the option to blow them off if I feel the need.

I recieved my Temporary Extended Unemployment Compensation.

I may have mentioned this a while back. Barb told me one day that the government extended unemployment and I should look into it. Laurel told me it probably wouldn't help since NJ had already had an extension years ago.

I decided to let it work itself out.

If I checked on it, and found out I would have more unemployment funds, I would sit back another month or so and not look for a job. Though I am bored at most times free money is good.

I figured if I did get it, assuming I was down to the end of my regular unemployment and having to work for Pathmark again (who actually offered me a job in Seafood) I could take it and hold off on taking the crap job.

And now that I do have it, and I am in that time period, I am thrilled. I can make a concious decision about the telemarketing position, which as I worked there a second time I got less thrilled about, even though I spent the whole 5 hours listening to my MiniDisc while on the phone.

And life goes on......

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:34:00 PM

Thursday Afternoon 2nd Edition


I managed to get countlines to work in my archives. No thanks to ValueTech who sent me the wrong info and suck my ass.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Explanation In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:52:00 PM

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Thursday Afternoon Edition


David has been in Florida over a day now, gettin lotsa sex and maybe enjoying the actual state. Who knows.

And all I know is that makes this weekend open and boring as snot. I'm already bored.

And now I have decided to explain what goes into the idea of transfering old comments to the new PHP.

1) Had to go into YAACS and force them to give me the old comments.
2) Look up date and post number in old comment.
3) Go to date in archives and find post number by clicking the comment link and popping up the comment box.
4) Enter all the info I can from original comment, such as Name, email, website, and the comment, Submit.
5) Repeat entering if more than one comment for that post.
6) download the .comment file, make it open with Editpad.
7) Change all the incorrect information, such as Date, day, time, and IP for all comments.
8) Delete the original off the server, then upload the new one.
9) Pop-up the comment box, make sure it was done right.
10) Repeat.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In Comments

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:15:00 AM

I've gotten up all of August and half of July.

I need sleep.

That is all.



Wednesday, March 19, 2003

More In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:49:00 PM

Ok, so I managed to start the transfering, going back to the old YAACS stuff.

It's a pain, and will take awhile. Plus at this point I can't get the comment counter to work on archives and once I screw with the comments you can't leave new ones.

But they'll be there, and rarely does anyone post in archives anyway, so no biggie.

Any archives that had comments with either YAACS or HALOScan will have that post edited with the fact that there are comments and how many are there.

And it gets better. YAACS archived all my comments but 3, making it near impossible for me to get to them. This shit just keeps getting better.




The Latest In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:50:00 AM

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Wednesday Early Morning Edition


After many hours of grueling typing, the PHP comment code is up and running. It will take some time to transfer the other comments, but needless to say there is a good chance that past entries, at least the ones that were already commented, may just be a link to a pop-up window to show the comments, instead of being able to leave more comments. I shall work that out eventually.

And a big I'm sorry to Binya for acidentally screwing with her php code as I was using hers as one of many guides.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Tuesday, March 18, 2003

The Latest In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 6:02:00 PM

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Tuesday Evening Edition


I worked a bit again today. Yay. He says he'll find out Friday if I actually get a job. We'll see.

And with HALOScan down AGAIN I have switched to the PHP coding. However, I still have not perfected the code, so don't bother trying to leave comments yet.. Check back.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Monday, March 17, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:14:00 PM

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RAW Edition



I missed the first 5. I'm assuming they went right to a match.

Chief Morely & Lance Storm vs Kane & RVD - I came in halfway through. Morely broke up a chokeslam and they double-ddt'd Kane. RVD breaks it up and Kane hits Morely with the chokeslam. Winners - Kane & RVD by chokeslam Post match, RVD goes for the 5-star, but Morely rolls out, right into the Dudleys! The Dudleys roll him back in the ring and set up the wood, only to attack Kane & RVD, sending RVD outside and hitting the 3D on Kane. The Duds stare down Morely and leave the ring. The Chief looks confused but then starts smiling.

It seems the Dudleys are making a heel turn, but left the door open that it's forced thanks to the suspension.

We come back and they replay the hell out of it.

The Dudleys are in the back explaining what happened. Morely called them and told them they have to join Bischoff and Morely to get out of their suspension. At least the Dudleys seem pissed about it. Morely states that Bischoff will need 2 more lumberjacks tonight against Austin.

It's all about the game. And his red tights. And Flair. And H's new shirt. Triple H calls out Booker T, saying he was right to say Book didn't deserve a title shot. And Goldust comes down to the ring. He cuts a Tourette's syndrome induced promo. Trips and Flair are laughing their asses off. Trips starts making fun of Goldy and the dust attacks them both. The odds are to much, as H preps the Pedigree. But Book comes in, and Goldy tosses H. Booker whoops both of em, and Goldust gets up and helps out. H and Flair run for cover.

Trish & Jazz vs Steven Richards & Victoria announced for tonight. Trips demands a match against Goldust tonight.

Maven vs Rico w/3MW - Cut away 2 minutes in to see Rock arriving. Rico focuses on Mavens neck after the events of last week. 3MW keeps interfering but Maven manages to get a backslide for the pin. Winner - Maven by backslide Post match - 3MW roll in and Maven rolls out. Just like the Jeff Hardy match last week. I guess Rico's the current jobbing biatch.

Terri is backstage trying to talk to Austin, but doesn't and we see HBK walk by her and into Austin's locker room.

That reminds me of the fun the two of those had when HBK was Commisioner. Like the satellite feed from Texas where HBK and Austin were working the rule book, and you see a bottle of Jack Daniels.

HBK and Austin talk about the lumberjack match. Rock runs across Theodore Long in the back, who hides the next WWE magazie with Hurricane on the cover. He says that Rodney Mack will rip apart Hurricane next.

Hurricane vs Rodney Mack - Hurricane hits a number of moves. Shining Wizard, flying neckbreaker, and was waiting for the Hurri-chokeslam when Rock comes in. Winner - Hurricane by DQ Post match - Rock keeps pounding of Hurricane, including 2 lowblows, and then a number of chairshots.

For the past 3 weeks JR cannot just shut up about the fact that Rock is burning up about the idea that he has never beaten Austin at WM.

Trish Stratus & Jazz vs Steven Richards & Victoria - SR still has the hot pink trunks, and walks like he's gay. Jazz and Victoria start the match. Goldust will be fighting Triple H tonight. Jazz eventually walks out on Trish. Richards drills Trish, then Victoria hits that Widows Peak and gets the pin. Winners - Victoria & Steven Richards by Widows Peak - Post match - SR & Victoria go to DDT Trish onto a chair, but Jeff Hardy "does the right thing" and saves her.

Shawn Michaels WM moments and thoughts, then Jericho talks about his match with the Kid at this years WM. Christian shows to remind Jericho their tag match against Test is next. Jericho doesn't care who Tests partner is. Which means it'll probably be HBK.

4 matches in an hour and 20 minutes. Christ. Test is lookingat the Torrie Wilson Playboy as Stacy tells him the partner is ready and good to go.

Chris Jericho & Christian vs Test & ?? - And Tests partner is..... Holla... if ya hear me! Scott Steiner! I didn't see that coming. Can't-wrestle-zilla is here tonight. Tons of suplexes, including a belly to belly when Jericho jumped off the rope and Steiner sorta caught him. A bunch of reversals, until Jericho misses the Lionsault and walks into an overhead belly to belly. Christian breaks it up, then goes after Stacy, but is stopped by Steiner. Then Jericho bumps Stacy off the apron but Scott catches her. Test turns around to see Stacy in Steiners arms, and then is rolled up by Jericho for the 3 count. Winners - Chris Jericho & Christian by rollup

Booker T is walking Goldust out.

Triple H w/red tights & Ric Flair vs Goldust w/Booker T - Goldy boxes Trips for a bit. The match is back and forth. Booker flattens Naitch, but Orton from the crowd breaks a metal crutch over Books back. Goldy set up Trips in the corner for Shattered Dreams, but all of a sudden doubles over in pain, then is high kneed and Pedigreed for the pin. Winner - Triple H by Pedigree

We see a promo for Limp Bizkit performing live at Wrestlemania.

Eric Bischoff is stretching, and Rock starts singing. He says next week he'll perform in front of RAW. He tells Eric to take Morely with him to the ring and make it a no DQ match instead of a Lumberjack match. Then when he's ready he'll come down to the ring to whoop Austins ass.

We get a WM match rundown.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs RAW GM Eric Bischoff w/Chief Morely - Eric runs, Austin takes down Morely, then finally gets his hands on Bischoff. He kicks the boss down in the corner, then a Boston Crab, then Morely comes in and lowblows Austin. Then Eric starts kicking the downed Rattlesnake and choking him over the rope. But Austin turns it around and kicks Eric down again, knocks Morely away, hits Eric with the Stunner, tosses Morely out of the ring, then Rock comes in and Stunners Austin. Bischoff covers for 2, Rock comes back in, goes for the Elbow and misses. Austin tosses Rock, Stunners Morely, Stunners Bischoff for the pin. Winner - SCSA by Stunner Post match Rock hits the Rock Bottom then steals Austins Miller Lite.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Sunday, March 16, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:07:00 PM

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Sunday Night Edition


I've continued writing FanFic on Kyle's forum for the past few days and had fun with it.

David bought a MiniDisc player just like mine for when he works out among other things.

Good job to David for his weight/size loss and his continued efforts.

His sex drive couldn't possibly be any higher.

Titty was always like the sole focus for the man. How could it be moreso?

Davids a shallow man. It's ok.

And the final roster for the WKE should be up soon, as soon as I come up with gimmicks for the new additions. For posterity, the original WKE;

Kane-ine, WKE champion, Mini Poodle.
Road-Kitty-Kat and Mr. Clean-Shot-of-My-Ass, the WKE tag champs, both cats
Rey Misty-rear, WKE cruiserweight champ, albino ferret.
Matt Furry, Version .2, ferret.
Under-turtle, spirit of turtle.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Friday, March 14, 2003

Oh I'm feeling good today

:: Chokeslammed; Madmonky :: 11:04:00 PM


Oh, I'm feeling so good today. Today is is the first time in a long time that I feel really good about myself. For starters, today I wore a size 33 pants to work and they were comfortable. Why does this excite me?? Well, I barely fit into a size 36 and was in desperate need of a size 38. However, like I mentioned quite some time ago, I started going to the gym and I went from 200 lbs to 182 lbs in about 9 weeks or so. Ok, Ok, so 18 lbs in 9 weeks isn't all that impressive, but it is impressive to me seeing as how I made a lot of sacrifices to get this way. So now the workout and weight loss continue. The goal weight is 160 - 165 lbs and a size 31/32 in pants and a six pack stomach.

And as for my new found loss of waist size and tonage, I finding myself realizing a few things:

  1) My sex drive is higher than it ever was before.
  2) I eat more times a day.
  3) Titty ... Titty Titty, are even more my focus than they were before.
  4) I find myself feeling better about myself and realizing that although I miss my friends from high school, this summer I won't be wasting my time missing them, but instead enjoying my life.

I know that all this must sound pretty shallow, but as I've posted before, a good looking body means everything to me. I need to have it in order for me to feel good about myself. I can't stand being fat and sluggish.



**Now for WKE information**
From the House of Cooney Federation:
  1) Hunter - Chocolate Lab
  2) Tiger - Cat - Dark brown and light brown strips
  3) Valentine - Cat - Dark brown and light brown strips
  4) Vanessa - Cat - All grey with white chin
  5) Diamond - Cat - All white with blue eyes and dark brown paws.


From the House of Marques Federation:
  1) Arlo - Bird - All White
  2) Princess - Cat - All white with black tail and black face


Now back to some more concieted ranting. I feel like I'm getting to know myself by going through rejuv process. I'm so very proud.

Oh and I almost forgot Keith, I'm cumming ... I mean coming over tomorrow.



To All, I bid you a good day. Until I post again, I love you all. - David -




The Latest In Stuff

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:10:00 PM

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Friday Afternoon Edition


It works now, though I had to turn the system horizontal. Weird.

I got nothing else. All of my writing has gone into and RPG on Kyle Heberts Forum. It's fun.



Thursday, March 13, 2003

The Latest In Stuff

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:05:00 PM

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Thursday Night Edition


Something always has to happen.

The X-Port won't work thanks to a faulty PS2 disc. According to the selling site, I need to get an updated CD from the makers.

The X-Port ver. 2 (which I purchased) was released around December, and I buy it in March.

How can the disk NOT be read on a PS2?

Dumb luck, as usual.

And I beat Jedi Outcast. I finally (right before I fought Dessan) figured out how to switch Lightsaber fighting styles. I just wish there was a way to turn the saber off at will, like Obi-Wan's game had.




The Latest In Coding

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 4:22:00 PM

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Thursday Early Evening Edition



Ok. I finally got myself together and worked out my PHP coding. So I now have the beginnings of PHP commenting.

No thanks to you, Brianne, whom I so seriously asked for help.... ::sticks out toungue and does the nyah nyah dance::

Ok, she sorta helped cause I pilfered some code from her, as well as various other places as I pieced it all together and got it working. And what was my biggest problem?

Forgetting to rename my page to .php.

DOH!!

Ah well. I will continue to iron out the details and figure out the best way to port over ALL my old comments, going sofar as to include YAACS and HALOScan, so all my archiving will be back in order.

I made my first MiniDisk at 3 a.m. while I got to the 22nd level of Jedi Outcast (out of 24). I didn't try for anything special, just grabbed good songs and dumped them over so I could get the jist of how to do it and how it would turn out.

It's fucking sweet yo.

Sounds just like I'm hearing it off the PC, has the names, and was just great to have.

Back to Jedi. I'm going to finish it then maybe code some more.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Wednesday, March 12, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:13:00 PM

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Wednesday Night Edition


David doesn't like my Icon thingy cause I'm not smiling. I'll make a new one just for you...


Later.

I went and worked for Keith for 5 hours cash today. Going down a list, calling the same number over and over again to get new numbers. Not exciting work, but for $50 bucks, screw it. I sat, I dialed, I wrote, I went home. I didn't feel like I accomplished anything, per se, but at least it was more than sitting on my ass.

Yes Amanda, it was, for lack of a better term, a cublicle farm. And small ones at that. But as I said earlier, Fuck It All. I work I get paid I go home and truly enjoy me vegging. Fuck It All.

He wants me to call him Friday to discuss working the same way again, to finish the list. Fine by me, but before I said that I did state that I'd rather have a job then do this freelance type shit. He once again stated how he is working it out. Yay. I did get to see him force a vacate on the current cubicle worker, a newbie who worked for one of the other advisors and therefore belonged in another area. And then I got shoved there for the time being.

My problems;

I hate writing for extended periods of time. My hands work best with keyboard, mouse, controller, and private parts, not pens or pencils. I get "pen dent" in my middle finger after not to long and if not covered it will hurt for a long period of time. So to handle this I have to wrap the top of my middle finger and cover/cushion the denting area with tape, gauze, whatever.

Also no headsets. Bad monkeys. These phones are obviously old, though not ancient. And telemarketing, even the listing I am doing now, should not be delegated to those with regular phones. Oh yeah there is a decent speaker option, but I especially am not allowed to use it since what he is doing (having me freelance) is technically bad.

So I am really enjoying Jedi Outcast. I love my cheating ways and am using non-stop lightsaber, Force Grip, and Force Lightning. While I get a kick out of these things, I hate to use Lightning and grip since they are Dark Side tools. But screw it. I enjoyed battling side-by-side with Skywalker, though a Reborn whupped him the first time. And since I never played Jedi Knight, the whole Valley of the Jedi (which exists in no other aspet of the Jedi universe) thing is over my head and slightly annoying.

Soon I fuck with XPort and save games, plus MiniDisking!

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Tuesday, March 11, 2003

The Latest In Jobs

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 4:43:00 PM

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Tuesday Early Evening Edition


I MAY NOT HAVE A GOD-DAMNED JOB!!!!


So finally this mother-Canucker calls me back. He's been busy, as usual. He and others are all lobbying with management to hire their own people and get their own space and blah blah blah. Personally don't care about the excuses; Am I getting hired or not? Then he asks about the unemployment, which I mention runs out at the end of this week with next Wednesday's check. So he says; "Really? And what are you gonna do then?" Well, jack-off, I had thought I'd be working for your ass, but obviously I was misled.

So now it's back to the papers and the 'net to see what I can see cause even though he's still talking like he wants to hire me, I say actions speak louder than words eh?

But on the flip side he invited me to stop in tomorrow and do a bit of under the table cash work. $10 an hour, 4 or so hours. Basically setting up what could be my future job by getting phone numbers.

Why can't shit be easy. Just once.

Oh and the do-it-yourself backlight is an idea, I'll look into that if I ever get money again.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




Sometimes its better to do it yourself...

:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 1:52:00 PM



Oh! You don't HAVE to buy a new GBA if you want a backlight.

If you don't mind voiding the warranty on your current GBA, you can buy a backlight kit from this place online. I can't remember the URL, but when I talk to Jim I'll get it form him. He ordered it and installed it into his platinum GBA and it works great... he has a backlit GBA for like, less than 40 bucks I think.

If you're interested let me know... 'cause I can give you the info and everything.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:43:00 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon Edition



Well hell Bin, I'd help but I rarely go to any restaurants.

The last thing I pre-ordered from anywhere was the XBox off of Amazon.com. Seems everytime I pre-order the price I pay is the same or less than what it comes out at, even though it was supposed to be less.

And yeah, the Willowbrook EB does kinda suck ass, and the EB Games (which I nearly worked at) is so much better. And it seems I need to spend some more money cause I hate having no backlight on my GBA, even though I currently own ONE game and rarely use the thing.

And the "one upstairs" is also downstairs these days, and called Software Etc.

Well your getting me interested in Eternal Darkness, so that'll be my next rental after I bring back Jedt Knights II: Jedi Outcast.

The jump freak out thing is nothing. Me and David did it all the time with the RE series and even Hunter sometimes, though its worse with Surround Sound......

As of this post I have yet to hear about my job or my truck......

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




Time to counter the wrasslin' drivel

:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 1:51:00 AM


K, first of all... the restaurant blog is slowly going... nowhere yet. Still working on finalizing the graphic (a fork that's all warped and bent) and still have yet to print the friggin business cards for that campaign... for which a whopping one person has volunteered. But its a big project I plan to work on over time, so I'm not too worried.

In other news.

I am never pre-ordering anything from the EB Games in Willowbrook Mall ever again. Why? Well, here's the story:

I wanted to trade in my indigo GBA for the new GBA SP in platinum, so it matches my 'cube. And it has a backlight, and even though Jim installed his own... I want a funky looking GBA.

So I go to Ghettobroo- I mean, Willowbrook to trade it in and pay the difference of $59.99 instead of almost $100 for a new one. The guy who was doing it didn't seem to know what he was doing... and was taking an exceptionally long time.

So I'm waiting and he turns to some other guy who works there and says, "Do they still have to preorder a game for a trade in GBA?" of which his co-worker replies, "Yes." I'm a little surprised, because I never saw anything printed anywhere about pre-ordering a game with the trade in... not even on the trade in flyers hanging up. So the guy tells me I have to pre-order a game... any game. Not thinking, I pre-order Pokemon Ruby, which I was gonna get anyway.

So whatever, I pay $70 for both the GBA SP (I paid for it in full) and the Pokemon game.

Come home and guess what.

EB hasn't been requiring the pre-order trade-in thing for OVER A WEEK. They totally scammed me, and I was annoyed. Not so much I had to buy the game- I was gonna buy it anyway- but I really don't have the finances to cover that game AND the difference for my Windwaker pre-order... so now I'm doing some creative financing.

I feel really duped though. I mean, I'll pay for it and everything, but I will not buy from that store anymore.

Now compare them to the store in Preakness... where the guys are cool and will talk to for awhile about games and stuff... and they were helpful and answered questions and stuff. I pre-order Zelda from them and felt good about it... compared to feeling ripped off from the Willowbrook store.

The only video game store I'll buy from is the one upstairs in Willowbrook by the Payless... the guys there are cool as hell and I've spent time talking with them about Animal Crossing, Kingdom Hearts, and the Windwaker. And they don't hassle you. Or dupe you. Oh yeah, I'll buy from the EB Games in Preakness too. But EB in Willowbrook are a bunch of jerks.

Of course, I could say they were duping me because I'm a chick in a video game store... that is usually frequented by guys... but I won't because I don't think they're that picky about ripping people off... I think they'll rip off everyone if given the chance.

Finished two more chapters in Eternal Darkness. Actually experienced some of that sanity loss stuff. Like the volume going up and down (along with a TV volume display on the tv) and randomly muting, or my character turning into a big drippy monster who explodes, or randomly loosing my head then my arms and then my legs. Every time you go through that though, you automatically cut back to the doorway you were at before that moment of lost sanity. It can be confusing.

And okay... I did jump and freak out a bit when I was exploring the mansion and exited a room... and randomly a door in the game got pounded on.

What can I say... occasionally I have dumb girl moments... even when I'm sucked into a video game.

Okay... time to attempt to go to bed. Later kids.



Monday, March 10, 2003

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:56:00 PM

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Lesee. I got a Sony MiniDisc Player from BJ's with a total of 6 discs for about $120.

Also got in my XPort today so I can star fucking with online saves now.

Rented Jedi Knights 2: Jedi Outcast. I'm having fun but I used the cheat codes and am stuck by the Infinite Health code. You meet up with a Sith and hes supposed to strike you down. Unlimited health means I can't be struck down. Whoopsy.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:08:00 PM

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We start out RAW with Bischoff telling basically the entire locker room to leave Austin alone.

After everyone else leaves, Rock comes in to talk to Bischoff. He tells Eric he isn't fighting Booker T, cause he just wants Austin at WM, and he'll chase the title later. Eric bitches cause he wants Rock fighting. Rock says he'll decide who he'll fight tonight.

RVD is on his way to the ring, followed by Kane. Then Chris Jericho w/ Christian. Replay of last weeks Jericho/Christian/Test/Stacy/HBK moments.

RVD & Kane vs Chris Jericho & Christian - Kane gets dropped onto the steel steps, RVD hits the 5-star on Christian, but Jericho hits the Lionsault on RVD for the pin. Winners - Chris Jericho & Christian - Post match, Jericho turns into Sweet Chin Music and HBK accepts the challenge.

Booker T hits the ring to talk about Triple H's comments from last week. He is an entertainer. He loves to entertain all the fans. He had a crappy life growin up. And I don't understand half of what this fool is saying, and neither do the fans. Nor do we all care. So far most of this has been a huge waste. Finally Book calls out the champ. Now can you dig that, SUCKAAAA!! Flair comes out instead. Berates Booker some more. Says that Trips sent him out to do the talkin. Next week on RAW, Book will have two choices; he can meet Trips jet at St Louis and carry their bags and drive their limo, which he is qualified to do, Or he can make a mistake and show up uninvited and get an ass-whoopin. Booker T nails Flair and leaves the ring and goes to Trips locker room. Trips tells Book to get him a towel and Booker whoops on the champ.

Trips and Flair go looking for Booker T.

We will see the King host a GGW wet t-shirt contest tonight.

Jeff Hardy vs Rico w/3MW - Right at the beginning Austin shows up at the arena. Jeff Hardy nails 3MW outside the ring then slips back in and rolls up Rico for the W. Winner - Jeff Hardy - Post match Rosie & Jamal come in to attack but Jeff slides out and runs up the ramp.

Trips and Flair still looking, runs into Maven and ??. The audio is out for most of the segment until Trips nails ?? then threatens Maven to fight later tonight.

Austin walking down the hall runs into Stuttering Goldy who warns Austin about Eric. Austin gets annoyed at Goldys stuttering and shoves his sandwich in Golds mouth.

Rocky backstage singing again. Waiting for Hurricane. And there he is as Rock asks off-camera if he is ready to go one-on-one with the Great One. Hurricane is shown and asks Rock if he is ready to go toe-to-toe with the superhero. Rock says it'll be a no-DQ match. Hurricane has Hurri-powers, bitch. Rock and Hurricane bring up some of the best parts of the past few "promos". Rock cheapshots Hurricane and leaves.

Trish vs Jazz for #1 contendership next.

45 minutes in and 2 matches. And one match was about 3 minutes long. A downgrade, though they had a few decent promos. And don't talk to me about a crappy women's match. Plus one major audio problem and one entire system problem. Christ damn.

After the tech problems clear up (resulting in 10+ minutes of commercials) we have Trish coming out.

Trish Stratus vs Jazz for #1 Contendership for Women's Title - Two moves and Victoria comes out and nails both women with the belt. Winner - None by DQ - Post match, Steven Richards and his hotpink shorts and Victoria leave.

Eric Bischoff is back. He comes out to apologize for firing Austin and attacking J.R. But Eric deserves credit for the Rattlesnake being in WWE and Austin deserves credit for Eric still having a job. They are similar, and should bury the hatchet. The glass breaks and Austin 4-corner poses. Eric cuts off Steve and asks to make bygones be bygones. Austin makes Eric call him Sir. Austin pulls a small 'What?' speech out. Gives Eric the finger, and then pulls another 'What?' speech out. Rock comes out and interrupts Erics whoopin #2. Reaction to Rock is still 50-50. Rock wants to slap Austins face. Austin tells him to come on down. Once again Rock brings up the fact that the only thing Rock hasn't done is beat Austin at WM. Austin lays down on the mat goading Rock. Rock says nah. Austin says he aint leavin without whoopin someones ass and looks at Bischoff. Austin beats Bischoff down in the corner. Rock runs in, but as soon as Austin turns around Rock stops and walks back out of the ring.

Triple H vs Maven is next.

Ok. After nearly 1 hour 15 minutes of RAW we've had about 20 minutes of wrestling, 30 minutes of commercials and 25 minutes of promos and crap. The idea of this RAW has been great but so poorly executed.

And Trips is on his way out w/Flair in his perty RR red tights.

Triple H w/Flair vs Maven - I can't see Trips putting over a damn thing Maven can do, so I'm expecting a squash or a Booker T run-in. And right of the bat I'm right as Trips just muscles Maven around. Maven finally gets in 2 kicks which Trips basically ignores and smacks him back down, then shoves his elbow in Maven's eye. Trips kicks take Maven 2 feet into the air and then its rope raking. A couple more worthless kicks and Trips slams him down again. Then some slaps to the back of the head into the sleeper. This reminds me of the last time Trips fought Jeff Hardy. Same type of squash, no point in the match. Maven catches Trips in a jawbreaker and runs into a spinebuster and the Pedigree. Winner - Triple H by Pedigree Post match Trips tosses Maven and gets him hanging in the ropes. Al Snow comes out to get Maven out of the ropes and gets a Pedigree for his troubles.

What the hell was the point of that? To prove that Trips refuses to even have a decent wrestling match? Even Maven is capable of more, but no, the champ can't be bothered with actual wrestling, he has to be allowed another squash which doesn't prove anything except Triple H's political power.

Biscoff anounces he will face Austin next week on RAW the way it should have been at No Way Out.

Lawler reminds the crowd about the GGW PPV Thursday night. Stacy talks to Test over the phone and Test is in South Padre Island with the GGW crew.

Terri finds Austin with Steiner and tells him about the rematch Bischoff just announced, Austin smirks and says he likes it, then walks off. Steiner just smiles and shrugs.

And the bombs hit showing that the Dudleys have been reinstated, for some reason. Nope, they aren't.... Chief Morley comes out with Lance Storm and cops. Dvon has to face Morely and Storm on his own, and if anyone interferes the Dudley's remain suspended, but if Dvon wins the Dudley's are reinstated.

Dvon Dudley vs Chief Morley & Lance Storm for lifting the Dudleys suspension - The Chief and Storm are fighting as a tag team, though they start out unfairly. Dvon with a number of near-falls, but it isn't enough as Morley hits the Money Shot. Winners - Chief Morely & Lance Storm so the Dudleys are still suspended. It seems the suspension of the Dudleys is really only saying they aren't getting paid.

The GGW wet t-shirt contest is next.

Crowd is only so into the contest as the 4 contestants are brought down to the King. King has a Super Soaker. Legs hits and Stacy is coming down to the ring. Stacy has decided she is going to be in charge of the Super Soaking. Michelle is first, then Alexis, then Colette, and last Naisha?. I like Michelle and Naisha the best. Now Stacy gets involved in the contest and the crowd gets more into it as she has King shoot all over her ass. And there is no winner. Another wasted segment.

The WM moment is the 98 Kane - Pete Rose confrontation.

Is it just me or has Rocks music changed again? now it just sounds like an evil version of his old theme.

Anyways.. Rock vs Hurricane No DQ - Now considering that Rock vs Hurricane is nearly the same as Trips vs Maven you would think "Hey, maybe Rocky will just crush him." No, I doubt it. Cause Rock has a bit more class than Hurricane. He let Booker T get over him in the Battle Royal, he's promo-ing with this guy. Rock has no problem putting guys over, cause he knows where he stands. Now I have no doubt Rock will win the match, but it won't be quite the squash Maven got stuck with. Rock runs around with the cape on. So far its been mostly Rock. But a neckbreaker by Hurricane and the tide is turned. Rock hits his DDT and hops up. He waits for the Rock Bottom, but Hurricane breaks out and goes for the Hurri-chokeslam twice, then Rock goes for the chokeslam and Hurricane kicks him in his little ding-a-ling. Then a Hurri-Bottom for a long 2. Rock goes for the People's Elbow but the Glass breaks and out strolls Austin. Rock stops in his tracks, then goes to the ropes to taunt Austin, Austin taunts back and then Hurricane rolls up Rock for the 1-2-3!!! Winner - Hurricane Post match Austin gives Rock the double-finger as Hurricane runs off celebrating sans 123 Kid over Razor Ramon back in the day. Rock is in disbelief as Austin walks off.

See? I told ya. Triple H wouldn't do that, ever. I mean even if Hurricane had lost like I thought he would, he still got in a number of good shots on Rock which would have never happened with Trips.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:31:00 PM

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Yeah it isn't Bored Worker yet, but I already knew I was giving him Monday. It's ok, I can deal......

I'll go do my shopping and if I still haven't heard anything when I get back I'll call him.

Meanwhile I'm so fearful of my freedom ending, yet at the same time know I am so overly-bored home alone all the time....

Ran updates and backups on my PC and L's laptop for most of last night. Today called looking for a better price on fixing her car, which I have for the next few days until the truck is fixed.

Tonight is RAW, so expect another dose of RAW Edition and I follow the evening. Booker T vs Rock, if Rock wins he chooses his WM opponent. Hopefully another Rock / Hurricane segment, and more Austin, who hopefully learned the company is WWE by now. Also HBK will respond to Jerichos challenge.

And don't forget Smackdown, which will see Angle drop the title to Brock thanks to a neck injury as well as who will Brock face at WM now?

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Friday, March 07, 2003

The Latest In Job Hunting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:46:00 PM

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I GOT A GOD-DAMNED JOB!!!!


It's about fucking time. The Sheraton Tara (I think) sent me the "Thanks but no thanks" card. I haven't heard from anyone else until just 5 minutes ago.

Fahrman. Fucking Fahrman. That wondurous telemarketing position. He apologized for taking so long, citing other work issues. He only interviewed 2 other applicants but decided they weren't it.

Currently he's working on setting up an area for me and get a PC for me to use to make notes. He's checking out anolder laptop and seeing if its viable. He called today to make sure I was still available for the position and he will be calling me backon Monday to go over the finer points. If I don't hear from him I should call him, since it's still busy there.

So watch out for a rebirth of "The Latest In Bored Worker Ranting", which is long overdue.

I need a cigar and some Brandy. Now if I can just get laid everything would be right with the world.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Thursday, March 06, 2003

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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 3:25:00 PM

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Thursday Afternoon Edition

For David



And the LJ binya pic has been uploaded to my server for my added convenience (I do that with all images, I hate calling from someplace else) and is located at kmisranting.com/images/binya1 for future reference.

And if ya don't code it that way yourself its fine....

I'll just edit it later.

It's days like Tuesday and Wednesday that make me miss OB 101 greatly. The venting I want to do....

It's snowing. Again. But not that much.

It's Thursday afternnon and NO ONE has called me back yet. This is pissing me off. My time is ending....

No David this weekend = killer boredom. How the fuck will I survive?

And remember the whoel home theater audio system(s) problem? It continued as Walmart saw my refused 2nd system as the one and only system and refunded my money. So after owning two almost 3 systems, paying full price for two, I ended up with one system and it was for all intents and purposes free.

What a wonderful life.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Wednesday, March 05, 2003

The Latest In Flaming

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:52:00 PM

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Wednesday Afternoon Edition

Introducing the WKE champion...... Kane-ine!!!



Holy shit! Someone other than me posted! That's it, hell's freezing over as we speak....

And though I have no problem with people using HTML to change how their entry looks, it is appreciated if you close your tags.

Brianne.

I started doing all that wrestling coverage to up my usage. Ever since I lost my job I've only really been using 30% of my allowed posting per month. I wanted to up the number so I tossed that in. If people freakin posted I wouldn't hafta bore ya all with that stuff, even though I would anyway....

I don't have the multiple things to complain about such as work, girlfriend, recitals, school, or anything of importance. So I talk about whatever briefly catches my interest at any given time simply to write....

Cause I can.

Except for Laurel and Brian. I can't write about that cause if I do I'll get kicked in the nuts, which is bad cause I may need them someday.

And wrestling is a soap opera for men. Duh. And most of the current half-naked women aren't muscular at all, and got big titty. Like the one whose in Playboy comin up. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

And homoerotic my ass. I am soooooooooo gay.

I mean, I am soooooooooooo not gay......

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

And b-t-b hows the restaurant blog going?

Fin.




I'm tired of this crap.

:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 12:26:00 PM


Complaints and Grievances. Bleh. Here's my complaint. There's too much god damn wrasslin and ShitBox here.

Of course, the only reason I would buy an XBox is *just* for the BtVS game, which I've heard is fucking awesome. But I'm not *that* desparate to play the game, and I hate anything Microsoft with a passion (which, I suppose, means the fact that I have and use a Mac makes a helluva lot more sense).

I have a GameCube. It was a gift. Until recently all I had was Animal Crossing. Good game, very much an addiction since it runs in real time. Ask Amanda or Chad... they know.

Then I preordered Zelda:The Windwaker and recieved Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Ocarina of Time Masterquest. I've played Z:OoC on nintendo 64 at the dreaded ex's house way back when and never finished it. My parents bought me Majora's Mask, of which I am 80% finished with... but I really wanted to finish OoC. And now I can. And then play the Masterquest, which is supposedly mad crazy harder than the original, so it'll be worth it.

I also bought (or Jim did) Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, which is a very cool game. Plays a little similar to Resident Evil, but its very different. You jump around in time and play as different characters (like a Roman Soldier who becomes the big evil of the game for awhile) and have to complete their storyline before retuning to the present. And as you complete their storylines, you get their weapon... you even get to perform autopsys on the creatures you kill later on in the game. Very cool. And very creepy graphics and sound fx.

But Jim has a PS2 and that's where the really fun games are. We have Kingdom Hearts, which was a cool game. Almost finished that one. Then we recently bought .hack//infection which is so friggin addicting... it really does simulate a MMPORPG (or whatever) disturbingly well. Then Jim's going to buy Xenosaga... which looks equally addicting...

Forget it when the Sims comes out for GC. My life will disappear.

Or when Final Fantasy Crystal comes out...

But anyway.

And as for wrasslin... I still hold true. It's a soap opera for men. It just has more violence, half naked men and the occasional half naked (but disturbingly muscular) female thrown in for good measure. Hmm... looking at it that way... are there veiled homoerotic references in there? Puts a new spin on all that WWE shtuff.

And now that I feel I've created enough of a topic for me to get flamed for... I'm signing off...

...because after all, would life really be normal without me creating controversy on the internet?? :::innocent grin:::




More Hunter, less waiting.... And other stuff not as interesting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 11:43:00 AM

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David this will be of interest to you pal.

The Hunter series hits the PS2 hard expected this August with Hunter: The Reckoning Wayward. This is a PS2 ONLY sequel. Yes, I said exclusive. As the original Hunter was solely for XBox and eventually allowed on GameCube, and the sequel, Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer going only for Xbox, this is being made specifically for the PS2.

I can't wait. Two player-ing that game with David was fun as hell, and I'm looking forward to whoopin on some more undead ass.

So I decided. The truck tranny died and I'm gettin a rebuild. It will take about a week, give or take, and $1600. What fun.

The interview last night did nothing more than waste my damn time and a lot of it. a 40 minute trip there, waiting for an hour for a 5 minute interview which amounted to nothing more than "The GM has to interview you", and a longer trip home on completely different roads.

Oh this job is still looking up there, but problems include the idea that again I'd so be the token white guy, and when the FOM finally walked in she asked me if my name was Mohammed.

I told her I had given up that slave name.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Tuesday, March 04, 2003


:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:48:00 PM

Oh I forgot. On top of all that, I still have my other interview at the Sheraton by the Newark Airport at 10 tonight, for which I have to leave at 9. Again using Laurels car, but this time possibly using Laurel. Her car is small enough that it cramps my leg after awhile and my leg had enough 2 trips ago, never mind this 50 minute trip each way. But I don't know if I'll be able to tear her away from him, considering there was a little tiff which I'm sure was a result of her needing to basically kill tonight for me. We shall see.




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 8:32:00 PM

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Tuesday Night Edition


Another interview come and gone, and not without it's difficulties.

The interview is at 10. Fine, leave by 9:30. Without my truck, I have to use either "Grandpa's" car or Laurels. I opt for Grandpas remembering my past experience. I couldn't get my knee past the center console so I kept turning the radio on and off. I lasted 7 minutes tops.

Well Grandpa's seat was stuck in the Barb position. Really small. And it won't move. So I sardined my ass in and drove very uncomfortably to and from the interview, then traded it for Laurels at Barbs work.

Checked out the truck, which has too much rust damage to consider, which is too bad cause otherwise its pretty nice.

Then I stop by Dad's, eat dinner, at get called back here to bring dinner supplements. I show up shortly after Brian (making me wonder why he couldn't get them), drop off the stuff, go upstairs to the message from the auto place stating the trans is shot and will cost about 16.

Anyone wanna take bets he didn't mean 16 cents? or 16 dollars?

Shitfuck.

In honor of this occasion I have uploaded Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Monday, March 03, 2003

The Latest In RAW

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:52:00 PM

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RAW is here. One week ago we saw the emergence of bald, tattoo-ed, heel Rock on RAW to begin his program with Stone Cold for Wrestlemania.

In his RAW re-debut, he was verbally jousted by Hurricane, booed by the mother-Canuckers, and tossed over the top rope by Booker T (though predictably) to lose a chance at Triple H for WM. For once the 'net smarks lost out since we all know that Trips and T were all but set for WM while Rock and Austin are also scheduled.

This week Austin and Rock return to New York as Austin returns to RAW to meet up with Rock and answer not only his challenge from last week, but the comments made when he walked out nearly a year ago.

We start with Bischoff putting 3MW on Stone Cold alert, saying he wants to have them whoop on Austin but save a little bit for him.

Booker T comes out to talk about his win last week and how he's going to WM XIX. Out comes Trips and Flair (Batista and Orton injured themselves at a house show and may not be scheduled for RAW) with Trips looking dapper as usual. Booker can't be the World Champion, cause his role in life is to entertain only. And Trips is an asshole. Trips runs down "dubbya-see-dubbya" and the quality of the championships there (remembering David Arquette's and Vince Russo's title reigns). Nearly 10 minutes of Trips talking has got me pondering a channel change.... Trips mentions the match Book has with Steiner tonight, wondering how Bischoff thought of that match (the final Nitro match ever anyone?) and says Booker will be lucky to get to WM.

WM moment: Jeff Hardy's Swanton off the tall ladder onto Bubba through a table in the entryway.

15 minutes of RAW and nothing has happened. And they wonder why fans get annoyed. With all the talent in the locker room why can't they have more matches.

Test vs Chris Jericho announced.

Jeff Hardy vs Christian - Jeff is sporting a new "JH" glow in the dark shirt. Christian slips out of the Twist, hits the Unprettier for the pin. Winner - Christian by Unprettier

Bischoff arms Lance Storm for "defense against Austin" number 2.

Chief Morley vs Spike Dudley for reinstation of the Dudley Boyz - Spike misses the Dudley Dog. Morley hits the suplex tri-fecta, then the Money Shot for the pin. Winner - Chief Morely by Money Shot

Bischoff approaches Jericho and Christian for the third line of defense against Austin.

Trish Stratus & Jacky vs Jazz & Victoria - Winner - Trish pins Victoria

We will hear from Rock next.

Chief Morley joins Storm at checkpoint 2.

Rock segment where Rock blows off Coach for an interview. Hurricane is in Rock's dressing room. Time for another funny chat session. Man that was great. Especially Hakuna Mashente meaning the Rock has a tiny ding-a-ling. Man those two work well off each other in promos.

Wow. Last week 2 matches in 50 minutes, this week 3. And one was a crappy women's tag-team. What crap. Thank god for another Rock/Hurricane skit.

Chris Jericho vs Test - Jericho shows footage of Test signing boobies for GGW. Test attacks Jericho. Christian stalks Stacy to the ring from the back. Christian sneaks one in on Test. Test takes out both but Jericho sneaks in a low blow and the Breakdown for the pin. Winner - Chris Jericho by Breakdown - Post Match, Christian and Jericho look to con-chair-to Stacy, but Test interferes and gets one of his own for his troubles. Michaels is down and takes out Christian Sweet Chin Music style but gets smacked by Jericho with a chair and does the blade job. Jericho tells Shawn he wants to end his career at WM.

Nowinski in the ring. Dudley's 3D his Harvard ass. Bubba is still having back pain.

Jericho & Christian take up their positions as the 3rd line against Austin and talk about taking out HBK, Test, and Jeff.

Scott Steiner vs Booker T - This is a rematch from the final Nitro ever. At that event Booker T won the WCW title to "unify" it with the US title. Steiner manages to hook on the Steiner Recliner but Trips and Flair distract him by walking near ringside and Booker T rolls him up for the cheesy win. Winner - Booker T by rollup

Rock sends a grip out to get Bischoff and bring him to Rock, cause Rock isn't afraid of Austin (like Hurricane insinuated before).

Limp Bizkit will be live at WM.

Rock sings. Asks Bischoff to not attack Austin until Rock gets him.

RVD & Kane in a hardcore tag match next. RVD seems to be cool with Kane this week.

Kane & RVD vs Tommy Dreamer & Al Snow Hardcore rules - Kane double-chokeslams Dreamer & Snow, then Kane stacks 'em for RVD to "10 star" frogsplash the duo and gain the W. Winner(s) - Kane & RVD by double-chokeslam/10 star frogsplash and RVD pinning both Dreamer and Snow

Backstage Bischoff is trying to talk down his group of Austin beaters who have all combined in the parking area. Austin barrles through in his truck, gets out with tire iron in hand.

The glass shatters and Austin is on his way to the ring to a deafening pop. The "What" chants are loud as hell. Austin thanks the crowd. Talks about his leaving and his return. Fucked up, called it WWF. And here comes the Rock. His music re-worked again? Three shows three different versions. "Rocky sucks" chants abound as the sea of Austin shirts hates on him. Rock comes out, berates the crowd, and gets right to the point, saying the only thing he hasn't done is whoop that bald ass at Wrestlemania. Ask Austin to go One on One with the Great One. Then Bischoff comes out. Makes Rock vs Booker T with the stip if Rock wins he can choose to either face Austin or Trips at WM. Bischoff says the show has gone on 3 minutes too long and sends cannon fodder Warning to the ring. Austin Stunners em both and Rico then Rock comes in. Face to face then a back and forth, Austin goes for the stunner and Rock runs.

Wow. Raw ended practically on time for the first time like ever.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 7:11:00 PM

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Monday Evening Edition


A couple hours before RAW. Let me start by saying my day has been for shit.

I went to see Cradle 2 the Grave. It was good. My only problem is in all the fights they keep bouncing the angle around so it's harder to see the fight, therefore taking away from the action.

And that fine ass black chica... God damn.

Then I started my trip home. Boy was there a bad idea.

Just off of 3 West onto 46 West and my acceleration stops accelerating. I think I heard a little pop and that's it. I pull from the middle lane to the shoulder and test.

Park to Reverse..... No shifting feeling, no Reverse. To N, no shifting. To the big D, no shift, no move. Same for little D, 2, and 1.

No I've burnt out 2 trannies in my time, and this doesn't feel the same. I'm thinking a link broke or something, but I'm no mechanic. I got AAA to send a truck and got it towed to the Auto place in Pequannock by my dad's and got him to drive me home.

Tomorrow I get to find out what kind of problem I'm facing, but in the meantime I have a different dilemma....

How am I gonna get to my 2 interviews tomorrow?

And while I was gone I got a msg that another hotel wants to talk to me.

Mother.

Fucker.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.




The Latest In Entertainment

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:35:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Monday Afternoon Edition


Been watching M*A*S*H* Season 3 off of DVD for the past day or so. I'll have 2 episodes left when I leave in a few minutes to go to the movies.

I'm gonna see Cradle 2 the Grave with Jet Li and Mark Dascascos. It has DMX too, but who cares.

Tonight I will have another RAW rundown for fun.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Sunday, March 02, 2003

OH GOD!!! Lesbians!!! .... or better yet Bi-Sexual women.

:: Chokeslammed; Madmonky :: 9:16:00 PM


We'll Keith's last post lights up my day.

I love the concept of bi-sexual women....

I mean, I'm so glad that his job hunt efforts are doing good.

No, sorry, I can't pull that off. It was the lesbians.

Oh god how I think of having sex with twins at the same time all the time. I love the idea of it.

Then again, so does every other man in the world. However, I would like to think that I think of it more then most mere men. In fact I think about it in-between the seconds that I'm thinking about titty.

Oh titty ... titty titty. Oh how I love titty titty. Oh god, just thinking about titty makes me smile. Which of course goes without saying because I'm smiling all the time.

Especially now that I'm in the new corporate office. You see, the building I normally work in has only men in it. We are the IT department. But for the last week I've been stationed in the new corporate office and there is some nice new titty. Oh titty. Going to work is so much more fun now. The receptionist has such nice titty.




The Latest In Job Hunting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:24:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Sunday Afternoon Edition


The Russian Lesbians, t.A.t.U. are at Willowbrook Mall fye today at 2 p.m. I considered going, but a fat man looking to see 2 young lez's...... Too stereotypical for me.

There is jackshit in the paper today for jobs for me.

But right after I found that fact out I was called by the Sheraton at Newark Airport and set up for an interview.

Seems that my last resume, sent last Sunday for Guest Service Agent, reminded them of the earlier resume I sent for Night Auditor. They have me going there for a 10 p.m. interview, ironically just 12 hours after my daytime interview at the Sheraton Tara in Parsippany. Funny huh.

Even though these dips are talking like I'd be working Tuesday nights through Sunday mornings it's looking to be the best pay offer next to the telemarketer. I looked it up. As an airport hotel, this is a huge 504 room establishment, which when stating a definite 24 hour Front Desk also has me believe there would be two people on at nights.

And the thing that makes this job my best chance? A Front Office Manger was the person who called me, stating she was working some of these nights. And that was the situation at AmeriSuites. The FOM was working the overnight and needed to switch off in a bad way so I was hired immediately.

With the idea being brought up of the possibility of me buying a new larger truck (Chevy Blazer) and the PC stuff I want to do plus the always wanted moving, I'm jumping at this, even though the trip is even longer than my old trek to AmeriSuites, clocking online at 43 minutes and 38.58 miles in comparison to the 25 minute 25 mile trip I used to make.

And I have uploaded a NEW version of the No Way Out theme, this one clearer at a 128 bitrate instead of 80, plus a different sounding version for fun.

Everybody pray for my job-life. Show me the money.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



Saturday, March 01, 2003

The Latest In M*A*S*H*

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:59:00 PM

Entertain the Brutes

Saturday Night Edition


Watching M*A*S*H* Season 3. I love that show. But still there are so many other shows I'd like to see put out on DVD, like Knight Rider.

I decided to reiterate the "I will not carry a gun" speech.

"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got into this war I had a very clear understanding with the Pentagon. No guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune; I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to ol' Virginie, I'll even Hari Kari if you show me how but I will not carry a gun!"

As far as the WKE is concerned, it's currently in the process of restructuring the company. Check back often.

And that's the bottom line..... Cause Phoenix SAID SO!!!!

Fin.



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