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Thursday, November 28, 2002

Let's all give thanks for titty.....

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 10:21:00 AM

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Thanksgiving Morning Edition



Well, I had to throw it in at least one more time for good measure. But let me just say this;

Happy turkey-day........to all my freaks out there. Big Poppa Plump........is your hook-up. Holla.......if ya hear me.



Wednesday, November 27, 2002


:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 9:57:00 PM

I got a 52% on that 500 question quiz.

Happy Turkey Day, everybody. I know I'm backing off on turkey so I can save room for the chocolate pudding pie... :::licks lips:::




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:49:00 PM

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Wednesday Afternoon Edition


Took the 500 question purity test. Got myself a 61.2% pure. Wow.

To ZERO I say get a download prog like KaZaa and rip the thing offline. Makes life so much easier. I picked up the WWE Anthology CD set today. Aaaahh. Old school and new school wrestling themes. So far my fave is Disc 1 number 32, Corporate Ministry.

Happy turkey-day to all my freaks out there. Big Poppa Plump........is your hook-up. Holla.......if ya hear me.

Fin.




Sleep is for the weak

:: Chokeslammed; ZERO :: 1:49:00 AM

The Metroid Prime demo doesn't do the game justice, I'm not bias to xbox or gamecube I like them both but metroid looks better then halo and has almost no load time. I can't really say which game is better because halo is a traditional first person shooter where metroid is a action adventure with a fps view, I really like both games I just with more games would come out for xbox that are as good as halo and have as much replay value. As for Doom 3 I can't play the damn thing because the cd is shitty and my cdrom wont read it and that really blows.



Tuesday, November 26, 2002


:: Chokeslammed; Nicole :: 7:55:00 PM

Blech....

I guess I'm just not in the mood for either titty or penis talk - what's that about? As for other topics... Well... I'm completely useless on that front also.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 4:23:00 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon Edition



4 days and no one really has anything to say. Cmon, people. Guys want titty talk, we get titty talk, but not much talking. The girls want penis talk. So we start penis talk, no one talks. If no one is interested in following these lines of discussion, how about somebody coming up with a new topic.

Played the EB demo of Metroid Prime. Wasn't horrible, but wasn't necessarily wonderful either. HALO of course is the shiznit. I've managed to beat it every which way there is minus a single-player legendary. Give me a really big screen TV and 3 pals through the co-op mode anyday. And HALO 2 is bound to be 20 times better than the original. The only problem I see with HALO 2 is there is almost no way to make a HALO 3.

Thanksgiving in on it's way and I hope everyone has some kind of plans to at least have a good meal.

Fin.




Games Anyone?

:: Chokeslammed; ZERO :: 12:50:00 PM

Well if nobody else is gonna post I guess I will, not much going on right now other then lots of gaming. I can't get enough Metroid Prime and I got Halo so I can finally beat that game, oh and I also got a copy of Doom 3 but I've yet to play it but when I do I'll let you all know what its like.



Friday, November 22, 2002

It's not the size that counts ...

:: Chokeslammed; Madmonky :: 4:35:00 PM



So I've read that we need more penis ... talk ... well, as a straight guy, I can't really talk about the pleasures of a penis; however, I can talk about the punishment of one and here it goes:

The Life of a Penis - Through the eye of my penis
It's not easy being a dick, I have an eye I can't see out of,
I have a head I can't think with,
My closest neighbor is a asshole,
I hang around with two nuts all the time,
My best friend is a pussy,
And, my master puts me in a dark room and slams my head against the wall until I cry.
<- - - - - - - - - - - - ->

And now we can start the age old argument of whether it is the Size that counts or How you use it. I've always wondered what the popular opinion on this was. However, as for me, the only thing I can say is that I don't have the size and unfortunately, I don't know how to use. Poor Me.





:: Chokeslammed; Nicole :: 4:07:00 PM

Where's the penis talk?




The Latest In Boobies

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:48:00 PM

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Friday Afternoon Edition


We wanna see! Cmon, please!!!! Must........resist........the booby.......urges....

Happy Anniversary to Amanda and Chad. Live long, and with nicely sized tiity. Sorry. Had to be said....





:: Chokeslammed; Nicole :: 2:17:00 PM

My boobs look great today! Perky and at attention! I couldn't ask for more!




::sigh::

:: Chokeslammed; amanda :: 7:26:00 AM

watch for used bras on eBay.... that will be the closest thing to my boobs most of you on this site will see. maybe i'll start selling used panties to pervs. lol. money.

see, i'll just market my innocent self to the horn-balls and make money in the process. it's a good plan.

BTW: i'm a 36c/d, not a 36dd. sorry. i am not dolly parton size. i'd fall over. i'll get to weighing the knockers and let you know what each side weighs....



Thursday, November 21, 2002

And Keith said, let there be posts;
And David replied, I bring you Titty

:: Chokeslammed; Madmonky :: 9:25:00 PM




Behold it's Glory, for it is Titty ... Titty Titty

Boobs, Boobies, Breasts, Jugs, Bosom, Fun Bags, Hooters, Pacifiers, Dirty Pillows ... in other words, titty ... titty titty.

Today begins what hopefully will be a 3 part segment on the female anatomy & the beauty of God's design (with penis talk included). The segments are as follows:

1) Titty Titty - with penis in between
2) Oh! That tight ass. - with penis included
3) I wish I had those legs wrapped around me.....and my penis.

The first segment will be on the great and mighty titty titty. Titties are so round and perfect and great to suck on and play with and cuddle up next to and most importantly, they almost always come in twin packs. Every man dreams of having sex with twins, and knowing this, when God created women, he gave them 2 almost equal titty. Which is great for guys because now all you have to do is titty f^#k your girlfriend or whomever and bang, you've done it with twins.

Another wonderful thing about titty is that everyone loves titty, men, women, lesbians, gays, straights. They allllllll love the titty. Now I know that there is a post or two here about women who don't like titty. Personally I think that they are lying. True, for women, sometimes they can be bothersome, but all women know about the awesome power of titty. They all know that men will do anything for titty. Even if it doesn't guarantee that they will be touching the titty, they'll do it. Why? Because titty is great. It's so great that all of us men know that we are suckers for titty, but we don't care since we just want the titty. Why? Because......

Titty ... titty titty.




YO!

:: Chokeslammed; ZERO :: 7:38:00 PM

Hello all Chad here, no GTA:VC for me right now but tons of metroid prime I would have to say its the best game out for the gamecube. I'm also waiting for my copy of Halo to get to me, I NEED MY FIX!!!!!




Invites

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 5:52:00 PM

I have sent invites to Nicole and Chad, using whatever info was in Blogger already (due to banshee wailings). Any other suckers? I mean, takers.....




boobs suck

:: Chokeslammed; amanda :: 7:48:00 AM

yep, that's right. boobs suck. no, not fun to suck, but suck as in a pain in my ass. well, I guess chest. I've lived most of my life swearing by miracle bras and anything with liquid in them to push the anthills into that sought after cleavage. and guys stared. and I got uncomfortable. not only did they stare, they stalked. I was followed in grocery stores, people didn't make eye contact....and hell, on vacation, one person on the cruise ship followed me around on several port stops. but, I did get some free film and some cool onyx coasters. and then I ran away. so, now I look for bras to hold the massive bitches up and attempt to keep them secured in a bra. yeah, right. all my cute tiny tops barely cover my bust now. if I wore a wench corset, it would look like an ass-crack on my chest.

girls don't like boobs (well, maybe lesbians do...but I don't know). especially the ones they own. they're just a pain. they get sore and swollen and they burn too fucking easily. never go to a tanning bed au natural. your nipples will peel. nothing like skin and flaky cleavage...

enough into the life of my boobs. they say hi, but you can't see them.




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:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:37:00 AM

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Thursday Morning Edition



Can't talk now, GTA'ing and Smacking it down......

Man, I am having great gaming fun. GTA is still kicking ass. But I have Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth and have been enthralled to an extent. I am enjoying a hell of a season (playing as me, of course). I got the Hardcore title on Sunday Night Heat my 4th week in the WWE, then the European title from, ironcially, William Regal at, ironically, England's Pay-Per-View. I also managed to take the Undisputed title from Stone Cold but when the nWo invaded I dicked around and lost the damn thing to Hollywood Hulk Hogan. And at WrestlMania X8, no less.

David has told me a forum on "Titty" will be started on this blog site soon. All comments will probably be taken out of context so we can use them in the most inappropriate way possible to liven up this site. I'll be damned if this is going to wind up in mothballs like Randomness. I am also accepting applications for new team members. So to Nicole, Chad, Mike, Travis, Nikki, and anyone else who either reads my yammerings out of complete work-related boredom or just wants to annoy the crap out of me, email or comment with an addy if you want to join up.

Fin.

Editors Disclaimer: All titty discussion is the idea of one titty-obsessed male poster. Though his comments and posts should probably be taken seriously, there is no doubt that no disrespect is ever intended towards females in any way. This will simply be one man's expression, however strange, of his enjoyment of an area of the female body. An area which many of us, men and women alike, also enjoy in a similar manner, though we may not express ourselves in the same way or even be as deeply affected. Please enjoy the titty, and keep your hands and other body parts to yourselves.

Editors Disclaimer #2: In the event that said male does not follow through with his titty-posts, kindly disregard the Editors Disclaimers. Thank you.



Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Diabolo Says..

:: Chokeslammed; Diabolo :: 12:52:00 PM

This week is the PlayBoy Week on Street Smarts!! yeah!!




Sunday, November 17, 2002

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:17:00 PM

There most definetely a God, and I am positive he/she/it hates me.

Birthday weekend started out ok, got better, then spiraled downward in a fiery display of crap-on-a-stick. Christ damn I can't catch a break. See OB 101 for further details.

The only thing keeping me sane at this point is I am working off of 9 hours of sleep since Friday afternoon. My body and mind are tired enough that I can't summon together the rage in my heart to go Super-Saiyan (DBZ "humor"). I swear, if I was a Saiyan, Super-Saiyan would happen so often for me...... Of course, I'd have also blown up the Earth by now, but let's not dwell.

My experiances to this date with women, from Mom to friends to girlfriend has left me with one startling conclusion;

If it wasn't for the fact that I don't want another naked penis within 20 yards of me I'd so go gay.

Shitfuck.

Fin.



Thursday, November 14, 2002


:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 7:56:00 PM

Happy birthday, Keith.

For the record, 23 is not old... since in about 6 months *I'll* be 24... or how I like to say it, 21+3.




The Latest In Birthdays

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:17:00 PM



music: Saliva - King of My World


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Thursday Afternoon Edition



I'm 23!! Wow! An old fart, I am. Thanx to all who wished me well, by phone and by blog. To the rest of you, .::thppppppptttt::.

Fin.



Tuesday, November 12, 2002

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 9:30:00 PM

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Tuesday Evening Edition


I have a door! It was up yesterday, but today I reinforced it a bit, drilled the door-jam holes so I could lock the thing, put up the molding and stained it.

Now I see Diabolo has said something about marriage. Cmon and post about it, Pussy boy!

1 day 2.5 hours until my birthday. Wow.

Fin.




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:07:00 AM

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Tuesday Morning Edition


God. Why is this shit always such a pain.

It takes 2 hours just to pick up the stuff for the door, thanks to Barb's insanity. Then another 2 attempting to assemble an actual decent door where (pardon the expression) nigger-rigging once stood. You know, if it wasn't for Ray, I wouldn't have bothered once the door was off. I would have gotten a fence for the dog and curtains or some shit.

In other news, I had to deal with morons from Blockbuster Video saying I didn't include the disc when I returned GTA: Vice City........last Thursday afternoon. You're gonna somehow tell me it took 4 days for you to check in my return? Bullshit. The person I spoke to said it would be taken care of. Lord knows what that means. Good thing I have no interest in renting anything anytime soon.

Fin.



Monday, November 11, 2002


:: Chokeslammed; Etain :: 9:33:00 AM

Help me move up in the food chain...
Click Me




The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 1:26:00 AM

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Monday Morning Edition



Alright!! The Jets avenge their early season loss taking down Miami and former Jets QB Ray Lucas in a 13 to 10 nailbiter.

In home-wrecking news I am undertaking a new project. Tearing apart the door to my room and putting in a new one, molding and all. Now I really just need a new piece of wood to replace the one on the side for the locks. You know, the piece that has the holes that the door locks go into to actually lock the door. I destroyed that piece 3 or 4 times during various "temper-flares" by hitting the door so hard it busted the locks through the wood. Actually the major breaking occurred when I locked my keys in the room and couldn't pick the lock. I got annoyed and hit the door hard enough so I broke the sumbitch.

Next on the agenda will be fixing the various holes in my walls, then either painting or paneling them.

After that I want a home theater system raring to go DTS. I crave surround sound.

God I wish I could move out of this hell-hole.

Fin.



Sunday, November 10, 2002

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:37:00 PM



quote: You want time, buy the magazine. We don't have time.


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Sunday Afternoon Edition


To answer a question posted in my comments. The difference between GTA:3 and GTA: Vice City.


GTA:3 is a darker game based on a more current time period. When I say darker I mean by look and by feel. Liberty City is based on New York City and includes Mafia, Cartel , Triads, and a few other small-time gangs to make your life miserable. You play an un-named run-of-the-mill street thug who works his way through every gang in the area, mostly due to the Mafia Don's woman, who gets you in trouble every step of the way.

GTA: Vice City is much more vibrant and colorful, plus your character, Tommy Vercetti (voiced by Ray Liotta) speaks! The setting of Vice City is based on Miami and this time we are in the 1980's, from the talk through the clothes to the cars. You have a history, and you have been sent down to Vice to begin Mafia operations for the big guns in Liberty. Over the course of the game you'll recognize quite a few names from GTA:3. The deal was screwed over from the start and your Liberty pals are pissed. You embark on a crusade to take back what is yours, and in the end decide to take over Vice City for yourself, resulting in a showdown with your ex-employers.

With the addition of helicopters, a crapload of new cars and better looking ones, multiple outfits, property purchasing and MOTORCYCLES I personally enjoy GTA: Vice City even more than GTA:3. The truth is both games are done great, and they compliment each other, which ever game you play first.

Fin.



Friday, November 08, 2002

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 12:48:00 AM

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Friday Morning Edition



Aldazar has managed to get his collar off 3 times so far. At least his antibiotics are done. 6 days till suture removal.

Jets managed to pull out a big win last Sunday. Here's hoping for more.

Lots of GTA'ing this week. Had David here Wednesday night, and he shall return for Friday night and most of Saturday. Thank goodness. I need a break from monotony.

Fin.



Monday, November 04, 2002

The Latest In Ranting

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 2:33:00 AM

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Monday Morning Edition


Aldazar is doing better. He is still leaking slightly from the sutures, off and on, but on the whole is recovering well.

Couldn't wait for the ordered copy of GTA: Vice City to arrive so I rented it from Blockbuster. So far am having more fun on a whole than the last game.

Regardless, I can't wait for my birthday, Thursday November the 14th, since I will have (hopefully) managed to collect myself a copy of RE: 0 for the GameCube and more importantly WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth for the PS2. With the exception of bringing Aldazar back to the vet to get his sutures removed, I will be vegging the entire day.

Spent most of today helping LF "remodel" her room. It's much more efficient now.

Fin.



Friday, November 01, 2002

The Latest

:: Chokeslammed; The Phoenix Has Risen :: 11:13:00 AM

Aldazar is home, cranky and dick-less.

They decided to go ahead and perform the surgery, technically without my approval, and the surgery required, in laymans terms, was to amputate the penis. Like he wasn't at a loss when his balls went choppy-choppy. But he is back, in relativly good health. He has to wear one of those cones in order to keep from pulling out the sutures. But he keeps trying anyway!!

Damage=$1073. Christ damn he better live for a loooooooooooong ass time now.



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